Tony Patelis
@TonyPatelis
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CBI Bracketology Expert.
Boston, MA
Joined January 2012
Joe Lunardi just told me to fuck off in the produce department at Stop and Shop. I've never been so humiliated.
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I just chugged an ice cold Yoo-hoo. Nothing better on a scorching hot day.
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Buying tickets NOW.
The 2025 Cathedral Classic - full schedule. All games at the Palestra.
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We are less than 4 months away from Jon Rothstein texting coaches good luck and congrats before and after games. True journalism.
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Good question.
Why is there a car on fire every other day in Massachusetts?.
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@TonyPatelis @RobertGunther3 @BluffCityFriar @BBQ4REAL I’m not dead douche nozzle there’s no ball on to watch garbage barge.
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My dog is at home. Nice try.
I saw @TonyPatelis dog at back bay getting on a train to DC. Looked delighted.
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Imagine going from Nike to Adidas and thinking it was a good idea.
Born in Queens, backed by the three stripes. Welcome to the family. adidas is proud to become the official partner of @StJohnsRedStorm.
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It's just about money. Shut the fuck up already.
On NCAA Tournament expansion:. “In general, we support bracket expansion for both the men’s and women’s tournaments. Nothing else in college basketball is static, so tournament expansion is worth exploring. We think there are enough quality teams across the country to merit.
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Erik doesn't mean this. He needs me. He'd be nothing without me.
@TonyPatelis I've never wanted to be trash so much before in my life.
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People actually complain to me when they don't make the hate list.
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