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Less than a week now, it’s draft content season folks🙏
Five favorite players//I’m pounding the table//yelling at my gm//Dudes
Jackson Powers-Johnson, C, Oregon
Adonai Mitchell, WR, Texas
Edgerrin Cooper, LB, Texas A&M
Dallas Turner, Edge, Alabama
Tyrone Tracy Jr, RH, Purdue
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This was TY Hilton’s first career win over New England. This one was for TY and Andrew 🥲🥲🥲
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Colts lucking into Matt Ryan and Matt Haack because teams wanted sexual assaulters instead
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Colts upgraded at Quarterback, Edge, and Cornerback this offseason without spending preposterous sums of money the first week of free agency.
Starting to think this Chris Ballard guy knows what he’s doing more than fans and radio hosts.
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Jonathan Taylor’s agent has porn likes on his main account I’m crying, sports agent is such a scam lmao
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@ImagineAGuy
That’s literally the joke at the end of the HBO series that “only 31 died” officially
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Marlon Mack gained 30 yards on this run. Trent Richardson gained 0.
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The Colts drafted Bobby Okereke with the 89th pick while Anthony Walker still had two years left on his deal. The Colts are now paying Darius Leonard $20M a year and Okereke has one year left on his deal.
Don’t sleep on Linebacker being a surprise pick imo.
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Frank Reich is Coach of the Year. Coming off the high of the Patriots win, he kept the team focused and came out with that performance missing double digit starters. That’s my Coach of the Year.
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Colts had 500 yards of offense in a road game with a new QB. This will get settled. If they execute a few plays better, they score at least 30. The Texans have a solid defense.
They'll be able to get this cleaned up Matt looks pretty good. Don't let the overreactions get you.
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The Colts just paid historic contracts to a Guard and a Linebacker last year before they both melted into a puddle of future guarantees but sure they’re bad guys for saying “hey maybe we’ll hold off on your record breaking RB deal after you missed half the 2022 season”
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Fun Colts fact of the day: Malik Hooker has never started a game where he did not catch an interception.
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The Colts defense could not force one (1) incompletion today and the fans and beat writers are going to spend the week talking about Philip Rivers because he threw two interceptions and they can’t look beyond TD:INT ratio as proven by Jacoby Brissett’s MVP campaign last year.
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The Colts traded down eight spots and picked up the Redskins R2 pick, which currently looks like it has a good chance to be between 33-35.
I’ve waited 15 years to finally have a GM who does this.
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2021: Nick Sirianni leaves as a Colts Coordinator to become Eagles Head Coach, Eagles trade Carson Wentz to the Colts.
2022: Matt Eberflus leaves as a Colts Coordinator to become Bears Heads Coach…
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Impressive resolve from this young man who has shown some good stuff in his time. I’ll be rooting for him.
They were running the play all week, it wasn’t an arbitrary decision to run him instead of Taylor. Great playcall that I’d call again 10/10.
#Colts
running back Tyler Goodson puts the failed fourth-down conversion attempt all on himself.
"It touched my hands."
@WISH_TV
#Colts
#ForTheShoe
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@MostCrucified
Hey guys do you pronounce words the way they are pronounced or do you change the vowels sounds for fun (pronounced Fen)?
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Me waiting for the Colts to fire Chuck Pagano for the third straight season.
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Saturday early game on wildcard weekend:
2020: AFC South
2019: AFC South
2018: AFC South
2017: AFC South
2016: AFC South
2015: AFC South
2014: NFC South
2013: AFC South
2012: AFC South
2011: AFC South
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The Colts lost but you can’t come out of that game not feeling good about this team.
Andrew Luck is dealing, the offense is fun, the defense has real flashes of being good, and they have a real head coach. I feel really good.
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I’ll just say I’m fine with this Colts season. They’re bad and it’s ugly, I’m fine.
But if they give up a top 10 pick because they play Wentz the full season, whew. I’m out at that point.
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Ed Dodds insisting on bringing his special edition God Of War Leviathan Axe everywhere he goes is the reason he isn’t getting these GM jobs
I have to know what was going on in the Colts War Room
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I had no idea who Greg Gianforte was before 10 minutes about but a quick look at his Wikipedia entry and holy shit dude...
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Chris Ballard showed what makes him one of the best GMs in the NFL. He just get it.
