BREAKING: If you’ve followed me for a couple years, you might remember me talking about a one-lane bridge with queued traffic. The unwritten rule here is that cars take turns going one at a time. I’ve called this one of my final boss tests. No version of FSD has gotten close. Not

14.2 is a clap generator

We’re all having our final boss battles with V14.2

I’ve never in my life cared about what car I owned. Now that I have a Tesla that’s changed. I am always looking forward to getting into it and have it drive me around using Tesla self-driving. I am always looking forward to what new features and functionality @Tesla will add

This is huge for FSD at work and for people who live in apartments with parking lots 🥹🥹

This is my 3rd Christmas with Tesla and can confirm this one goes harder than any before it. Omfg

Crying tears of joy

The way V14.2.1 creeps for visibility at unprotected turns with low visibility…. 🤌🤌 Smooth and intelligent. Totally confidence expiring. I can feel the awareness. It is alive

i don't know who needs to hear this but nobody is confused by the fsd cell phone usage change nobody thinks its suddenly legal to use your phone. just that the car no longer polices you as heavily (most cars don't at all) you haven't made some nuanced realization

It’s wild how you can go to the doctors for some procedure and have no clue what it’s going to cost, and no single person can ever tell you. It’s impossible to have any idea up-front. And then for the 6 months following your appointment, you just get random “lmao you owe me

Sometimes I’ll be reading comments under someone’s post, and I’ll come across a comment by some random person I’ve never heard of, and their reply/repost/like bubbles are greyed out because they have me blocked. No memory of ever interacting with them. Even Charmin can’t make

The cars are driving themselves, the robots are sprinting around office buildings and I’m just supposed to go about my day all chill like I’m not in the sci fi IRL timeline? I’m fucking amped dude.

I am 100% certain that Elon’s batshit insane dream of self driving cars using cameras and AI is going to be reality. I am certain because it’s already happening in my car daily. There is nothing left for Tesla to do that is going to require some major breakthrough. No barriers

I think Tesla jailed speed profiles as a quick way to address back road speeding. Not a permanent thing, but a temporary patch while they implement the long-term fix. There’s no reason to be up in arms about highway regressions. They will gone and we will forget about this moment

Almost every time V14.2.1 does a poor job of nose-in parking, it backs out and fixes itself. Does this happen a lot for everyone else? Does this for me pretty much every time it parks badly on first attempt.

The tsunami really be right over there and they don’t be seeing it.

There is only one company dedicated to scale the autonomy to the entire solar system.

When FSD ignores the nav in parking lots to choose its own, more sensible route. 🤌🤌

I changed the nav as I was headed down this road to a point that would force the car to turn around. No problem for the $40k autonomous car Tesla invented.