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@JMahoffer

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@JMahoffer
Jacques
2 years
@TomJChicago Psychotic dementia layered over a low IQ layered over long-term drug abuse layered over malignant narcissism layered over homicidal sadism layered over unquenchable bloodlust layered over a life of crime layered over treason layered over a Complicit GOP.
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
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He vas my boyfriend! Until he was stricken with AIDS, and I jettisoned his sociopathic ass like the soulless husk of a psychopath I am.
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
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@AntiToxicPeople
Spiro’s Ghost
11 hours
Anyone who has had a family member or loved one with worsening dementia recognizes what this word salad mess is
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@PaulRudnickNY
Paul Rudnick
12 hours
Does anyone feel their life is better now than a year ago? We've got record inflation from tariffs, multiple foreign wars, violence from masked agents in our streets, the protection of sexual predators and a White House torn to pieces. Good times
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@PaulRudnickNY
Paul Rudnick
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When asked if Trump's promised $2000 checks for hard-working Americans will ever happen, Karoline Leavitt replied "there's no timeline" but "we're looking into it." Along with the existence of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Melania's citizenship
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PaulRudnickNY
Paul Rudnick
10 hours
Mike Johnson told Fox "Republicans did some of their best work during the shutdown." Including: - Ted Cruz made an ashtray out of Play-Doh - Lindsey Graham alphabetized his porn - Nancy Mace peed on an airport floor - Mike kept a dream journal about doing pilates with Josh Hawley
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
2 hours
Oh, won't someone nail him for disturbing the peace? I know pedophilia and treason and international mob fuckery is confounding to all y'all. How 'bout nuisance racket? Anything? Anyone? Ever?
@dutchessprim
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Elton John, George Micheal, and Andrew Lloyd Weber. I’m just sayin…
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@ifudontlike2bad
Susan♀️🇺🇦
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.@megynkelly is a pedophile apologist and trash. Her children aren't safe. If you still defend her, same about you. Vile. Vile. Vile.
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@TheMaineWonk
Maine
4 days
🚨 EPSTEIN EMAILS: Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein’s brother suggests to ask Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba.” Epstein replies: “and I thought I had troubles.” Um…. WHAT?!?
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
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@AdamParkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko
12 hours
He sounds like he’s not gonna make it through this. What’s going on? Any doctors watching this?
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@_Zeets
Zito
19 hours
Forgot that this woman was also racist as hell
@Olivianuzzi
Olivia Nuzzi
12 years
Kenyan Anti-Colonial Shows Teeth To Small Child RT @WhiteHouse: Happy π Day! http://t.co/iWVRKXuCO5
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@sandibachom
Sandi Bachom 📹
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Pam Bondi, Kash Patel snd at least 1000 FBI agents have seen the videos of men sexually abusing children. There’s no question about this. I know this because of the time I spent in court with Jeffrey Epstein, and after he died, when I heard his victims impact statements, this is
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
9 hours
Escapee from local asylum dances in Epstein’s memory. “It vas our song. He vas my boyfriend.”
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
9 hours
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@CrystalHope1979
Crystal Hope
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She’s ready to brave the cold! Her little knit hat is the cutest. 🥰
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
9 hours
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@Puppieslover
Puppies 🐶
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An elderly couple taking public transport home with the dog they just adopted from the shelter ❤️
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@TheDemocrats
Democrats
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@factpostnews
FactPost
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Trump: But they were with Epstein all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all.
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
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gu̸c̸c̸i̸fe̸r
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this is a terrible era to be intelligent in
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@JMahoffer
Jacques
10 hours
Who does Nazi who they are?
@Acyn
Acyn
11 hours
Republicans on the rules committee vote against an amendment condemning fascism
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
11 hours
Nice job all around by McDonald’s here. They obviously only want MAGA customers.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
11 hours
Trump: "You should've suffered a little while through Kamala. The good news is she had no clue. I want to give an IQ test to Kamala and Biden. Who do you think wins?"
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@ericswalwell
Eric Swalwell
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Checkmate, Mr. President
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