-No excuses, no blame on anyone but himself
-Recognized they weren’t as good as 5-2, talked point differential showing who you are
-Never condescending to media or fans
-Level headed always
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Colts fans watching first round quarterbacks less than one year after Andrew Luck’s best season
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What if,,, hear me out,,, the issue with Deon Cain in Indy was more about the QB than with Cain???
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Colts got a dawg at QB, don’t need to hear about completion percentage takes from long time pessimists. The arrow is pointing way up.
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Holder tweet in that alt reality:
Where’s the creativity? With season on the line, Colts looked to their Uber creative offensive HC, but when they needed creativity, he went conservative & ran his injured RB right into a stacked box. Is this the best they could come up with?”
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Brock Osweiler has never lost a game in Indianapolis. The Colts play 8 games in Indianapolis. Chris Ballard is playing 5D chess.
Free agent QB Brock Osweiler visited the Colts yesterday, per source. Indy is doing some QB due diligence following Andrew Luck’s retirement.
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Me: A healthy adult who would likely be completely fine even if I end up contracting COVID.
Also Me: Has a 10 month old daughter & a 78 year old grandma I see every 1-2 days, both of whom could be critically affected.
People need to understand it’s not just about you.
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Zach Pascal with Brissett:
40 catches 600 yards 14 ypc 5 TD
Zach Pascal with Rivers:
40 catches 600 yards 14 ypc 5 TD
Zach Pascal with Wentz:
38 catches 380 yards 10 ypc 3 TD
“Man what’s the deal with Pascal?”
Outside of a massive trade (which I'm all for) the Colts won't have an elite QB in 2022. Carson Wentz has his issues. If he's back, this team needs to make sure he's got some better weapons to throw to:
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I’ll be honest, I don’t have any good reason to post this or a clever caption in mind, I just think my wife is pretty and my kids are cute and wanted to brag a little.
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Colts fans booing Luck 8/24
what moment from your favorite team made you question your fandom the most
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List of healthy Colts CBs:
Rashaan Melvin
Frank Glover
Trevor Bryant
Darryl Morris
Josh Maxwell
I made up 3 of those names & you didnt know
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If the Colts do sign Alshon Jeffery, it would allow Phillip Dorsett to play his more natural position of Left Out.
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Deeply unsettling. Can’t believe what I’m seeing.
Is this the kind of country we want to be? Someone can try to overthrow our democracy and serve only 60 days in prison?
Joe Biden’s justice department is sending a 69 year old grandma with breast cancer to prison for 60 days for trespassing and entering the Capitol on January 6th. Shameful.
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Rodney Thomas deserves to be in the Ring of Honor if Anthony Richardson is any good
Pete Carroll said the Seahawks likely would have taken Anthony Richardson at 5.
Thank God for Davis Mills and Lovie Smith.
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Colts draft grades
1 Laiatu Latu - Sick
2 Adonai Mitchell - Supersick
3 Matt Goncalves - P sick imo
4 Tanor Bortolini - Sickolini
5 Anthony Gould - Siuck
5 Jaylon Carlies - Maybe sick
5 Jaylin Simpson - Getting Sick vibes
6 Micah Abraham - TBD sickness
7 Jonah Laulu - Not unsick
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The Colts are a better team with Jimmy Garoppolo than Carson Wentz, but I don’t know how much better.
Jimmy Garoppolo says he expects to be traded from the San Francisco 49ers and he wants to be sent to a winning situation:
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I’ll die on the Andrew Luck hill until the end. Manning was a better QB, but Luck was my favorite QB. What a special player and even more special person.
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Chris Ballard will not be the GM that brings the Colts to a Super Bowl. He is too risk averse and too committed to known quantities which has led to his team building being what it is.
It’s time for the team to move on and the sooner it happens, the sooner we can try to rebuild.
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Bob Sanders was the 2006 SB MVP and my mind will never be changed. His 2005-2007 was so elite.
2005 1st Team All Pro
2006 turned around Def on SB run
2007 DPOY
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Rest In Peace Parris Campbell, Michael Pittman, and Nyheim Hines.
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Exceptional head coach, Colts fans should feel lucky to have Frank Reich.
Not often you get a coach that goes this in depth—unprompted—to explain the run/pass ratio vs. Bucs. A lot of insight here.
“Didn’t have many regrets on the way this game was called, I’m not gonna lie.”
If 1 regret, Frank Reich says he wishes he would’ve thrown sooner.
#Colts
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Okay this a wild stat for Jonathan Taylor
He had more 200 yard games at Wisconsin than games under 100.
