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@ItsKojot
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I should not have joked about my McDonald’s having a meth lab in the back
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They turned Greek alphabet characters into symbols to differentiate all the different ways you can end up on the Sex Offender Registry
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@taelo_
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Post the funniest video in your phone😂
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@OtterMayham127 I should have said “in Minecraft” at the end of my joke Definitely would have prevented my boy Jimmy (who was tripping on PCP) from being tazed 3 times
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Saekdong is a traditional Korean pattern you ignorant fucking dipshit
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2 years
Vaush
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2 years
This tweet somehow blew up No weird vibrator promo here Follow these artists Commission them too if you can @-CoffeeAndHyenas @/cherryfizz123 @/emm_woof
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2 years
What the fuck were they thinking when they made this shit
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2 years
The fully automatic .50AE Desert Eagle I’ve always joked about in 5th Grade is real
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2 years
@heretic_critter They here for the McMethamphetamine
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4 months
@Koolino6 This feels like a Family Guy cutaway The audio isn’t original, but this edit is funnier than the original
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@ItsKojot
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9 months
You only win when the person you sent up comes back alive in one piece Sending a whole astronaut up and only getting back a charred bone from space doesn’t count
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 months
@Nate_McMurray @gunpolicy You aren’t doing anything bro
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
9 months
If you unironcally agree with this post you should consider chemical castration
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 years
Don’t you have another bed to shit on
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 months
Yes, animals can show affection But that does not mean they want to engage in sexual behavior with you You people are no different from those weirdos who think women want to fuck them because she was nice to them
@SevenCats_16
Kater𓃠
2 months
because love knows no species <3 #zootwt
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
1 year
missed the point completely
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@Melanie_Vogel_
Mélanie Vogel
1 year
Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
10 months
“just use a broom” “Isn’t that too harsh” Shut up retard, they’re wasps, they deserve it
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
1 month
Some of y’all furry people should be be on permanent house arrest the way y’all fuck anyone anywhere with complete disregard for other people and wonder why we get called weird I will never go to cons because of this shit
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@ItsKojot
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1 year
The name of the pattern is literally the name of the blueprint
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@ItsKojot
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2 months
I want to keep one of these bitches as a pet They look adorable I’d pet the fuck out one of these
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 years
@cat_with_bowl Would you like to SuperSize that
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@PatAmphibia @Bottoxie @OtterMayham127 Bruh Fuck it we saying “in Fortnite” or something Idk
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 years
@Bottoxie @OtterMayham127 Fuck it Grand Theft Auto 5 Or whatever The FBI doesn’t let us have shit
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
3 months
First it’s dogs now it’s guns Why can’t white women have sex with humans
@JustIndianaGirl
Just An Indiana Girl
3 months
I mean this.. from the bottom of my heart. 💔💔💔
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
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You don’t stop your car in front of someone else’s and bum rush the driver’s window in Illinois unless you’re an actual retard People carjack all the time in my state, especially in the city, you don’t block off someone else and run up on the driver and expect a kind response
@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
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Holy shit, he pulled a gun out. This is the country Republicans want.
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
9 months
On today’s episode of things that didn’t happen
@jadefolf
Jade
9 months
Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀
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1 year
My mother was born in China and my family spread out throughout China and Taiwan I have a citizenship still active in Taiwan until 2025 But according to the weeaboo, I’m no longer Asian because my parents chose to emigrate to the US What’s up fellow crackers
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 months
MangoHyena posted this the other day but then deleted it I guess this is literally me
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@ItsKojot
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2 months
This was the guy who thought he was untouchable until his own friends found him to be beyond disgusting and exposed everything down to his insecurities
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
8 months
I don’t know if you knew this or not, but we don’t shoot cows in the head NKVD style to harvest their milk
@veganfuture
Vegan Future
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
1 year
How do I say this The political stickers contradict the weed and pride stickers The ideology that the owner of this laptop supports would imprison, or put them to death for their gender identity and marijuana use Fuck you mean “go to the gulag” you’re going there too
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
3 months
This new generation of gangbangers have no honor whatsoever they target innocents and people who aren’t even involved and then wonder why they in jail loyalty has never been heard of, you could grow up in the same block, rep the same set and still get snaked by your own people
@DramaAlert
DramaAlert
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Gangsters are now kid napping their enemies dogs and holding them hostage… this is so sad.
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 years
Making myself a delicious smoothie
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I like to stay away from the overly effeminate “uwu” furries for several reasons their cute personality is almost always a facade to hide their true nature, which usually shows itself more and more as time goes on
@sonicgott
Justin Paul Reese
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@shreddyfox Art by @/Tirrelous
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
3 years
@PoorlyAgedStuff I ain’t playing
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2 years
Christmas came early
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
4 months
Offset iron sights This account has to be run by some retard
@GunloverClub1
Gun Lovers Club
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British Bren MK II . How can you aim when mag in the way ? Never seen this before.
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@ItsKojot
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Porsche is an established performance brand Xiaomi makes phones Buying a car from a phone company is like buying bbq chicken from a company that make toilet paper
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Who understands capitalism?
