Jake Rider
@JakeRider
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Comedian, Podcaster, Actor, Model | That One Guy From That Show | See me on @StreamOnMax, @CBS, @Hulu, @Netflix, @FoxTV, @NBC, @ParamountPics, PPV |
Sea of Tranquility, Moon
Joined March 2019
I’m a small-business hemp grower. The federal government is about to neuter my business and a $2B industry with the stroke of a pen. Call your senators and representatives and KILL THE BILL! @RepThomasMassie @RandPaul PLEASE HELP US!!
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How is “here, enjoy this 50 year mortgage” different from “you will own nothing and you will like it”
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Trying to ban Delta 8 instead of legalizing cannabis is the least small government, pro liberty thing the republicans could’ve done. Losers. All of you.
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50 year mortgages are just rent without the benefits. Anyone who thinks this new level of debt slavery is a good idea is so far up Trump’s ass that they can’t see shit from sunshine.
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Get your wife pregnant in February. Paternity leave in November. Thank me later.
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What is the appropriate response when your dad’s ex wife takes the family dog and then her friend runs him over, breaking all of his limbs so bad that one had to be amputated. He died shortly after. I’m so angry about this. She truly believes she’s the dog trainer of the
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On this Reformation Day, I affirm the principles of the Reformed Church, to continue reforming to the Word of God. The Church is straying, and it’s up to us not to schism, but to repair the Church. Go back to church. Join your local congregation. Liberal ideology has
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Reformation Day, when we told the Catholic Church that they were trippin'
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Dude came up with a clothes-hanging hack and its a game changer
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Today’s corny joke Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
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Here’s the ECH series of the week! Who’s winning this series? Let us know ⬇️
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The silent advertisement of @WarbyParker just won my business. I appreciate you not blowing my speakers.
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My brain when you ask me “how did you get that kill”
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My fault for having eyes
ISIS fighter with Down syndrome, with an AK-74, popping shots, sometime in 2017.
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"Stagnation Assassin" - 42 - Todd Hagopian Thank you to my sponsors! Hankey Law Spreaker Inc. Today, we get to hear from @ToddHagopian! Todd, a renowned business entrepreneur and rejuvenator shares his story on discovering his bipolar disorder and using it as an advantage
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I can FINALLY say that my podcast will be posted on @X as part of an effort to bring Podcasting to X! More on this to follow.
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