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I wanna pretend I'm a former blue check haver but I never was famous enough

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Joined May 2008
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3 years
I've been laughing way too much at this clip by @PhilosophyTube. I’m also very sad I didn't get to this video for like three weeks. But also, I can just watch the video and I'm instantly cheered up.
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1 year
Why am I still laughing at this???.
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3 years
I've been laughing way too much at this clip by @PhilosophyTube. I’m also very sad I didn't get to this video for like three weeks. But also, I can just watch the video and I'm instantly cheered up.
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2 years
Elizabeth Holmes is Romy of Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion. 😂😂😂.
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2 years
Wait, do you think the voice I invented to play Romy & the shenanigans she & Michele engage in actually influenced Elizabeth Holmes?? If so, I am truly sorry- this would be the first time (I think!) one of my performances led someone to jail… the undying power of #RomyandMichele.
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2 years
RT @BrianDunning: oh shit
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2 years
Sorry guys I’m at work so I can’t say much right now so , #MyTwitterAnniversary
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2 years
Ok, so . two things. One, “Garbage Truck” is the best SBO song, and Two, “Through the Trees” by Low Shoulder is NOWHERE on this list.
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2 years
RT @JennyENicholson: Help the british found my tweets and now they are all really taking the mickey out of me.
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3 years
They really need to work on lip sync. I mean, even despite the dead stare—the mouth opening too wide to pronounce, like, the word "you" really bothers me.
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3 years
Hi I am Lia! I am an artificial intelligence! Follow me!
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3 years
Dear @EpicGames ,. I'm having trouble claiming today's free game. Please help.
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3 years
Was he interrupted in the middle of his shotokan training?.
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3 years
Why is Captain Picard dressed like this? Wrong answers only. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
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3 years
I kinda feel bad for the first one. Like, it's just so untouched.
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3 years
it’s that time of the year
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3 years
RT @The_LaborLawyer: @fuckyouiquit Oh now I’m MAD mad. Video incoming….
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3 years
Angel Studios. Clever name. Wonder if there are any success stories for these guys.
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3 years
RT @averagehouswif: I got fired from Twitter today. I was responsible for the tweet you were halfway through reading suddenly glitching and….
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3 years
A federal judge Calls Clarence Thomas’ bluff on gun Rights and originalism. Judges don't make good historians, but you know who do?. Historians.
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3 years
What would the Doctor know about the King's fingers?! Oh no, I hope this isn't a plot for the 2023 specials
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3 years
RT @hankgreen: If you're wondering what happened with Elon Musk: He signed a piece of paper saying he would buy Twitter, and then he didn't….
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RT @kristenstockdal: An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga
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3 years
Is it liquor after beer, you're in the clear? Or liquor then beer?. Asking for a friend.
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3 years
RT @pattonoswalt: I would quit the FUCK out of this job.
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