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Tour Manager/PM/MGMT @theycallmekol - @redorblack_wav - @cafecaderas | @PolarProd_US 🇮🇹
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Joined July 2012
Need a Tour Manager/Stage Manager? Bang my line I have availability moving into the end of 2025 thru 2026. 🤝
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I don’t wanna see the CEO of Five Guys eat a burger. I wanna see him try to pay for a meal with a $20.
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wifi signals detecting your movement through walls without cameras keystroke cadence identifying you faster than a fingerprint your phone's accelerometer logging your gait so precisely it knows which leg you favor ultrasonic beacons in retail stores pairing your devices to
@varien what does that mean
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Don’t need a DNA test to prove that these guys are brothers. This is legendary
FOX was running a Hurley double box as Dan got ejected and Bobby got T'd up 😂😭 https://t.co/qRNPaSibbX
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I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn
Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.
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Yea , we’re cooked.
If your parents made $100k in the 90s, you'd have to make $325k to have the same life in 2026 $325k is the new $100k Let that sink in
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JUST IN: US House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct reports.
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every three months there is a moon that only occurs once every 10,000 years
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TheBurntPeanut goes off on a British viewer for making a comment about g*n violence in the US 😭 “more Europeans d-e to not having air conditioners per year” https://t.co/4MTh3KTQHp
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"I have been summoned!" Cloakzy joins Nickmercs and Hutch's voice channel at the perfect time after a raider dropped a slur https://t.co/jfBMbMix7E
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My culture is not your costume
Wanna feel old? Fraternities are now using 2016 as a throwback theme for parties https://t.co/pmDt2Pp1hd
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Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.
Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.
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The Greeks vs. the Persians. An old rivalry filled with hate, broken up by centuries of conference realignment.
Greek F-16s have arrived to assist in the defense of Cyprus after Iranian attacks.
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They're calling it the most insane community note of all time
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I remember when $200 in groceries had to go in the trunk. now you can put them 3 bags in the passenger seat.
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how it feels to say "idk" to stuff you actually know but explaining takes efforts
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