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jacob

@JacobHiss

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29 and just here to chill and do fun things

Joined December 2015
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@noahsloss
Noah Sloss
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Had no idea about how this worked until last weekend. “We’re just rich on paper we can’t sell our shares” is really “We can totally sell our shares but then we’d have to pay taxes, so we take out loans with our shares as collateral, tax-free.”
@oelayat
Omar El-Ayat
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Closing the “buy-borrow-die” loophole via an excise tax could raise $100–$147B by targeting tax-arbitrage borrowing on individuals with >$100M in assets.
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@neronamonet
Slushie; One Piece Analyst
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can you imagine making it to top 8 of a huge one piece tournament and your opponent is literally just fucking zoro
@Dexerto
Dexerto
7 hours
Zoro's One Piece actor Mackenyu finished 8th out of 366 in a One Piece card game tournament He even used a playmat signed by the series' creator
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@barbarismcrit
barbarism critic
7 hours
It’s fun to do this thing where we pretend getting handed literal piles of cash by rich people is unrelated to the happy coincidence that you peddle the type of shit that absolves rich people of responsibility
@JillFilipovic
Jill Filipovic
19 hours
I am genuinely confused about why people are mad at an opinion columnist and podcaster getting paid to give talks about his opinions and his work. Is the argument that no one should ever be paid a speaking fee…? Or only people you personally dislike?
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@BouncyTheBoi
Urban Livin❄️
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@DisneyToonz
DisneyToonz
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A mini-series titled “Big City Teens,” a spin-off of ‘BIG CITY GREENS’, was one of several pitches Disney received when attempting to expand the franchise. The series would have featured teenage versions of Cricket, Tilly, and Remy. Disney passed on the pitch. #BigCityGreens
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@littlemisstfc
🩷 TORB Straight Outta TFCon LA 2026 🩵
19 hours
Most normal people: *grieves their loved ones in different ways* Erika Kirk:
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@jaredlholt
Jared Holt
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Love to see a free speech warrior type get so mad about a book cover that he launched the kind of lawsuit that anti-SLAPP laws were passed to disarm
@mtaibbi
Matt Taibbi
1 day
I’ve never taken a dime from any billionaire and Eoin Higgins wrote a book that calls me “owned” and “bought” ON THE COVER. I’m obligated to sue him and Hachette books in this situation. Absolutely outrageous
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@LisReal_2401
J Hectic❗יוסף אורבך
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@terminallyOL The full panel is too good
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@terminallyOL
Terminally Online Leftist 🥂
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@LauraLoomer
Laura Loomer
2 days
Charlie Kirk was an evangelical. Are you saying he was a grifter and that majority of the GOP base are grifters?
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@hsrsie
kay
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a surgeon using chatgpt oh we are so in hell
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@Sleeplitreat
Sleepii 🔞
4 months
Buss T. The Teng-ette!
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@Cyanu_Cyanide
🔞Cy🔞
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Do you guys think a mod called deltagoon with sprite edits like this would be worth it
@Cyanu_Cyanide
🔞Cy🔞
2 days
Noelle if Toby actually locked tf in
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@Kryptomightguy
Ivan Jr
15 hours
The new universe “failed” because Marvel is genuinely fucking stupid and just killed it for no actual reason. This shit is only going to look worse as Absolute keeps going, and Marvel realizes they could have had just as much success as DC for this specific era.
@honkinghonk
HonkingⓊ #FreeDoop
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Get this out of my recommendations. Clickbait slop.
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@vanguard_pod
The Vanguard
22 hours
You received documents from the RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD & you confessed in writing that you "repeatedly declined to criticize" him so that you could profit off of publishing said documents on your Substack which you also directly reference in the same exchange.
@mtaibbi
Matt Taibbi
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I’ve never taken a dime from any billionaire and Eoin Higgins wrote a book that calls me “owned” and “bought” ON THE COVER. I’m obligated to sue him and Hachette books in this situation. Absolutely outrageous
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@ticketytac
pluey
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Your oc hates you
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@sodafiish
sen
11 months
Valentine’s Day flowers #tfp #megop
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@uhshanti
DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️
7 hours
“the billionaires I’ve met over the years” is a hilarious giveaway
@austinahlman
Austin Ahlman
11 hours
The calculation appears to be that, with a careful mix of bad faith and helpful bit of algorithmic amplification from Musk, they can polarize online liberals into hating labor unions and small business owners more than billionaires.
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@HANC8CK
HANCOCK
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israel when a palestinian child kicks a rock
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
2 days
JUST IN - Israeli Defense Ministry deploys the "Iron Beam," a high-powered laser interception system developed in partnership with the U.S. — Times of Israel
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@bookswithiris
iris. 📖
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"Naturally i asked ChatGPT" we have LOST the plot completely we are so fucked
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@Designatedkitty
Designated Kitty
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This shit reminds me of when some dude tried to correct me saying the halo carbine shot plasma instead of radioactive cartridges then crashed out saying it’s a 343 retcon and then said the game manual for halo 2 isn’t canon.
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@RBMD1982
Rachael Bedard
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Going out as he came in, combining words in orders you’ve never considered before
@jangelooff
Jake Offenhartz
10 hours
In what may be his final mayoral press conference, Eric Adams says his next act will involve "using cryptocurrency to go after violence, educate our children and deal with antisemitism."
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