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jared gelman

@JaredGelman

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I’m a kooky-queer-misfit who loves pop music

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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@angelpeesyrups
Petulant Clark
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osama bin laden abuse you
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@IGGYAZALEA
IGGY AZALEA
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https://t.co/ihBWKutjgO
@EmreAkn
Emre.
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@IGGYAZALEA GIRL DO IT AGAIN WHAT’S STOPPING YOU WE WANT YOU BACK!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
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@honeymounz
honeymoun
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This is fmu 😭
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@nembuIa
ً
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https://t.co/hOQwzvFUAf
@tatianavelvet
lil miss tati
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hey it is curved ?
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@MistaLongJohns
LGHB
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@SierraLPNYC bro what school do yall go to
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@SierraLPNYC
Sierra La Puerta | NYC
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Teacher: today we’ll be moving the last letter in our names back one and changing all Os to As Kid named Lotion:
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@queen_starletta
starletta ♡
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I will be coming out with my sexuality 2 PM EST 2/13
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@IGGYAZALEA
IGGY AZALEA
@IGGYAZALEA
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AND ID DO IT AGAIN!! 💅😹
@y2kpopart
y2k
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11 years ago a video of Iggy Azalea performing "D.R.U.G.S. freestyle" in 2013 resurfaced and went viral.
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@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlper
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https://t.co/TpNbHXVxhB
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@KevOnStage
Kevín
@KevOnStage
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This is exactly how I be feeling.
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@cuecadohyunjin
debs ⊹ ࣪
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quando eu olho pro meu amigo pra ver se ele viu a mesma coisa que eu e ele já está me olhando exatamente assim:
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@cisgenderhaver
heɪz(ə)l
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veganly misgendered my gf (called her honey instead of agave) and now she's pissed
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@sumgarf
sum 𐚁
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one morning I wrote an entire RuPaul Super Bowl halftime show set
@Sheeda_Auld_1
Sheeda 🐈 Cat 🍉
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Ru is chosen to do the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show. What 4 songs make the setlist? Who’s the surprise guest?
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@HoosierSpeaker
National Champion Speaker
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How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like
@HoosierSpeaker
National Champion Speaker
@HoosierSpeaker
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Men’s Luge Doubles is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever watched
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@Jolly_Blaziken
Kae ‎‎‎
@Jolly_Blaziken
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I described my symptoms to a doctor and he said "Whatever that means"
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@sooaappyy__
Soph ☀︎
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gonna name my son garret. short for cigarette
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@fergyonce
Allie
@fergyonce
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She’s a twitterer
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@JaredGelman
jared gelman
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Me on work calls
@shitpost_2077
Shitpost 2077
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https://t.co/FGJoLJWySq
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@philosophysux
Judith Butler Bible Thumper
@philosophysux
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i loooove dropping a "but that's neither here nor there" in casual conversation because it's like where tf is it then omg
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@Creat1ve
“oh, the low octave!” ηick
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Me when the bathroom doesn’t have any paper towels and I refuse to use the hand dryer:
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