I was not emotionally prepared from @Minster1047 this morning. 😭

If you're finding things tough tonight and you feel like you've got nowhere to turn, we're here to listen 💚

There are generations of children growing up watching Nanny McPhee before Mary Poppins.... and I’m not ok with that 😔 #marypoppins #nannymcphee

Their is only one accepted song about a chameleon. And this is not it. #EurovisionSongContest #Eurovision2019 #cultureclub

Anyone else listening to @BBCRadio2 right now, and doing the Carlton dance from #freshprinceofbelair ? #radio2 #tomjones #notunusual

If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.

GYM COUPLES NAILED IT!!! 😲💪🏻

Anybody else get constant reminders of their weight from people around them, as if I am not aware? #fappy

Today: - open eyes unwillingly - try to recall if anything me-centric is happening today - remember that everything about every day is me-centric - feel joy - cake

Brilliant news 🙄🙄🙄🙄 LK Bennett calls in administrators threatening 500 jobs

I just remembered Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married once upon a time. How did I forget that?

This year's #callthemidwife featured the pioneering of cervical screening in the UK. But in 2019, screening is at a 20-year low. The procedure is quick and easy, and it helps detect problems early. So please don't put it off! Talk to your doctor x #CervicalScreeningSavesLives

Monday morning mini meltdown 😔

Nothing makes you feel more inadequate about your body than scrolling the bikini section on ASOS #asos #holiday #bikini #beachbody

When in doubt choose the option that involves more cheese. #inspirationalcheesequote

The amount of sass @samsmith had at the Brit awards is what I aspire towards. #BRITS2019 #BritAwards2019

Hi y’all. So. I was on Instagram and I looked at my direct messages and it turned out someone was trying to rope me in to some (pretty creaky) homophobic banter. Huh! So, for clarity, here’s a pic of me and the boyf. Just to, y’know... straighten that one out. As it were. ✌🏼

Only 19 days till pancake day 🙌🏼

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

I worry too much about looking like a dick head 😞