having zero health problems is a luxury that people don’t think is a luxury.

My life is akin to a Greek tragedy.

Nothing like a trigger to remind you that you haven’t healed. Just avoided.

I can’t believe salary is what is tethering me to some of these people.

Damn. Looks like it’s that time of year where I have to watch #GOT all over again. Somebody’s gotta do it. 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

Damn 💔

Extra time will be tough.

It’s coming, football’s coming HOME!!!!!!!! Come onnnnnn.

Bellingham is that guy.

It is what it is.

Yanda dunia ta hakura da man united ah top 4 ko? @woosh1 don’t @ me. Bye 😂✌🏾

Let them turn a corner on producing quality underwater and socks again like they used to. Their knickers and socks would last for decades before. Now they last 5 business days, at best. Smh

That’s how they’ll just be willingly injecting you for no reason! God forbid. Anyway. Allah ya raba mu da tetanus kam. Ameen 😂

The 1st time I go to see a GP here, he’s talking about I need to take a tetanus vaccine. That it shows I haven’t had one in 10 years. I was like I literally got here 7 months ago, how do you know I haven’t had 1 in the last 10 years?! Imagine o. He was about to make me take it.🤦🏾‍♀️

Would it kill these people to sell sugar popcorn? They put sugar in and on everything else as though their lives depend on it. But they draw the line at popcorn?? Mchtew

Anyway. I got a reservation, after 36 minutes 😂

Trying to book Nobu and I’m number 21 in the queue to speak to reservations. 😂😂😂😂 this whole country is a joke.

Ka dan kara fadin. Nayi kiba sosai 😂😂😂 but the thunder that will fire you shaaaa 😩👋🏾

This place pisses me off. How can you come into my inbox jeje and advertise something to me at a discounted price but by the time I bite and head to checkout, the end price is 50% more expensive than what you were advertising. Trying to lure me and tek mi fi idiat? No thanks🖕🏾

Kaman fa Maggie wants to leave FBI ooo @fauziimi 👀