Isaac Towell Comedy
@IsaacTowell
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just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Toronto
Joined January 2012
Did anyone double check to make sure @TheRealOJ32 had the proper eyewear for the eclipse?!
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Damn really? What was every single one of their names?
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Whether you're a fan of the game, or a migrant worker in Qatar, this @FIFAWorldCup will truly take your breath away. #FIFAWorldCupFinal #soccer
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I don't wanna say I'm painfully white... But one time I sent my ex @cityandcolour lyrics after our breakup.
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Mastodon takes the top spot two years in a row now... I'm so sorry Rage... #SpotifyWrapped
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Artist ยท 1.2M monthly listeners.
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Can't wait to watch @machinegunkelly and @meganfox to recreate the @realamberheard and Johnny Depp trial in 5 years. #sequel #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial #gross
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Everyone loves making fun of @JaredLeto for making bad movies, but that's not really fair to him because people like to forget that he also makes really bad music.
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Euphoria is just The OC for kids with undiagnosed mental health issues.
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I get Shrek related posts sent to me daily, sometimes by people I haven't spoken to in years, sometimes by people I've never actually met in person. And it reminds me... That life is gonna be okay, we're all in this together.
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If pot is a gateway drug, does that make weed dealers Gatekeepers?
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I'm honestly in favor of vaccine passports. I don't think any vaccine should be allowed to travel over borders without their legal documents.
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If salt lamps are so good for you, why is everyone that owns one so fucking crazy?
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Pretty wild that @marilynmanson had his ribs removed to shove his foot in his mouth.
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Crazy how COVID deniers will cling to 1 in a million health care professionals who support their beliefs, but don't bat an eye that a WHOPPING 10 percent of all dentist don't even trust @Sensodyne_US toothpaste to clean your teeth. What is sensodyne hiding? #conspiracy #COVID19
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It's not that I don't believe in conspiracies. I just don't believe conspiracy theorists are intelligent enough to have actually figured any out.
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Imagine your card declines at the therapist, so they mentally unravel you by bringing up all your previous traumas and mistakes, all while laughing at your penis.
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