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@IfThenAnderson

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Brevity is not my forte.

Washington, DC
Joined January 2017
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@BienSur_JeTaime
Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙
2 years
Firehouse and Publix are baddie sandwich sisters. Panera is the bougie cousin that went to Howard and act better than everybody. Quiznos is the fave big cousin that went on to glory. Then there's sub way. The cousin you have to explain to people before they get there.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
Bunsen, BEAKER, and Bernoulli🇨🇦
2 years
What a difference a day makes. May this video fill you with wonder and joy.
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
2 years
This is a fabulous thread 😍
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
2 years
Happy #NationalPuppyDay ! Here’s a few of my favorite Scotchmallow pics from when she was <3 months.
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
2 years
And how is your day going?
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
I feel you, tiger.
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
@WhatTheADHD
sydni | what in the ADHD?
3 years
What is it like having ADHD and also trying to be an adult with responsibilities? GIFs only.
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IfThenAnderson
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@cassthomps
Cassandra L. Thompson
3 years
What movie have you watched more than 7 times? Answer with a gif
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IfThenAnderson
3 years
Profile pic vs pic your friend tags you in:
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@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
3 years
The Dogs of 2022
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
♥️🤍💛🖤🦀
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IfThenAnderson
3 years
It took her 2 minutes to put the lie to their “industrial strength” claim.
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
If you format colors in your coding, check out this site. You use the sliders to pinpoint the shade you want and it gives you the name/code to use in your script. I've only tested it in Google's Apps Script, tho. https://t.co/0582oAXm2r via @ColorHex
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@appodlachia
Appodlachia
3 years
Things you can say during leaf season and also in the bedroom.
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@OdedRechavi
Oded Rechavi
3 years
How your email finds me
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
Inattentive Milkshake 🧡😙👌
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@sethrosen
Seth Rosen
5 years
Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists
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@IfThenAnderson
IfThenAnderson
3 years
Pftsnerklol
@dataveld
David Eldersveld
3 years
So you take the data from the business and give it back to the business? Data Engineer: That’s right… So then I have to ask, why couldn’t the business just report off its own data? Data Engineer: Well, I’ll tell you why. Business users can’t be trusted with business data.
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