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if you can see this, here are all the places i am that aren't here
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just reporting on the most important tip i've ever gotten in my career
Kanye West and co. set up shop in the normal visitor's locker room at MBS for Thursday's listening party and stayed set up there. Crew having to use one of the (still very nice) auxiliary locker rooms today
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don't ask how long this took but here's a flow chart to help you determine which MLS team to cheer for in 2021
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*Atlanta United literally being handed MLS Cup*
*confetti*
*fireworks*
Me: “I dunno, still an Atlanta team, could definitely mess this up.”
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I've decided that the winner of Atlanta United and Charlotte FC each season gets control of the Gaffney water tower
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Users who also bought *LARGEST SUPER BOWL COLLAPSE* and *DEATH BY BACK UP QUARTERBACK* also bought *WORST INNING IN PLAYOFF HISTORY*
Would you like to add to cart?
[furiously clicking NO but somehow that just inputs my credit card information]
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remember to stay focused tonight.
every moment can be an opportunity to bring up MLS to friends, family and people you just met.
for example, the Columbus Crew are the last team in Ohio to win anything important in the last 93 years
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@tombogert
the real allocation order was the friends we lost along the way trying to explain the allocation order
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excited for this guy to see the highlights tomorrow and find out he saw a great ending
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The Union are so got dang fun. I hope Philly fans know how lucky they are.
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that substitution is one of the coolest moments in MLS history
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Josef mentioned last year that he was learning to trust his knee again. I asked him if he trusted it now.
He told us "I don't trust anyone."
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MILES GOT DAMN ROBINSON YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CITY ATLANTA, GEORGIA
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pausing everything to say WHOOOOOO BOY JIM CURTIN WANTS EVERY BIT OF THE SMOKE
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don't get why everyone's mad at jesus for not wanting to get on the end of a cross
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sources are reporting that them five stripes is hell can anyone confirm?
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Atlanta United and De Boer really did the whole "couple goes on vacation only to have it reveal all their problems" thing huh
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From what I understand about championship games in this stadium, as long as Portland doesn't put in a backup quarterback we should be good
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Today, The Striker (), a site dedicated to soccer coverage at the local level, expanded out of Texas and launched its coverage of Los Angeles.
Starting next Friday, The Striker will come to Atlanta where I'll be leading their coverage of Atlanta United.
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2022 NYCFC have officially won as many playoff games at Citi Field as the 2022 New York Mets
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hi football fans
what all the soccer people are tweeting about is that Soccer Bama, LSU, Florida, Georgia, Auburn, A&M and Tennessee have all left the SEC to form their own conference with Soccer Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, Texas, Oklahoma, Clemson, FSU, Notre Dame and USC
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a source is telling me that the five stripes is hell, can anyone confirm?
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Josef just said--and I kid you not...
"The father is back."
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Please include Steve Clark asking "what the F can you do?" on a loop on the screens below Josef's statue along with the Bendik goal.
Thanks.
#BuildTheStatue
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how is this man going to go out there and represent Fulton County in a Timbers lanyard
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gotta keep being honest about this: Andrew Gutman is an upgrade
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lots of dudes in their late 30's tweeting tonight, must be about time for a usmnt game
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just the general vibe in the concourse after the Atlanta United win is unreal
people chanting, crowding around to just get a glimpse of the players. it's the most 2018 game there's been in a long time around here.
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hearing that them five stripes are hell, someone please confirm
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remember that the stakes this weekend have never been higher
I've decided that the winner of Atlanta United and Charlotte FC each season gets control of the Gaffney water tower
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Just something I'll say for now
Considering *where* it happened, who it happened to, who arrested him and the surface level ridiculousness of being arrested for not paying for a shot, I'm very interested to hear Miles Robinson's side of this story
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I wouldn't pick a ghost mascot to represent an event famous for the amount of people that died to make it happen but idk that's just me
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an atlanta team with a miserable first half of the season that added significant players midway through the year to become one of the best teams in the league over the second half of the season is in the playoffs today you say?
again?
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MBS has a bunch of these for exactly this kind of situation
still probably gonna guess it's the first Kanye-related adjustment in MLS tho
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y'all don't forget that if
@tombogert
sees his shadow tomorrow the transfer deadline actually gets extended another week
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Was trying to figure out who started the (very hot) "Build the Statue" bit with regard to Josef and it turns out...
It was...
Josef.
Classic Josef response when
@FelipeCar
asked him about what it’s been like to become a star in Atlanta:
“I’m waiting for them to take the Falcon down and put up a statue.”
