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in my opinion if you consider yourself a leftist your praxis should include wearing a mask in crowded indoor spaces/staying home from social events if you’re sick
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girl how is this at the top of your list
You ought to be able to fly with your child – and sit next to them – without paying an additional fee.
It's time all airlines offered fee free family seating.
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in 2023 Phoebe Bridgers is gonna drop her third album & the opening track will be about hooking up in the car while waiting in line to get vaccinated at dodger stadium and it’s gonna make me cry
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breakups feel like they might actually kill you in the moment but then you heal and you’re just like omg I was being so unserious it was never that deep
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this is my preemptive cover of what I imagine it will sound like
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people interacting with this post not knowing the photo on the left is of a fictional character and not the actual stevie nicks is sending me to jupiter
you look like stevie nicks in 75, the hair the lips, the crowd goes wild
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sometimes your friend will text you gossip that is soooo nourishing like that is a food group
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taylor swift’s lyricism on “dear john”…the rent was due. the rent was OVERdue. fridge empty. power company had hit the lights. THAT is the energy she was bringing to the studio. and she did what needed to be done
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‘would’ve could’ve should’ve’ is insane lmao. speak now tv better have “dear john” (taylor’s version) (32 minute version) [explicit]
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NOT me meeting my celebrity crush outside of a literal bookstore…that is a very powerful omen…I am in my most magnetic era it would seem
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by far my favorite part of 2023 pop culture has been taylor & beyoncé just absolutely devouring on their respective tours and then posing together like two greek gods on mount olympus
🚨| Taylor Swift arriving at Beyoncé’s “Renaissance Film” premiere in London!
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when I was a kid I was obsessed with hey arnold specifically helga’s older sister olga when she cried with mascara streaming glamorously down her face. I thought that was what adulthood was.
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if katy perry’s ‘thinking of you’ was a phoebe bridgers song I swear society would’ve never heard the end of it
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you can start over!! right now!!! you can just start over!!! you don’t need permission or serendipity or a miracle you can just!!! decide!!! that it is only up from here!!!! hope this helps!!!!!!!
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@Savignon_Blank
I do have an album dropping this year, if Lorde & Phoebe don’t drop I will fill the void but if they DO my album can be the appetizer at the sadgirl feast
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olivia rodrigo is my barbie idc her face card is everything
Olivia Rodrigo arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards.
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kendrick and taylor need to do another collab they have too much in common (top of their genres, surprise dropping music at the speed of light, never forgiving or forgetting even once)
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I survived literally the entire 2010s without thinking about Harry Styles & now he absolutely lives rent-free in my head. Make it make sense
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“you called me cerebral, I didn’t know what you meant, but now I do - would it have killed you to call me pretty instead?”
@lucydacus
you chose violence
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hmm almost like…life’s so fun…life’s…so fun
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HELLO IT’S ME OPENER FOR CANADIAN NOAH KAHAN SHOWS PLUS SOME OTHERS IN THE US OVER THE SUMMER 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I am over the moon to announce the openers for the WABHF tour. I would genuinely travel hours to see any of these artists live and the fact I get to have them joining me this spring and summer is a privilege I will never take for granted.
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trying to imagine explaining to my 18-year-old self that I’m gonna open for one of my favorite artists for tens of thousands of people a night and also my band is my little brother and a guy I met on bumble in 2020
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tell me why all I've been able to think about for days is dianna agron's street style
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brandy’s microbraids in the 1997 Cinderella had a bigger impact on culture than the printing press
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please just stop outlawing abortion
Some U.S. coins will soon feature female trailblazers from American history — including Maya Angelou, Sally Ride and Anna May Wong.
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one of your absolute 10/10 homegirls will call u crying bc she’s so heartbroken meanwhile the mf who dumped her looks like this
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I love “anti-hero” bc taylor really said “what if I gave the girls a version of ‘this is me trying’ to shake some ass to”
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it’s so crazy that I am a beautiful genius with perfect opinions. the odds of that happening were soooo low! and yet here I am ❤️
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I have been thinking about aaron bushnell nonstop
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I move thru airport security with a kind of effortlessly almost balletic charisma the likes of which none of you have ever seen before
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I appreciate all my white allies for reaching out but...now please direct all that energy at each other & at your white family/friends. The ones who voted for trump & use the n-word & use MLK quotes to inure themselves from criticism. Have uncomfortable conversations. PLEASE.
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hey uh can we have AI do the stuff that sucks (cleaning, everything about cars, the tedious parts of healthcare, fixing the climate) & not literally what makes us human (making art and falling in love)
Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd says the future of dating is having your AI date other people's AI and recommend the best matches for you to meet
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brb canceling so many undesirable engagements due to discomfort
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“I would’ve died for your sins, instead I just died inside, and you deserve prison but you won’t get time” is my new “give me back my girlhood it was mine first”
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huge win for my people
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I missed the two year anniversary of this tweet but thanks again for changing my life 🫶🏽
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but do not invite your crush to your birthday party
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being in your mid-20s hanging out with someone in their early 20s
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if u rock wit the chicks’ cover of landslide I rock wit you
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one show in and I am already in shambles
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me and
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like this 🤞🏽 as per ✨✨✨ thank u
@GMA
and I agree that if u like ‘the smallest man who ever lived’ my discography will hit different 💋
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hi ! hello ! who are all of you people ! thank you ! ! !
