Leaving the office after showing up 17 minutes late, sending one email and flirting with the secretary all day

This is the moment... FSD V14.1.4 passed my final test. "Can it park in my garage?" (In Chicago, it's not easy. Garages are typically located in the back of your house, accessed via an alley that you enter down the block at four different entry points off 2 different streets.)

FSD 14.1.4 politely halts for two pedestrians and their 🐶

The type of texts I be getting these last few days from people who aren’t manically obsessed with Tesla like us.

First post on X, but had to share the literal life-saving quick thinking of FSD v14.1.4. It swiftly reacted to a little puppy jumping out into the middle of the road on a busy Los Angeles city street. 🐶🚗 Thank you, @Tesla_AI @elonmusk! @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesLa

job qualifications: - have high agency - have balls - have the dawg in you

Watch FSD V14 intelligently find a new path by reversing until there is enough space to make a 3 point turn after a garbage truck blocked the entire street in Beverly Hills CA!

for continuity's sake alone

One thing about FSD 14 is that it is really good at inferring what follows from the current setup, so interventions, if any, are pretty short lived. I do wonder if in the future this opens the door to "small, co-operative interventions/suggestions" rather than interventions

V14 is undeniably safer than V13 thanks to its faster reaction time and greater awareness Witness how it easily defeats the worst reoccurring problem I’ve had with FSD since I started using it with 12.3 Clip of how badly V13 handled it in the post below for reference

https://t.co/pMipf36oRh

After this last wave of FSD V14, this group must be in shambles 🤣 $TSLA

https://t.co/NCUlKltQNb

I support him running.

This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $120

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I GOT FSD 14!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!

GPT 5 sounds emotionally damaged lol.

"It is better to suffer death once than always to live in fear of it." — Julius Caesar

you got this