⚜️ DJ ⚜️
@ImTooMuch
Followers
3,394
Following
4,274
Media
13,867
Statuses
380,645
CashApp: $ImTooMuch2 #Saints #Pels #LSU #Braves
New Orleans
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
الهلال
• 520052 Tweets
Diddy
• 508565 Tweets
Alito
• 381551 Tweets
Cassie
• 299762 Tweets
Thomas
• 232385 Tweets
Gabigol
• 196152 Tweets
Flamengo
• 179741 Tweets
Peter
• 163074 Tweets
Corinthians
• 155353 Tweets
Gabriel
• 115775 Tweets
Uribe
• 114582 Tweets
Barron
• 87039 Tweets
رونالدو
• 57359 Tweets
デザフェス
• 46937 Tweets
#Kyrgyzstan
• 29880 Tweets
Paul Skenes
• 21116 Tweets
جيسوس
• 18646 Tweets
كريستيانو
• 18161 Tweets
كاس الملك
• 17303 Tweets
Afganistán
• 16376 Tweets
البليهي
• 14769 Tweets
سافيتش
• 14633 Tweets
الشوط الاول
• 13304 Tweets
Southampton
• 13170 Tweets
ムビナナ
• 11639 Tweets
the boy is mine
• 10755 Tweets
Dabney Coleman
• 10341 Tweets
الشوط الثاني
• 10311 Tweets
Last Seen Profiles
@MurariChowdary1
@antikaagustina1
@NF1Luk
@103Fusiliers
@MoreWomensGame
@BigTinzy
@Alexand46989235
@thekidlaroi
@accheedu
@accountabt44575
@RedKitesIreland
@PreGameDom
@Gods_WarriorUSA
@kumquatplaymats
@HlthEconSeminar
@TempeMemet89760
@Hectoranto45003
@WarwearisMymind
@FrancisrRiou01
@sibirskiiostrog
Pinned Tweet
Most hurt Ive been on here is when a chick tweeted "Can somebody DM me?" So I DM'd her "Hey boo" then she tweeted "Can somebody CUTE DM me?"
18
924
612
Bought her a toddler doctor kit today and not only does she refuse to take off the glasses and coat but i’ve had about 37 full body checkups today and daddy is tired
174
560
9K
Boy this got me DYING. Kids just be doing shit for no reason 😭😭😭😭
28
535
2K
I’m wheezing every time. Without fail.
What movie scene can you not even think about without laughing?
4K
2K
9K
20
462
1K
My homeboy wife caught him cheating and threw all his shit out so he sent me this screenshot. He expected me to take his side but I cried a thousand times when I read this
13
595
897
My homeboy is 30 and said he wants a career change but thinks he's too late. I said it's not bro. Nigga said he wanna play WR for the Saints
19
768
764
This old lady that worked the counter at this Wendy’s in the east just told me “Mr. D, ima tell you this like I was your grandmother: next time before you go to work, bring me that shirt so I can press it. You know better than that.”
The shirt:
54
165
758
@lady_nola504
@taylorozunaa
@yannaajaay
It’s literally a running Twitter joke to say it as “flewed.” You shouldn’t have to be a scholar to know that either
2
4
705
I swear it's pointless being friends with women because it always turns into something else smh
8
467
645
@7012e_Tee7
@AlexandreDior_
I was JUST about to say this. They be wildin over there lmaoooooo
1
1
530
@paintedfoolpod
Lmao basically it’s like your homeboy telling you “Yeah my dawg about to come thru and he a real ass nigga. He bout that life” and when his dawg comes thru, it’s some famous white man cuz that’s just how LA is. Not many black ppl or “real niggas”
5
9
416
I really had tears in my eyes the first time I saw this exchange
3
190
378
Perk: OKC sells out every night
Shamit: Actually OKC is 28th in attendance
OKC: Mannn I go by the eye test
BOY WHAT???
8
49
374
I swear Zaila Avant-garde, Spelling Bee champion, Guinness Book world record holder, certified genius, is the sweetest girl ever and I really felt like a fanboy but idc. It was an honor to meet this legend in person
6
44
358
The cool thing is she’s been pretending to be a doctor for a few months now and wants to be called “Doctor Romy”
5
13
325
@Letstalkfootie1
@_Mister_Rogers
@WalteroDMV
Nah he 100% right fam. I analyzed and wrote a dissertation on it
3
3
262
Cats are like black mamas. They do NOT play behind they babies RT
@DillonJaden
: Mama 🐱 was NOT playing!
http://t.co/5v03L5GW1Q
4
389
216
My daddy sitting in between his ex wife (my mama) and his new wife. He look sick
6
360
219
When Action Bronson said he “steer the whip with one arm like Jim Abbott” I lost it
3
27
211
I can’t even describe how pissed I was when she put that chip in the candle
10
47
168
January 26, 2019 in a 66-53 Duke win over Georgia Tech, Jose Alvarado thought he had a nice, easy layup with Zion guarding him. Thought.
