The REAL Suburban Mom
@ItsMrsPlugg
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Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.
Maryland, USA
Joined January 2022
Tonight’s Family Movie Night:.Terminator .Teriyaki Bowls.Sushi.Candy Tray .Popcorn .Sherbet .Dad’s Pink Lemonade.
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Because what even is that little pill they put in the milk and WHY DOES IT TURN IT INTO A GIANT MILK BLOOD CLOT
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cuajada is so nasty and gross. The texture, the look, the smell, the taste. everything about it is 0 stars and if you eat that shit I’m judging you!!!.
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Ima be honest… don’t ever smash a child’s face into a cake in front of me. ima beat you up and ruin the whole party. I hate that shit down to my core.
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My dream room.
Bill Gates has a wall-mounted periodic table with samples of each element in his office
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Kitten.
You’re offered 20 million, but you have to be chased by one animal for 24 hours. Which animal are you picking?.
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Don’t let the process throw you off. The bigger picture is on the other side. Trust me I just did this for a family of 7, we are happier now.
Why when you’re deep cleaning / organizing your house it always gotta get messier in the process 😭 like wait now I’m even more overwhelmed wtf.
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RT @1auren1o: there’s some psychology behind this. what makes you gift someone w| something THAT YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE vs what they actuall….
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I’m actually not mad when I see dads about to throw up while watching their wives give birth. have you ever been the person holding the leg up??? IT STINKS!!! BIRTH STINKS SO BAD… it’s like 100 periods and shit mixed into a bomb. Omg I was gagging (don’t let my sister see this).
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There’s a lot to say about people like you too!.
I think people should just be grateful for whatever they get.
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RT @fiddlerbrett: @ItsMrsPlugg This 100%! If you don’t want to get them a gift, then don’t. But this notion that it’s tacky to get the coup….
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RT @ThrillaRilla369: My girlfriend says it never happened. Who else remembers that TV Guide was a printed booklet you had to read to find o….
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1. The food? .2. Bath during period? Sitting in your blood? .3. Giant bloody tampon bath bomb???? .4. It’s so much stuff in that water ya’l coochies okay? .5. The food? .6. Omg this made me itch.
Eating in the bathroom is something I can’t do. Why are you eating a spicy chicken deluxe while bathing?
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