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Protesters will destroy everyone else’s property but the government’s
@WallStreetSilv
Wall Street Silver
1 year
France 🇨🇵 on 🔥🔥🔥 🔊
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@Max3605344675 A felon, actually
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3 years
wtf...
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Sappho’s Car reveal
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@ItsKojot
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Dude gonna have to watch his back for this rest of his life Gangbangers have fragile egos, and if you beat them at anything they’ll kill your ass over it
@onlyfights_
Only Fights
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Ginger Bro Beats The Life Out Of Gang Member In Toilets
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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You’re not a sigma male You’re 15
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Kojot
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“I have a buff wolf fursona”
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1 year
Bruh
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10 months
I think the person who made this comic should be tied to a wooden post and stoned to death
@DelusionPosting
Delusional Takes
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@ItsKojot
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2 years
Again, why do people hype up the McRib so much every time it comes back
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Kojot
2 months
Been clean from meth and opioids for damn near 9 months now Family let me back in a while back at 3 months and I’ve had a mostly stable life for the past few months
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The MAP community does not encourage each other to get therapy They encourage each other to offend
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Trad accounts are annoying
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1 year
The cartridge itself is smaller than my hand, and the bullet is the size of a pea Do you know how dumb you sound right now?
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Kojot
3 years
The groomer who saves photos of underage kids is back
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@VlCTORIANCHILD Why in the fuck are you using a photo of me to promote shit without my permission
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@ItsKojot
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Y’all won’t believe this
@crim_tweets_
Criminal Posts
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Choose your fighter
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@ItsKojot
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I did some googling myself
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@KEEMSTAR
KEEM 🍿
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You guys keep telling me to date someone my own age. I googled “39 year old woman”. I will not be listen to you guys. If you remember where you were on 9/11 I’m not interested.
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She found out I wasn’t a minor anymore
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@ItsKojot
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Personal experience Friend goes Christian and invites me to church, me wanting to cross off my bucket list, I smoke a blunt and get picked up off the shits My friend introduces me and tells everyone there I’m homeless, and they prayed for me exactly like this
@ChristnNitemare
Christian Nightmares
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This is what indoctrination looks like…
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@ItsKojot
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2 years
This is one of my favorite art pieces that I’ve commissioned It embodies my love for firearms and my love for goofy ahh clothing
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
1 year
It’s common knowledge that sex offenders shouldn’t have guns
@SkyeCabbit
Skye Cabbit
1 year
Who gave her a shotgun!?
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9/11 for porn addicts
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2 years
Duck pants.
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Scary black rifle
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@ItsKojot
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3 years
Pedophiles should not be allowed near children. No, it is not debatable, and no, it is not a "hot take". The fact that this needs to be said is sad. If "MAPs" wanted us to believe that they were trying to get help, they wouldn't be following minors who identify as "AAM".
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Kojot
2 years
Zoophile Community
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Jerked off to too much femboy porn
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
1 year
I have a welding qualification and I was banned from my high school welding shop for making an open bolt sub machine gun I can save that lower
@Mark_Takahashi
Mark Takahashi
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It’s done. #OneLess AR-15 in the world.
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Kojot
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“As a veteran of the US military, I believe no civilian should own an AR15”
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3 years
Treat your guns like you would treat your own child
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Kojot
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Normalize Bullying furries
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
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Oh no, White socialist liberals are pretending to care about the world’s problems to look like good people again
@pslnational
Party for Socialism and Liberation
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Happening now: Protestors march in front of the White House carrying coffins representing Ukrainians, Iraqis, and all those killed by U.S. wars and imperialism. #fundpeoplenotwars
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Kojot
1 year
strongest communist
@sexyRFK
Robert F. Kennedy🇺🇸🌐
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@crusadxr_ Guess I’m not going to Eastern europe then.
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Kojot
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Zoophiles claimed they’d be fully accepted by now in 2020 3 years later and they’ve lost all momentum and relevancy
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
2 years
Did anyone lose their fucking dog Found him at the side of the road wandering aimlessly He lost his collar and shit so I don’t know how the fuck I’m supposed to find it’s owner
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RT if you have more followers than this account run by Animal Rapists and Closeted Pedophiles
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im fucked
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New cameras were installed and the first thing we did was fuck with the test recording
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
3 years
About to pull THE most devious lick
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@ItsKojot
Kojot
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I’ve been around white supremacists in jail and they never were ashamed of it They never wore shirts just to show off their tattoos, and yeah they got beat up a lot, but that still didn’t stop them They are Feds, because no white supremacist organization covers their faces up
@ferryman4747
◽⨁ The Ferryman's Toll ⨁◽
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Idiot Conservatives: We need to get organized and fight back! Patriot Front: *Gets organized, fights back* Idiot Conservatives: FEDS!
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@Ocicatspotticat Yes The feds trash the ice cream machine every time to make sure that it never works
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@ItsKojot
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You look like the kid I beat up and took these shoes from
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Remember when he used to talk all that shit and this was what he ended up looking like
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@ItsKojot
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Stalin was a violent criminal and child rapist who is somehow praised by the same demographic he imprisoned There’s a reason why the Russians moved his body from a mausoleum into a normal grave, he isn’t a hero, he’s a fascist who only fought another fascist over a land dispute
@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
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