#ATLUTD
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Felipe is right, this video is insane. check out the English translation.
The Dutch crime drama “Undercover” was one of my favorite binges of 2020.
They’ve released a prequel titled “Ferry” based on one of the main characters and Frank de Boer has quite the cameo. 😄
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🚨 please respect my decision
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CONGRATS TO
@japatrick200
THE ONLY PERSON TO COVER 2018 ATLANTA UNITED AND THE 2021 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
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Miguel Almiron used to play for Atlanta United FC
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Man, have you ever seen one player win a game by himself like that?
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JUST ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD
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Dom Dwyer gets into a shoving match with Jose Martinez which is literally the single most likely thing to ever happen in the history of Major League Soccer. This is happening right now in every single timeline in the multiverse. All of them.
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Yes, Tyler Wolff does officially have more goals than Luiz Araujo on the season
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I'm told the Atlanta-Atlante match will be streamed Saturday by Atlante, not Atlanta, so head to the Atlante site to catch Atlanta and not the Atlanta site to catch Atlante
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Atlanta has an option to purchase Silva. Gotta keep him around imo, I think even if it's at a DP-level price point
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i love all y’all
but we really gotta figure out something to say when ATLUTD fans walk by each other
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This is great and all but Wiley and Almada need to chill until after the summer transfer window
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does anyone know how to say "the score is two goals to zero goals" in spanish?
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Sosa is straight up gonna be worth $20 million+ and I don't think I'm doing a bit
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ANDREW GOT DAMN GUTMAN JUST HIT THE EVERLIVING HELL OUT OF THE BALL AND IT'S IN THE NET AND IT'S DEAD AND ATLANTA UNITED LEAD 2-1 IN THE 94TH MINUTE
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got inspired today to make the atlanta united kit more palatable for an sec audience
don't know what came over me
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Josef just says he wants to retire here and that he loves this club
so
pretty good day so far
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And let that be a lesson. No one keeps Atlanta United from beating them 13 times in a row.
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Jacksonville needs an MLS team so they can play Orlando and we can have the first professional sporting event cancelled due to obstruction from vape smoke
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really don't think Etienne will work in Atlanta
watch what he does here.
he just runs past the defenders and towards the goal and that's been banned for years. illegal move, no goal.
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dude is out here just giving away La Masia secrets for free???
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Atlanta United handed spot in 2021 Concacaf Champions League
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Morning, y'all
I can confirm that Atlanta United are finalizing a deal with midfielder Amar Sejdic to return to the team. Sejdic made 18 starts last year. Was on a minimum deal. Imagine he'll get a deserved bump on this contract.
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My favorite moment in team history is when Josef looked around the room and then looked at Arthur Blank and said “what are we then, some kind of ‘Atlanta United?’” And that’s how they named the team
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here are my winners and losers so far from Round One of the MLS playoffs
winners: LA Galaxy, FC Cincinnati, Austin FC, CF Montreal, NYCFC
losers: New York Red Bulls, Nashville SC, RSL, Orlando City, Inter Miami
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wow Atlanta United win the US Open Cup again the same day Josef says he wants to retire in Atlanta
new manager bump is real
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Oh yeah real bummer to have a crucial goal happen after a clear foul I really feel for them
Just got out of the Toronto FC locker room. Suffice to say, they didn’t hold back on the non-call leading to Seattle’s first goal:
“It’s a clear foul,” Pozuelo said.
”You can’t count on the refs bailing you out,” Altidore added.
“How is that not a foul?” Osorio asked.
#MLSCup
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wild move from Minnesota to lower themselves in the power rankings just so they can go on a "no one believes" run later
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fc cincinnati are genuinely kind of fun
you should watch more fc cincinnati
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so timbers likely without blanco and dairon for the conference final
based on what I know about this timbers team, congrats to the timbers on making MLS Cup
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thinking again about El Tri playing on Hoth tomorrow and can't stop giggling
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i mean he's had a point blank miss, goal, second yellow and it's hard to think anything better encapsulates the duality of the human spirit as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 2-1 ballgame.
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Father’s Day? Again? At this time? Localized entirely in Orlando?
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The Kevin Kratz-coached U-16 team just won MLS NEXT Cup
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crowd in attendance today at MBS will be bigger than any other in MLS for what's basically an exhibition. it's obvious but worth repeating that this fan base deserves better than a meaningless decision day
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lotta teams in major league soccer getting lapped now by...[checking]...Louisiana State University.
LSU will require all Tiger Stadium guests 12 years of age and older to provide proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 PCR test taken within 72 hours prior to entry.
🔗
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i wrote through it.
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