(again).GPT-3:.There is no one answer to this question as it depends on the individual manuscript and the journal's specific guidelines and standards. However, it is generally advisable to submit to Science or Nature first, as these are two of the most highly respected journals.

Should our manuscript be rejected from Science, Nature, or Cell first?. > GPT-3: Cell. (will do!).

GPT-3:.>write a short limerick about a junior professor and tenure.

There once was a junior professor. Who really wanted tenure. But despite all her sweat.She just couldn't get there yet.Alas, her publications were a stressor.

GPT-3 prompt:.> write a haiku about sorting through unlabeled Eeppendorf tubes.

Sorting Eppendorf tubes.Unlabeled and numerous.Which one has my sample?

GPT-3 prompt:.> write a humorous limerick about a faculty meeting. (re-wrote last line; first four untouched).

A faculty meeting one day.Some folks wanted to play. But the chair said with a sneer. "No time for fun, my dear!".And then we began with dismay.

GPT-3 prompt: .>write a humorous limerick on student life in the lab.

There once was a student in the lab.Who found the whole process quite fab.But when things went wrong .He would sing a sad song .Then he'd get back to work with a stab

GPT-3 PROMPT:.> Write a tweet thread on absurd academic life that will likely go viral:. /end.

5. We're all in this together, and we'll get through it. somehow!.

4. If you're feeling stressed out about academia, know that you're not alone!.

3. But somehow we manage, even though it often feels like we're just barely hanging on.

2. From the ridiculous deadlines to the constant pressure to publish, it's a wonder any of us survive!.

1. The absurdities of academic life are never-ending!.

RT @EricTopol: BA.1 vs BA.2. "We conclude that the continuing accumulation of NTD mutations will further alter the conformational equilibri….

RT @Kamyab_J: (1/n) Check out our newest preprint, where we dissect the effects of individual Omicron (BA.1 and BA.2) mutations in differen….

"Wounded" like one of my recent grants.

RT @Afek7Afek: Exciting news! The Afek lab is up and running in the fantastic @WeizmannScience . We are now recruiting outstanding postdoct….