John Frickinsmith
@Jfrickinsmith
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Martian from another planet. Will unfollow unsolicited DMs.
Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2013
Do you respect the Nobel Prize less than you have in years past?
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Twice so far I've seen something portraying humans as heroic or wonderful in a pic or vid, only to have Grok reveal that humans are selfish, psychotic liars who will do anything to *seem* the opposite.
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Hang on now. I'm gonna have to run this by 51 former intelligence officials.
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Katie Porter has no future in politics, but I can see her excelling in the debt collection industry.
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Trump always says, "No one's ever seen anything like it," but this time it's a fact. In my many, many decades, I've not seen anything close to this in the Mideast. A nod from the Nobel would have helped seal the deal, as @hughhewitt observed. Not a consideration, apparently.
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Egypt's border with Gaza is so unbelievably well protected you would think they're keeping the zombie apocalypse away.
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St Louis man, 18, shot dead at balloon release held to commemorate MURDER victim
dailymail.co.uk
A peaceful balloon release mourning a recent homicide victim in St. Louis, Missouri, erupted into gunfire on Wednesday, leaving four men wounded and a teenage boy dead.
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Getting no traction from networks or streaming for my pitch: Soil Conservation District 911
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No, no, no. @Toyota WTF?. My gen2 Tacoma is embarrassed for you
We as a society have to fiercely reject this American just bought a brand new 2025 Toyota. You must pay a monthly subscription fee to - $15 a month to stream music to the screen in your own vehicle. Your own phone’s Bluetooth won’t work - $15 per month to use the screen of your
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Chris Farley took a camcorder to a mall in the '90s to teach guys how to flirt with women. So good
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This car is owned by a 20 something woman that wears a bowler hat, a sundress with combat boots and she can play the ukulele. Prove me wrong
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2 individuals that were Head of the Counterintelligence Unit at the FBI were having an affair together While running the RussiaGate investigation they wrote texts about creating an insurance policy against Trump Instead of punishing them, the DOJ awarded them $1.5 million
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It's weird that we can all clearly see how AI is about to wipe out millions of jobs all at once, destroy every artistic field, make it impossible for us to discern reality from fiction, and destroy human civilization as we know it, and yet not one single thing is being done to
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Sometimes when I open x, before I even read or type the first word, the chorus of this John R. Miller tune plays between my ears. "Nobody has to Know your Mind."
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One of the absolute best vocal performances in television history.🎶💖 Can you name this song ? 🤔🤔
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Reality show pitch: @katieporteroc and @jonesjay locked in a tiny home strategizing until they agree on a plan to save the Democratic Party.
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They arrested climate change again.
🚨 BREAKING: In a massive development, police just arrested an ARSON SUSPECT in the Palisades, California fires from January. KNEW IT.
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It’s a big day for us today. Tina’s hospital has patients being operated on. I remember when I say with her for 6 hours at a time on a drip in my little house I said to myself the street dogs needed better care. I promised her future dogs would have that… 🏥 Today Tina’s field
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