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that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

Yall. Is it only women who wipe down machines after use at the gym? I swear I never see a guy do it 🙄😖

Putting out into the universe in @Beyonce’s internet on her Bday that if anyone has an extra ticket to her Houston shows let me know! I am on the hunt! 👽🛸👀

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My 10 yr old son was moved to tears while watching @Barbie movie. Thank you for such a beautiful and hilarious film!

Intergenerational poverty ends here! We're #AlamoPROUD to announce that ALL Bexar County high school grads can now pursue their higher education dreams at any of our colleges at no cost. Let's unlock the boundless potential within our community! 🚀🎓 https://t.co/5BPyVglXeZ

Civility is racism with a bow tie.

Just discovered #DropDeadGorgeous in on @StreamOnMax !!

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I dreamt of a Rom-Com with #ChrisFarley and @rosieperezbklyn it was so sweet and they had amazing chemistry and I really hope it exists in some parallel universe.

There’s always that one person at work that makes you wanna yell “SHUT UP! Shut f*** up!” The moment their voice hits the air.

Gentle parenting does not mean never tell into your kid no. Do the world a favor and teach the kids how to handle rejection

This shirt made me think of @DannyPellegrino’s love for everylasting cowgirls 💕🤠

Also from a political PR standpoint why is Sarah sitting? #sotu23response #SOTU23

President Biden welcomes the parents of Tyre Nichols, who law enforcement brutally murdered. Biden reminds the nation that Black & brown parents are forced to have "the talk" with their kids when interacting with police. Powerful recognition. We demand justice. #SOTU2023

I think when the #sotu2023 is over @RepMTG will be looking for some dalmatians to kill.

Also Ms Sinema, ma’am. What in the big bird is happening. #sotu2023

The abominable snowman just called the President a liar #StateOfTheUnionAddress