Jalin Troutman
@JalinTroutman35
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College Basketball Degenerate. 2x COVID Survivor. Big East/Mountain West Advocate. Arizona Basketball’s Biggest Hater. FAU Defender. Creighton Fan. #ThankYouCBB
Joined June 2020
Ashton Jeanty 3 seconds before running over some poor defender for 57 yards and a score.
sabrina watching you all celebrate the day her dad cheated on her mom every year
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DB’s for the last 15 yards of a pick 6.
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I was so ridiculously deep in my bag last night I can’t believe I got unmatched
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Opinion I’ll stand on forever, major sports networks such as ESPN shouldn’t promote betting in any way at all lmao. No mention of odds, o/u’s, anything. Highlights and opinions. They should cover the sports. If you want to cover betting, create a barstool type of brand. You can.
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College basketball is so funny sometimes, because Paul Mulcahy was able to earn Rutgers an at large bid, but 2 of the top 3 NBA prospects in the world can’t.
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Justice for Indiana.
“I’m over all of it.”. @ryenarussillo says we need to stop pretending Indiana’s undefeated season puts it on par with some SEC schools—even ones with multiple losses.
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That’s really cool bro. Really, it is. Do you know you missed the first round of the ASUN Tournament? . For some wine and a girl?.
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?. Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off. Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live
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@princess_antifa Bro WHAT lmao that’s genuinely a real cop?? And that’s a real response??? No way these 2 should have jobs “protecting and serving” ever again. The best thing they could think of… was… charge the 11 year old?? 11.
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An hour into the season and these guys are already trying to be “different” man shut up
This fucking idiot is so excited to watch 50 free throw attempts in a game where the total won’t even reach 130.
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I take all of my Kerr Kriisa slander back this mother fucker is truly hilarious
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Bill Walton currently on heavy drugs on ESPN2. Just asked if Oso Ighodaro was related to Andre Iguodala.
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Kentucky transfer G Kerr Kriisa has cut his final list down to 5. McDonald’s.Circle K.AutoZone.Burger King.Seton Hall University . Zoom calls taking place with all 5 today
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I’ve seen so many GROWN MEN discussing “in my serious bracket, in my upset bracket, in my fun bracket” . Shut up. Fill one out. Pick your winners. Blah blah blah.
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Hang the banner!
@J_Smoove1121 @JTruckOffrd @SouthINWeather1 @JalinTroutman35 I also said i never knew of he would or would not come. But he did listen.
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!.
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If Chad Mervis is Trilly Donovan, Kentucky fans truly fucking suck for doing way too much to dox him just because he was a little mean to them and got something wrong. If Chad Mervis is not Trilly Donovan, Kentucky fans truly fucking suck for tagging him and spamming his.
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@TrentonClifton @jga41agher Trenton prayer isn’t weird. Prayer in an NBA arena before a game with people of all religions in attendance is weird. Ya know? Ya get it?.
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19 in a row for the Phoenix!
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It took SO long for me to get this screenshot and put this dumb shit together this better bang.
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Someone tell me this isn’t by far and away the best basketball league in the country. I dare you.
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so so so basic but i had to do the bunny costume as least ONCE
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Same dudes who definitely get mad at guys kneeling during the anthem because “keep politics out of sports.” . Listen, I do not give a single fuck who anybody votes for. Have your opinions and stand by them. But my god. Your team just got a top 5 win. Jump on the goalpost on the.
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Dan Hurley laughed when someone mentioned Kentucky in the press conference. Laughed. Out loud. Yet some Kentucky fans still ACTUALLY believe he is their next coach. God I need some of whatever they’ve got.
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Not sure you’re allowed to cry if you lose a first round game at a school that has never won a game in the tournament.
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Now that I have your attention I will bring up the biggest mistake an NCAA selection committee has ever made. 10 San Francisco vs 7 Murray State. 2 GREAT mid major programs that had a real chance to make a run. And they stuck them in a game against each other. This should’ve
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ты не хочешь войны, приятель
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Louisville fans deserve this.
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Some of the admin’s previous work
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WRONG GREEN BAY, DOUG
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Girlfriend happy her boyfriends team won by 2 on a buzzer beater . Boyfriend who bet that team -2.5
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If I say “I need her” are you guys going to be mad at me.
Did this butler girl just invent V down while beating Villanova
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B1g 3ast, Pr0vidence, Set0n HaII, Saint J0hns. Get bent.
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Now that I’m older, I realize that they most likely paid for this out of their own pocket. It makes me appreciate teachers even more, because they are criminally underpaid.
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Hey guys. Perfect Final 4. Everyone say thank you jalintroutman35
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Me 5 beers deep after she jokingly says she can guard me one too many times
A new basketball version of Top Golf is coming soon🔥🏀
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@TrentonClifton @jga41agher Like, imagine you go to church on a Sunday morning and the preacher breaks out 2 basketball goals, and throws jerseys at all of you all. That doesn’t make basketball weird, but in that moment, it is.
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I’m all for if you win a game you can talk your shit. Hurley won a game and he talked his shit. Deserved to. BUT you can’t win a game and talk your shit, then lose a game and fight when the other team does it to you.
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This girl I know was talking about her baby names and she said she loved Auburn and Baylor for girls names. She asked what I liked for boys names. Apparently Massachusetts Lowell and The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley aren’t good baby names. Wtf do I know?.
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Almost shed a tear watching Mac hug the guys. But man what a season full of positives. 3OT win @ Hall.19 Point W v UConn.14 Point W v Marquette.29 Point W @ Nebraska.Crazy W v Bama.Trey’s shot @ Nova.Oregon 2OT. At the end of the day we all talk our shit but man what a ride.
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Early odds for Big East Fight Night . Mountain West -450.Women -355.Water -295.Books -330.Blue Demon Degenerate -2500. Who you guys got?
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If Creighton wins at SJU Sunday, first place would be cool, yea. But spamming the SJU twitter admins replies full of Russian would be even cooler. RDJ.
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HOW TO DOUBLE YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT IN 2 HOURS!!!. Tennessee ML vs Kentucky . You’re welcome.
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Congratulations, I guess.
If you want to see a bunch of Creighton fans that don’t know the difference between the number 29 and the number 30, check out all of the replies and quote tweets. Usually people are educated on how to count in Kindergarten.
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This is on FB marketplace in my own city what’s stopping me
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UConn has spent the offseason reloading, while simultaneously putting their nuts all over Kentucky.
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That’s not “the announcer” THATS JOHN FANTA.
The QB for Villanova hit another gear but so did the announcer 🗣️.
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I know Sean Miller was sick as hell in that locker room seeing all those Horns Down 🤣.
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@eemohg @DeionSanders Deion played himself talking all that shit his kid is not worth the stress of dealing with him.
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This is getting a little out of hand
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Nebraska finishes 18-1 at Pinnacle Bank Arena. Now 21-9 overall. Huskers are in good shape to reach the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 2014.
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apparently its paid, i never claimed to be literate.
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