Jesh 🎏
@JeshRedux
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I can’t get over how Trump called the weapon they used in Venezuela “the discombobulator”. America has Ratchet and Clank weapons now
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Double barreling zyns before my blood donation as a little pick-me-up gift to the poor fella that'll need the blood
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@JeshRedux "celebrating my assuredly adaptive ability to bleed out faster than average while looking forward to how good the post donation beers are gonna hit" literally me
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Donated a pint in 3 mins 42 seconds that's gotta be some kinda record right
Brutally mogged the guy sitting next to me at the blood donation event
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Wow this blew up, Cincinnati women hit my line if you're trying to get snowed in with a handsome young man
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Went to mute the penguin banger and accidentally deleted the post, it's so over
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Is every American severely obese or do you guys not know how to cook
@atrupar @Beingrational9 How about this simulation…give someone $16 bucks and tell them to buy themselves 3 meals and a snack?
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"The odds of fatality are extremely low—essentially negligible (<<1%) assuming the vehicle is in good condition and no other factors like exhaust leaks or poor health are present." >big "tech guy" >knows nothing about actual engineering technology Wow!
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Smug bald idiot locked replies but most people would be shocked to hear how hard it is to kill yourself this way- modern ICE engines barely produce any carbon dioxide. It was nearly impossible 3 decades ago and cat converters have only gotten better since. https://t.co/zFKB8xP08E
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@Jonathan_Blow regarding software bloat outpacing hardware progress: found my 18y old Pentium II 400mhz laptop and fired up MS Word 98...
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Hey, "Don't Tread on Me" guys, this is the treading part.
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