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sorry but this does not & will not ever sit right with me. the person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic, taunted child victims of a mass shootings, & repeatedly spreads violent, bigoted conspiracy theorists should be EXPELLED. idk how that’s even controversial
Democratic Rep. Cori Bush has announced that she will be moving her office away from GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, following a heated exchange earlier this month where Bush confronted Greene about not wearing a mask in a hallway on Capitol Hill
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Jensen McRae releases a full version of "Immune," her Phoebe Bridgers parody song about getting vaccinated at Dodger Stadium
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live reaction to the good witch : no one can open an album quite like maisie peters
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I don’t care how much we talk about ‘cruel summer’ as a society we still will not be talking about it enough
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the fun thing about having tweets pop off is that the worst people you’ve ever met will start assuming you are dumber than sand based on one sentence you wrote while waiting in line at the grocery store
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I was on a date w guy & mentioned that I cry a lot & he said he cried a lot too & I asked what made him cry and he said "movies...and Situations"
Thinking about the time I was on a date and asked the guy his favorite cuisine and he replied “Sandwiches”
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if you remember this photo you may be entitled to compensation
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no one:
my AP art history teacher who was retiring at the end of the year & just gave everyone As so he didn’t have to grade anything:
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when billie eilish SCREAMED “and I don’t talk shit about you on the internet” she was so unbelievably real for that
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people I make music for:
-didn’t have 1st kiss until college
-has 1 mental illness “for sure” and a couple others “probably”
-read above grade level
-brought a big purse to the party & now has to carry it all night like an idiot
-biracials (all)
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Happy Girl is out. And: my debut album is coming. It’s called “Are You Happy Now?” and it’ll be out on March 22. I am so, SO excited to give you this music that’s been so close to my heart for so long. All my dreams are coming true. 🙃
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if it’s getaway car you truly will not hear the end of it from me
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One year since my debut album dropped. And boy has it Been A Year.
Thank you for listening. Stay with me. ♥️ I hope you’re happy.
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preacher’s daughter core
why does bass pros shop sell lingerie 😭
better question. why do I kind of see the vision.
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shoutout to everyone who got dumped this week & will be able to enjoy TTPD as it was intended. personally I got dumped one week before SOS dropped & it was a religious experience you kids have fun
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personally if one of my hobbies was often deadly to other people I would simply find another hobby
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btw I left LA to record album 2. just finished day 2 in the studio. ❤️
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nobody ask how I’m doing
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I didn’t think this through
when I hit 10k twitter followers I will follow the titular white boy on the gram and tell him that he, a complete stranger, made me so mad that I became a pop star
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when maisie said “you’ll rue the day you did me wrong I’ll put your name in all the songs I’ll twist the knife it will be fun”
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loooooooove a "are you sick of me yet" ass person. not a chance beautiful I'm in your walls
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girl america needs the POSTAL SERVICE
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please don’t live on pause. don’t wait til you lose the weight or get the apartment or fall in love again or move to a new city. wear the outfit today.
spray the perfume. don’t wait for a cue to start feeling good. you are allowed to feel better tomorrow, exactly as you are.
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doctor put her hands over my liver she told me my resentment’s getting smaller
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never forget LOL!!!
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if my brain un-represses one more memory I am going to pull it out of my ears like a party clown
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when my friend shows me the “hot” guy she’s been crying about
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I know I bring it up a lot but it’s because you would too. singing phoebe’s verse on silk with MUNA on tour last summer fundamentally changed me as a person
if you have any contributions to this list i’d love to hear them
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in years
taylor swift thinks she’s emily dickinson. matty healy thinks he’s mick jagger. travis kelce thinks he’s donkey kong
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“you called me cerebral, I didn’t know what you meant, but now I do - would it have killed you to call me pretty instead?”
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so unbelievably impressed with and proud of the students at columbia and NYU peacefully demonstrating in support of gaza. none of us can be free until all of us are free ❤️
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AND THAT’S THE TEA WE ARE A PACKAGE DEAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ ALSO HE’S SMALL ENOUGH TO GATEKEEP (FOR NOW) SO COLLECT UR “FIRST HOLDEN MCRAE FAN” TICKET BY LIKING THIS TWEET
if you love jensen mcrae you’re legally obligated to listen to her brother’s new single
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they should invent a first date that’s neither “immediate soul crushing obsession” nor “so unbearably awful that it prompts a recommitment to celibacy”
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and im not saying she deserved it but god’s timing is always right
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to people who listened to me in 2020/2019/DARE I SAY 2018, your patience is admirable. to everyone who just joined please prepare to be hit with new music like t-shirts from a cannon at a college football game
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stick on tears is one of the smartest merch moves I’ve ever seen
incoming: SAD GIRL FALL 💧stick-on tears + pretty handkerchiefs to really take it to a ridiculous level. available in the box sets.
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I make music for girls who wish they self-identified with sexy “unlikable” characters with avoidant attachment styles but instead identify unironically with harper from wizards of waverly place
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it’s been a YEAR?
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stop giving tyrants redemption tours 😘 bush created the programs & set the precedents that enabled trump to carry out his ludicrous agenda. he’s not just an aw-shucks grandpa who likes to paint and the media needs to stop treating him that way
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