@MKBHD @elonmusk They should rename tweets to be called Xpressions.

Here is an idea to fix the hole in your wall @SalVulcano seen on IJ Dinner Party.

Nice of @Google and their staff to make the word "Patriot" bad by associating it with jingo, xenophobe, chauvinist, etc.

.@DEFCON_TV Thank you for getting flamingo online.

Dear @coach_frost, a sincere thank you for sticking with the @UCF_Football players and #KnightNation through a perfect season and a #PeachBowl win! Your character is greater than all others. Again, thank you and best of luck at @Nebraska. #UCFvsAuburn #ChargeOn

.@SpotTheBall_9 looks like you blew your load a little early! Stay humble and remember UCF put this game on National TV, you jerking off on National TV is not a good look. #NoClass #USFvsUCF #usfhateweek

At least take @CurtisSamuel4__ out for dinner @cwilkins42. #OSUvsCLEM #CFPlayoff

I think it's petty I can't buy @Google products on @amazon. Whoever is behind it should be ashamed as they are only hurting consumer choice.

The last @FloridaGators player that played that dirty ended up in jail convicted for murder.Later #93 #SECChampionship #RollTide #BAMAvsUF

So the final numbers for #ElectionDay are: 231,556,622 eligible voters 46.9% didn't vote 25.6% voted Clinton 25.5% voted Trump Wow.

Who designed this intersection?! @VisitLumberton @RDL_Tweets @The_Robesonian @TheRobesonian @ABC11_WTVD @wectnews @WNCN

I'm so excited for tonight's debate !

I have lost more 10 cent perks from @MAPCOMart pimps not working. You people suck!

What the fuck @MAPCOMart! Store 7504 pump 4: "NETWORK UNAVAILABLE". Fix your pumps & network! AAARRGGHHHHHH!

Thanks @USC_Athletics, @Lane_Kiffin is a great addition to @UA_Athletics's football team. Keep up the revenge run Lane. #USCvsBAMA #RollTide

I'm glad EVERY time the pumps are down at the @MAPCOMart in Huntsville, that there is a reliable @KrooExpress down the block.

I forgot to ask when I dropped off the beer @DanielDennis, does @RedCypressBeer have anything for sale at @Publix?

You can do it @digitalocean! Make a @kalilinux droplet!

Got some @StraightToAle @YellowhammerAle @bluepantsbrew @madmaltsbrewing @RRBeer @SaltyNutBrewery for @AMediocreTime

Starting my #Huntsville Beer run to bring to @Tomvann, @DanielDennis, @ELROSS, @IamTHATsam at @AMediocreTime.