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When your mum follows you on twitter
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Congrats to my ex
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X-Ray of a Pregnant Snake
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Tbf a good actor never forgets his lines 👀
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Stranger Things actor Charlie Heaton 'caught with cocaine' at US airport...
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Tweeted a year ago 👀😶 http://t.co/ITgM7kz8Rp
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Lool he dressed up as his mum to get served
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For April fools I replaced my mums Splenda with cocaine.. she didn't even seem mad, she seemed really really happy
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Is 2016 even real?
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These gender reveals are getting out of hand
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My family are so laid back but if you talk over a question on the chase you're out on the street
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4 headphone jacks but the camera still takes pictures like crime watch 1999
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Galaxy S8 now has 4 headphone jacks as an obvious middle finger to Apple
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Love this time of year when you can stop telling yourself to sort your life out & can just put it off till the new year
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Ain’t that farfetched my mrs has that lamp
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Fuck sake 😂
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Well stop
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Me: it was only a crisp you can still carry on with your diet Me: nah sack the whole week off & try again next Monday
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When she's got da booty 🍑
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Modern technology never ceases to amaze
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“You have too many hoes” First of all, I’m a gardener..
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Paying
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Chess not checkers
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Tuesday's nearly over so it's basically Wednesday & thats only 1 day until the day before Friday
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@JayHedgesss
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"Show me his new girlfriend" http://t.co/u0w7yFow27
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Uno when you fully commit to a verse in a full car but sing it wrong so you gotta exit the car and the country & start a new life
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Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they put 30 hashtags on their insta pic
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When your diet was meant to start today but you had a biscuit at lunch so now you've gotta wait till next Monday to try again
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Imagine if Megan was ur gf and you turned up at Maccys at 10.31 and they said no more breakfast
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😂😂
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Me when I'm drunk
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Do you ever get out the bath & just sit there in your towel for 4 years
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@JayHedgesss
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11 years
Bitches be like yeah I got louboutins bbz http://t.co/M7hUMxhOc9
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When u get tagged in a ugly Facebook photo
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London* ain't nobody tryna hear that brumm accent
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A study has confirmed that British people have the world's sexiest accents.
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Smashed it
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I’d walk straight into this thinking it was carpet
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When you've been hunting for Pokemon alll day
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I could eat like 30 McDonald's hash browns
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@JayHedgesss
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When ya nana's a savage
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“You’ll never find anyone like me again” First of all, that’s the point.
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Swear the longer you look at a picture the uglier you get
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All white people are responsible for the idiot nazi's? Fuck off you moron, that's like saying all muslims are responsible for terrorism🤦🏼‍♂️
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I don't even trust myself this much
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Funny when girls put 'must have banter' in their tinder bio but when you chat to them they're drier than a fucking Jacobs cream cracker
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Don’t recognise the face, but that tongue rings a bell
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Bizarre act captured on CCTV - Roberto Daniel Arroyo was caught licking a doorbell for three hours. Get the full story here:
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Does anyone else have like 40 pages open on their safari of things you say you'll get to but never do
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Big shaq
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I swear girls use their mates birthday to post old good photos of themselves
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These albums still haven't been topped
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"The water is lava"
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When you take the neighbours package for them when they’re out
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No Context Hearn
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When someone's telling an embarrassing story about you in public
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That slap came straight from hell
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Lindsay Logan has converted to Islam.. soon she will change her name to Lindsay NoHam
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@haych_1a @KidMansa @AbuBanter £16.6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
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When you start a new box set & can’t tell if it’s good yet
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Ever stuck between wanting to give up n wanting to keep trying???? Like u don’t want to give up but u don’t want to waste time??
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But if it’s a wasp fucking kill it
@NickTheLuvCoach
Nick. 🐦‍🔥
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If a bee lands on you, instead of panicking, appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower. Life is all about perception. It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
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Literally no one
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Who said animals don't have feelings?
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Me after 3 drinks
Wow . Unbelievable . Gone .
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When you have to make the decision to either roast to death or open the window & do a bush tucker trial
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When you see your food coming at a restaurant
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Can’t be that bad he was stood perfectly still
@cyberangelxxx
Janelly ʚ❤️‍🔥ɞ
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Just to remind y’all wtf we’re dealing with
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When you wake up with a cringey snapchat story and 80 people have already seen it 🙃
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My dad has a gold tooth
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@JayHedgesss
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God spent time on her http://t.co/7byc4FawNO
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@JayHedgesss
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11 years
Woman should be like this http://t.co/qBBdKhBRmV
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Lool if watch the film he's actually trying to get her to do porn
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Why do people put”someone talk” full stop
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Because it’s coming home
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I want to meet myself from someone else's perspective
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Do u ever go back to the fridge hoping good food has suddenly appeared
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'As fuck' is my favourite unit of measurement
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The receipt from McDonald’s after a night out
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When you don’t feel anything & then they all hit you at once
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Gonna have to start wearing a go pro when I go clubbing to remember what I get up to
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Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they share 8 videos on fb a day
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The wifi has been off for 10 days & it's just been fixed, I feel like I've just been rescued from the Forrest
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When you ask your bird what her password is and she says my birthday
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Karma's slacking. I see a lot of bad people winning
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Riots if they didn’t
@heatworld
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ITV confirm Ant will join Dec to host I'm a Celebrity 2017
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When u try convince yourself you're not depressed that Monday mornings around the corner
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If you graduate from uni without posting it on Facebook do u even graduate?
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*Ebola joke* everyone laughs *AIDS joke* everyone laughs *Cancer joke* wtf is wrong with you? people die of Cancer! -our stupid society
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Do u ever go on Asos to buy a top & end up buying like £350 worth of clothes?
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Legit just spent 10 minutes in sainsburys tryna decide between chocolate fudge brownie & cookie dough ice cream
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The range of music on my spotify library ranges from Stevie Wonder 'isn't she lovely' to Ice Cube 'gangsta rap made me do it'..
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Do you ever get out the bath and then just sit in your towel for 3 years
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It takes me like 3 hours to watch a programme when I'm hungover bc I keep zoning out & having to rewind it
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"Your pizza is out for delivery"
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Doing 2-4 years
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Why do some females think it is still acceptable to be bright orange. Stop it
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Nah it's when you feel your pocket & your phone isn't there
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