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@ItsTheBoat

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life’s like a movie, write your own ending

Florida, USA
Joined January 2009
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@oelayat
Omar El-Ayat
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@LauraLoomer
Laura Loomer
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Just remember, every single conservative commentator would kill their own mother if it meant getting more likes and clicks on social media. Just understand how depraved all of them are and then you’ll realize why there is a lack of moral clarity by so many on the right.
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@samhenrigold
sam henri gold
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obsessed with the idea of someone doordashing from AMC
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@RightWingCope
Right Wing Cope
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This dickhead pulled the fire alarm in a store to prank a worker, which led to Instagram banning him. He’s blaming this on the kid who rocked his shit for some reason 😭
@dannyspud_
Danny Spud
6 hours
After thousands of death threats and people celebrating me getting punched for holding a sign supporting ICE, I was just banned from @Instagram. Another attempt to silence me. @finkd, why is your platform siding with political violence?
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@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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Nick Castle, the actor who played Michael Myers, with his cat Michael Meowers.
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
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The speed they are moving at here is quite shocking for Disney. RIP Dinosaur fountain pool
@bioreconstruct
bioreconstruct
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Aerial video of construction in Tropical Americas at Animal Kingdom. Including • Demolition at Dinosaur. • Carousel construction. • Encanto ride show building.
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@amazingatheist
FRAY, THE CHAOS WIZARD
7 hours
Our heroes are people that punch people like you in the face. This is because we all want to beat the shit out of you for what you’ve done to our country. And when someone does it, they get props. Call him fat. Call him lazy. He wasn’t too fat and lazy to beat MAGA ass.
@DschlopesIsBack
Gain of Fauci
14 hours
The new hero of the left is a lazy and morbidly obese fatass kid that assaults people on camera for holding signs that he doesn’t like. They always pick the worst heroes.
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@velodus
Velodus✨
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Conservatives spent all those years frothing at the mouth over Michelle Obama encouraging people to eat healthily only to wind up elevating the same damn message, just in a way weirder form
@SecKennedy
Secretary Kennedy
2 days
Processed food kills. EAT REAL FOOD.
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
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same
@sleepykai32
kai🏳️‍🌈✨
19 hours
Her mouth runs faster than her brain #zoemira #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
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@wooper2real
Woopmoder
1 day
Bold take from someone who’s kids don’t talk to him
@ResisttheMS
Resist the Mainstream
1 day
JUST IN: Elon Musk points out that "those without children lack a stake in the future."
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@emkenobi
𝓔𝓶 ♡
23 hours
Well according to @FBIDirectorKash there was zero evidence that Epstein was sex trafficking women and children so forgive me if I don’t believe a word that freak says.
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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There is a 100% chance Jeffrey Epstein k-lled himself, per FBI Director Patel.
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@DarrigoMelanie
Melanie D'Arrigo
7 hours
Your reminder that Donald Trump was named as a co-conspirator — not a whistleblower.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Garcia: Why was Mar-a-Lago a location where women continued to be trafficked from. These are questions we need to ask. We have questions for President Trump.
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
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Oh my good look @mandieboox3 an Elphie plush!
@nocontextscats
No Context Cats
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CHONKY CAT PLUSH
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@KyleKulinski
Secular Talk ([email protected])
3 hours
He begged to go to Epstein's rape island give this goofy shit a rest
@cb_doge
DogeDesigner
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"Having kids means you will do anything to ensure that they live and are happy, for you love them more than your own life a thousand times over." 一 Elon Musk
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@MTOMauw
🌲MTO🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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studios are gonna get the wrong message from this thinking they need to throw youtubers money to make movies now instead of figuring out that they need to let artists make passion projects.
@GlobalBoxOffice
Global Box Office
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IRON LUNG crossed TODAY the $40M mark at the global box office, over 13x its budget!
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@rachellacroixs
Carter Baizen
8 hours
As bad as she is the fact that even she is rightfully drawing the line at pedophilia and human trafficking where other republicans aren’t is so telling. Like how evil do you have to be that MTG looks better in comparison?
@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
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🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself. “He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.” Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.” Trump.
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
18 hours
Would be so funny if he's saying this to get Trump to admit to something even wilder.
@GlobeEyeNews
Globe Eye News
21 hours
BREAKING: Former U.S. President Obama confirms that aliens are real.
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@jessehawken
Jesse Hawken
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Incredible things are happening
@Quantum49er
Quantum49er
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@SpencerHakimian The @FBI post has been deleted. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
19 hours
If we get a Jack vs Oddfellow house at HHN this year I need me boxing match poster t-shirt design like REAL bad
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@ItsTheBoat
Hel
20 hours
The prank call I got at work tonight...lord.
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@PhillipAKennedy
Phil Kennedy
21 hours
This isn’t the Epstein list. It’s DOJ’s middle finger. 🖕
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