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You know that’s not the only red hat Nick Bosa has worn this year.
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Andrew Luck is on pace for his best season ever, 5th most TDs in NFL history, after his career was speculated to be over.
Watt is on pace for his 4th best season after missing 11 games last year.
Don’t let the fake news media lie to you. There’s only one Comeback Player.
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Andrew Luck’s last two seasons playing football: PFF’s QB4 in 2016 and QB3 in 2018.
If your QB Tiers has him below Elite, you’re probably doing it wrong.
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Darius Leonard’s last three years playing football:
2016 MEAC Defensive Player of the Year
2017 MEAC Defensive Player of the Year
2018 NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year
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Colin Cowherd just now: “Sam Darnold’s high end projection is Brett Favre, a legend. His low end projection is Andrew Luck.”
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Marvin taught Reggie.
Reggie taught TY.
TY will teach Parris.
#Colts
rookie WR Parris Campbell on TY Hilton: “My locker’s right next to his, so I’m gonna be attached to his hip.”
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I’m an apologist so ignore me if you think Game of Thrones sucks now but I really liked this.
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Pros/Cons trading for Matt Ryan
Pros:
-Colts would have a top 10 QB
-Has playoff experience (unlike CW)
-Is not openly anti-vax
-Teammates love (actually love) him
-Cleanse
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-Smart
-Actual leader
Cons:
-Would cost draft assets
-People insist on calling him Marty Ice
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Jonathan Joseph going from playing TY Hilton twice a year with the Texans to playing TY Hilton twice a year with the Titans.
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After a couple rewatches and days to stew, this is the okay I’m going to remember most from Richardson’s first start.
The athleticism of the Granson catch, the recognition by Richardson that he almost blew it, and the humility to run up to praise a player who just saved you.
Nice catch by Kylen Granson on an errant throw by Anthony Richardson
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Them Frank Reich 2nd and 9 runs hit different when it’s in Carolina. god bless him but lmao😂
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Is this account the actual Colts GM Chris Ballard? On
@elonmusk
’s twitter, who knows! It’s a total fuckin guess.
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I’m generally pro player but this whole issue is coming down to Jonathan Taylor and the weirdo he’s letting represent him.
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Me: literally one of 5 people in the world to own a Parris Campbell jersey
*Parris changes from 15 to 1*
Me:
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Anthony Castonzo is one of the best Colts of the Indianapolis era. Should be a Ring of Honor guy imo.
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🎶It’s always darkest before the dawn🎶
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My biggest takeaway Monday After Rewatch is the Colts have a good roster but it might not matter ever because Trevor Lawrence is 23 years old.
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READ THE ROOM CBS
Most seasons with 20+ Pass TD and 7 or fewer INT over last 5 NFL seasons among active QB
Carson Wentz 4
Aaron Rodgers 4
Russell Wilson 3
3 players tied 2
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Per to
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’s article in The Athletic, Darius Leonard has been the 2nd most impactful def player in the NFL by EPA+ measures, sandwiched between the DPoY & the best LB in the league. Plug for Ben bc he’s v good & also for The Athletic bc it has been well worth the price.
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Colts are going to win more football games than the Jaguars in 2018.
Time stamp: May 14, 2018.
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If you’re still bitter about the Colts moving on from Manning you’re either more of a Peyton fan than a Colts fan or you’re a literal child.
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“ESPN is reporting Josh Allen will be out for week 7 against the Colts, Nathan Peterman may be named the starter.”
Malik Hooker:
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Odd to me that this season is now a failure in many eyes. If they scored that touchdown and then got beat in Miami next week, is it suddenly a success?
If you’re defining the entire season on one 50/50 game, you’re going to be disappointed a lot.
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Six more months until Malik Hooker picks off deep passes intended for Donte Moncrief.
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When Tua starts to fall in the draft and the Colts are picking top 12.
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@PFF_Sam
*man repeatedly slams his own dick in a car door*
“I love how he won’t be bound by the rules of society.”
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I’m gonna take my chances on Bryce Young’s size. He’s incredible. We tried doing this same thing with Devonta Smith and he hasn’t missed a game.
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Colts fans seem to have forgotten how bad Jacoby Brissett was and it shows. You guys gotta log out lol.
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With the Bengals and Dolphins losing today, the Colts are now behind only the Ravens for the 2nd Wildcard in the AFC.
Colts right now:
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