@ACTBrigitte A porn model mail order trophy wife who clearly hates her husband but stays with him because of the prenup? or A highly talented self-made billionaire? And you choose the porn model. Interesting.

@PicturesFoIder That unforgettable moment 😉

Fandango option to block seats around you when buying movie tickets

@DragonMother9 @mattplotner @fegallchapelle @benshapiro Affirmative action is not a leg up for unqualified people, it is a recognition that the people who decide who is qualified are racist and unable to objectively evaluate everyone equally.

@DailyLoud Chick Fil A rn

@insultsrare

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

@ShitpostGate Ain’t no winning this one… Him: “No, listen, that’s you when you were thinner!” Her: “Oh, so now I’m fat?” *stab* *stab* *stab*

id love to be this petty at my highest moment. absolute legend.

@DailyLoud Me to the cops: I ain't telling you shit Cops: you know if convicted you will be facing 30 years Me:

Lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this

realized about 10 minutes into her first virtual school day ever that her background is a borderline professional collection of booze

tfw you spill a 700lb IMAX print of Avatar onto the projection room floor

Every time I forget thing thing only has two USB-C ports, I just want to throw this computer out the window #apple #macbook #wemadeiteventhinner

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling

We got them to change sonic, we can get them to change Mario's ass.

Instagram 2 seconds after I open it the past 3 days #instagramdown

racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie