I spent two solid minutes looking for the white bird against the blue background, the icon that used to be for this app, and then I remembered that I needed to look for the dumb white X instead. 🙄 Apparently it’s been awhile since I checked this thing.

Does the spam texter think they can BOTHER me into clicking on their weird link with Xs and Qs by sending it multiple times? Like, she didn’t open the second or third text but I KNOW she will open the fourth?

I’m still calling it Twitter.

My husband really went old school with the Christmas movies he wants to show our daughters. 😂

If this is my last Tweet, it will at least be a cute one.

I might quit Twitter because my entire feed is about how terrible the world is and that everything is going to explode…or implode. I got on Twitter to follow weather forecasters and English teachers. 🤷🏼‍♀️

the glow up

Let’s counter this bullshit Republican talking point right now- Retweet this if you don’t have college debt but are happy for the people who are getting some help with their student debt.

This is Gambit. Everyone said the doggie paddle would come naturally to him. Turns out they were right. 13/10

Please watch. Please care. Please vote.

Yeti had achieved next-level relaxation.

There’s a ghost on the corner of 3rd and Broadway I noticed him the other day, as I made a left turn at the light. He wasn’t there a week ago. He must be new. Nobody I recognize, but then again, his face is blurry and indistinct. I look at him now, and I drive past. 1/

Apparently I had no faith in my ability to make it through 2021 because I did not buy any calendars for 2022.

At least a DECADE teaching this book 😳 @ADunn74 @chrislehmann

Can my New Year’s Resolution just be something easy, like flossing?

I have completed my challenge of 65 books!

We had an awesome speaker! So excited for this school year! @gcouros #ortingschools

Raise your hand if it was a good day.

Fully vaccinated!