Mike P
@mikepat711
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I’m generally over the Trump admin and think they are close to total clown status at this point, but it was still well worth it for breaking woke.
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I did the @DirtyTesLa booth test in a Starbucks drive thru. When the woman leaned out the window to hold up the CC reader, FSD started to bounce and I had to take over. But holy shit, I can’t believe it cut the wheel left, pulled up close to the window, stopped and lined up
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I can’t wait until ASS is actually usable and has a bigger radius. That, destination option, and banish close the entire loop. After that, we’re feature complete and it’s just a matter of making this AI an incomprehensible genius.
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RT @boringcompany: The original "Wanna Race" video to show how tunnels can help to solve the traffic problem - driving down our Hawthorne t….
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The dancing LEDs are awesome at night, but tougher to see during the day. But this feature is awesome for all hours :)
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This is my favorite stuff to see with Robotaxi, because customer FSD is a huge wuss in parking lots still and would never do something like this so quickly and confidently. It really doesn’t seem like they’ve found a ceiling yet that can’t be blown open with compute. Cannot wait.
Tesla Robotaxi has solved the dead end parking lot well. I recorded how the robotaxi escaped from the blocked space. Skilledly escaped!
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I love this dude. He’s just out there vibing in his HW3 car enjoying life, not constantly bitching that Tesla isn’t on their knees for him upgrading his inference computer. You should follow this guy. Good vibes.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Between yesterday and this morning, I am the proud new owner of qty 6 TSLA shares! . I know it’s not much. I understand I am a broke nobody idiot. I get that Tesla is a fake company with fake technology and they will be going to 0 very soon. But they are mine now.
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Owning a Cybertruck is such a solid statement that you genuinely do not give not one hot damn about what anyone thinks. You do exactly what you want to do and are not controlled by anyone. It’s such a power move. I want one.
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On the page for their new 3/Y, Tesla has this link to see FSD in action, but all of the clips are filmed in a previous generation Tesla with the driver activating with the drive stalk that no longer exists 🤦♂️. Do you guys want me to go re film these for you tomorrow? Free of
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The real “Austin geofence on the table” moment is going to be when Tesla announces robotaxi launch in another country.
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I view headlines like this as bullish when the authors are unanimously the type of people who sit in the cuck chair.
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RT @BLKMDL3: Tesla Ride Hailing service works on the freeway! Here we are on the 880 in Fremont. Monitor is not driving, just has his thu….
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This is just live audio into an iPhone 16 from the Model Y speakers. Tesla sound systems slap so hard, and you don’t gotta customize it or anything. It just comes with the car.
A reason I love Tesla is that one day I can leave for work and my car is not a rave cave, but later that same night, my car downloads some software and becomes a rave cave just like that. Where else you getting this? Nowhere.
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How the actual fuck was Yellow Ledbetter a B side? Literal 90s hall of fame work of art and these MFers were like “throw it in the bonus tracks” . Unreal.
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For as long as the 35k Tesla car drive itself everywhere and no other car on earth drive itself everywhere, I buy TSLA. Car drives itself. Very big deal. No competition. Ok ttyl.
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