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@mikepat711
Mike P
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US infrastructure is a crumbling shithole compared to most other developed countries, and neither you nor any of your colleagues have done jack fuckall about it in my lifetime. I think humanoid robots could probably create enough abundance and free enough human labor (and also.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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This is Elon Musk's vision of the future. How many jobs do we lose when this transformation takes place?. Do we really want to interact with robots instead of people?. What do you think?
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Mike P
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Seeing FSD cook in RHD markets brings me great joy.
@teslaeurope
Tesla Europe & Middle East
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Roundabout final boss. FSD Supervised tackling Swindon Magic Roundabout in 🇬🇧
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Mike P
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RT @teslaeurope: Roundabout final boss. FSD Supervised tackling Swindon Magic Roundabout in 🇬🇧
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Mike P
11 hours
I respect Jerome Powell way more than Donald Trump, not even gonna lie. This is like watching Michael Scott talking to corporate 😂.
@RapidResponse47
Rapid Response 47
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.@POTUS to Fed Chair Jerome Powell on the exorbitant cost overruns of their palace-like HQ renovation: "It looks like it's about $3.1 billion. It went up a little bit — or a lot."
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Mike P
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The question for me is this:. Can Tesla make a 30,000 dollar car drive itself without human operator on any road? Do I believe they can achieve this?. If yes, it is the most profound technological innovation in decades, and literally nothing else matters at all. There is zero.
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Mike P
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Sun glare don’t care
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Mike P
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The thing about owning a Tesla with FSD is that you can read the bears posts and then get into your vehicle and reconfirm that they are incorrect as fuck whenever you want.
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Mike P
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Bears will say I’m retarded
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Mike P
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RT @gxonio: @TheKelmom @mikepat711 It's a fantastic car, but now that I've driven a Tesla with FSD a lot, I'm extremely disappointed every….
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Mike P
19 hours
600-800mi complete on this Tesla road trip. The thing I hear constantly is people talking about charge stops not being worth it over gas. My argument is that this is a myth for over 95% of people, and until you live with a Tesla and experience software integrated fueling, you.
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Mike P
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Considerate robot 🥹
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Mike P
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First Ozzy now Hulk Hogan? Fuck this week.
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Mike P
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Tesla is a force exerting itself in one clear direction very rapidly. The stock is the cumulative short-term view of a bunch of emotional children trying to squeeze as many dollars as possible out of an equity market that is gamified over any short period of time. This is how I.
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@mikepat711
Mike P
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I was big on Vine.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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We’re bringing back Vine, but in AI form.
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Mike P
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First stop on 400mi Ohio return journey. Second time I’ve ever seen V4’s. Awesome new detail showing which charger is intended for your side on dual sided station. Luv you guys @TeslaCharging
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Mike P
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Raw footage of 10 min A ➡️ B FSD. Complete with plenty of sun glare, dirty windshield and zero lidar.
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Mike P
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I was rear ended twice in my Model Y on the same road last year. Both times from drivers not paying attention. FSD fixes this. Your attention ebbs and flows. FSD is the same level of locked-in 24/7. If you don’t want to crash or die or kill anyone with your car, there’s a.
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Mike P
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RT @djcows: he was born for this
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Mike P
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I wanna go to the Tesla annual shareholder meeting this year.
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