Smitty
@JebTheJarhead
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Former Jarhead - You've been warned... https://t.co/ni3KYjzHv8
Can’t Get There From Here
Joined September 2014
Remember 2 things when you’re on this page: 1. They’re only jokes. 2. No one gives a fuck about your feelings.
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In my old age I've had to give up certain things, and my memory is one of them. - my mom
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Never in my wildest dreams that I think Would have a business be important enough to advertise on a billboard! 🥹
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The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren't called “asteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language
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Men’s mental health matters, many suffer in silence… they matter.
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I’m sorry my dog doesn’t like you, he’s skilled at shunning dark entities 🤍
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the saying is “Nip it in the bud.” It is not “Nip it in the butt.” You’re welcome.
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Listen. It’s real. I just took a nap and got mad at my guy friend in my dream and yelled at him. He’s about to find out that we’re in a fight.
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Emotional and logical illusions exist too. Optical isn’t the only tricky bitch.
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My circle is cozy and peaceful, with less drama, fewer conflicts, and more quality time with people I truly enjoy!
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