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It’s so hard to get through to Americans because they have completely dumb, stereotype-drenched, Hollywood-produced, culturally illiterate, CIA-curated views about other countries. Even in academia this is true.

at this point you’ll be hearing nothing but propaganda spewing out of every white man’s mouth no matter who they are

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Payback would be unloading a clip into the Euphrates River. Your son was destroyed by a body of water engulfing his machine

I hope American Leftists are beginning to understand why everyone hates US veterans regardless of what they believe now or say now. Literally no different to IDF vets

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Probably feels great for the Canadian hockey team who just got adorned with silver medals that another dude comes out and starts dapping them up and handing them teddy bears

All the focus on Jesus' miracles in the Bible but no one talks about the part where He spawned 50 live cockroaches in a dude's stomach

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Lots of Dr. Frankensteins suddenly pretending they had nothing to do with creating this monster

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