JeffLowell
@JeffLowell
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Writer/Producer Sports Night, John Tucker Must Die, The Ranch, The Crew, Just Shoot Me, Spin City, 2.5 Men, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, George Carlin, Jim Gaffigan…
Joined June 2008
It's so weird how the RFK, Jr bear story is only the third worst story involving a Kennedy having a dead body in their car
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Dear Abby: How much longer can I hide from my husband that I'm having another man's baby?
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My music snobbiest position: Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation is worse than every album that preceded it. Minutemen’s Double Nickels On The Dime is worse than Post-Mersh 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who says otherwise got into the game too late.
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Every day a band like @wetlegband or @SLOTHRUST or @paranoiacs proves that rock is still alive is a very good day.
I'm incredibly psyched for the release of the new Paranoid Style single "I Love The Sound Of Structured Class"! Full length LP 'The Interrogator' to follow on Bar/None Records on February 2nd! Today is my birthday, so everyone is obligated to check it out! https://t.co/tMWeOk29aL
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For one glorious moment she was a star. More than most of us can say.
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The "barely legal" trending topic showed me two things: there's apparently a wrestling competition called that, and functioning porn filters are a distant memory here. Welcome to Twitter, um, X, advertisers!
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I’ve finally figured out a use for the “for you” tab. Schadenfreude when something bad happens to Trump.
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I don’t know, I’d check the mushrooms.
Australian homicide investigators are trying to determine how three people died and a fourth became critically ill after they apparently ate wild mushrooms at a family lunch.
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All they had to do was stop making movies to stop spending so much money making movies.
Warner Bros. Discovery execs claim the Hollywood strikes have saved the studio somewhere in the “low $100 million range."
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@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.
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Atheists don't believe in Satan. But that said, metal as fuck.
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I can’t prove this, but I believe I just found Donald Trump trying to sneak into New York dressed as a horse. @realDonaldTrump #TrumpIndictment
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