7
16
161
This was my only clean LONG sleeved shirt left + I was rushing. I’m sorry Ms. Ernestine, I won’t do it again
4
14
155
Nah THIS is the front flip heard round the world
#GreatMomentsInBlackTwitterHistory
http://t.co/nizz0KswBQ
3
205
147
Y'all too grown to be putting the dollar sign after the number. I'm sick of it
1
162
120
This UCLA cheerleader falls hard off the top of the pyramid. Trainer picks her up to carry her off. Then THIS nigga falls on top of her
2
87
121
When somebody getting exposed on the TL but your girl wanna have sex
http://t.co/wnKUjQhoTj
25
222
107
Do y’all ever be eating something so good that when you’re halfway done you get upset and stressed cuz the food is almost gone?
6
70
114
#GrowingUpWithSiblings
When you hiding in their closet at night and about to jump out and scare em
http://t.co/3sZShzctMy
2
103
112
I ever told y'all why I got sick every time I heard Usher's "There Goes My Baby" for two years?
9
132
109
Grateful that random yt lady who thought “this was such a pretty pose so I felt like I just had to take it.” It turned out okay lol
6
4
111
@chasingjamal
Met Fabolous when I worked at Wendy’s in high school. His tour bus stopped there. My coworker was so nervous seeing him that she spilled a large fruit punch on the counter that splashed all on his clothes. He just laughed and said it’s okay, got his food and left
2
3
99
@7012e_Tee7
@AlexandreDior_
Lmao they used to have an older lady at that Popeyes who’d perform like that too but idk if she still work there no more 😂😂 I recorded her once now I gotta find it lol
2
0
86
Lmao this is my coworker. I didn’t care for him before this but I respect him now 😂
FIGHTING BACK: Man fends off Uptown carjacker by jumping on his moving vehicle.
"In hindsight, there were better decisions I could have made, but I am fed up with crime in our city. We expect our police and municipal leaders to do what is necessary to protect its citizens."
92
375
2K
5
54
91
Can't. Stop. Laughing. RT
@BaddieDaywin
: Imagine if White people cared about Black people how they care about trees..
http://t.co/Plj3Zqrbx5
1
103
85
Lmao RT
@ColIegeStudent
: When you’re the only one who does any work on the group task
http://t.co/wkbFF9K05u
5
135
85
Chris Webber is high af right now and you can’t tell me any different
3
7
79
I told her turn on the lights and when she did, it looked like a murder scene. I screamed.
10
276
74
I turn on the shower and hop in there with the one sock and wifebeater still on and just let the hot water wash away my sins. I'm just sick
3
291
71
Ya MCM still call his mama to ask what's his social security number
1
133
75
I'm just getting off from work around 11 PM and about to shoot over to my ex's house. She been texting me freaky shit all day so I'm ready
3
255
71
I feel on my whole pubic area and it's a little too wet to be real. At this point I start panicking.
6
274
70
I tried to peel off to show her how angry I was but at the time I had a '95 Camaro so my check engine just came on instead.
9
223
77
I run in the bathroom, wifebeater half off my back and one sock on tryna wipe the blood off my dick. I'm just crying.
5
278
72
So I go to rub on the cat a lil bit and I feel this extreme moistness. A lil more than what I'm used to so I tell her hold on a sec
3
272
69
I should've known something was up when she turned off the lights in her room and had a towel already laying on her bed
4
279
69
After I'm cleaned off, I hurry up get dressed, hop in the car without telling her bye and I'm just crying all the way home. Traumatized.
9
289
69
But halfway into it, the pussy starts feeling a lil too good. I said "Damn you really wet tonight huh? That pussy leaking.." The irony...
4
276
68
She come knocking on the door talking bout "Are you ok?" And I screamed "GET AWAY FROM ME..." I was young and NOT ready.
3
279
68
And she just looking at me with a stupid half grin, half shocked face like "What?" I wanted to choke her but all that blood b....
3
270
68
Keep in mind, it's still dark in there so I can't see shit. I lift her up off me and I can feel something dripping from her onto my crotch
4
269
67
Idk if it was in my head but it seemed like I was the one bleeding. The blood didn't wanna go away. I'm just lightheaded now, crying.
3
276
66
So she lays me down and gets on top. Starts riding me. Everything is going great. I'm finally bout to get this nut in. Life is good.
3
259
66
But on the way to her house, she texted me and said that she was on her period but don't worry because "it's light"
3
245
66
At this point, I'm panicking. I had never seen this much blood in my life yo. I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK VAN??" I got tears in my eyes.
5
269
65
She reassures me in person that its extremely light and that I probably won't even see any blood so I'm like "Aight cool"
4
265
65
I get there and at this point, I'm horny as fuck. I'm just tryna bust a new hole in her
2
236
64
I have a weird feeling about period sex and I immediately get nauseated at the thought of seeing blood come out but I trust her so its cool
5
250
64
At this point, I hadn't mastered the sex game just yet and didn't really know periods so I was just like "you sure? Well ok.."
3
246
64