Is this an incomplete pass???

As your president, I’m not picking favorites. But as Jill Biden’s husband, fly Eagles, fly.

Jack, call us

Emotional. #SBLVII

Me to the HR department: Thanks! Loved my time being employed here Me on Glassdoor:

Bye #RIPTwitter

Instead of “going public,” you could say we’re “going purpose.” Instead of extracting value from nature and transforming it into wealth for investors, we’ll use the wealth Patagonia creates to protect the source of all wealth. Read Yvon's letter at

Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow. https://t.co/fvRFDgOzVZ

Thank you @TomCruise for making #TopGunMarverick worth the wait. What a great movie.

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If I @UberEats a @DiGiorno does that make it a deliverable pizza? #pizzadelivery

Now that Russia has made these false claims, and China has seemingly endorsed this propaganda, we should all be on the lookout for Russia to possibly use chemical or biological weapons in Ukraine, or to create a false flag operation using them. It’s a clear pattern.

Today, I have decided to break away from social media. I have realized that it has become a parasite in my everyday life. It has provided me with a false sense of connection and gratification. #socialmediamarketing #socialmediadilemma #share

In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater

@ChicagoFire List of things we need to get done in the next 100 days Announce a TD Hire a coach Sign players Revert to original logo Not that much to do we all good fam👍🏽👍🏽🥰 #cf97

@realDonaldTrump Wait til CNN fact checks this meme as false.

I, along with almost everybody else that has seen it, was very disappointed in the new @ChicagoFire logo/crest. So, I figured I'd post my idea for my favorite MLS team. Thoughts? Some other designers have also done some great work! #cf97

The internet responds to the crummy @ChicagoFire rebrand with a better effort done in 30 minutes, take 743,203: #cf97

Joe Mansueto: Save our Fire identity! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LZiOKyPHf5 via @Change

At the moment we’ve got about 26% of the signatures Save The Crew got, we’re getting there, let’s keep sharing!! let’s get our Fire back!! https://t.co/2qxPOVQWNk #SaveTheFire #cf97