After 12 hours of pumping, we unfortunately exploded his dick and balls with zero semen retrieval. It seems he was masturbating or having sexual intercourse on duty, which is strictly forbidden.
It has come to our attention that that a soldier has been taking advantage of our squad by faking injuries. He has been dishonorably discharged and our screening measures have been tightened.
My condolences to the family of IDF soldier Aschalwu Sama from the city of Petach Tikva who was killed by Hamas terrorists in Gaza.
He fought for Israel's right to exist l, free of terrorism and fear of events like
#October7massacre
May his memory be a blessing 🕯️💔🇮🇱
Sad that someone with an Israel flag in their display name does not know about our noble mission to save the lineage of our brave soldiers. Our squad works too hard to be ignored.
@bazingareborn
"collecting IDF cum to male sure more white Jewish babies are born" dude please leave your fetish out of this. Anyways Israel has never invaded Palestine
She pulled up in the morgue with a “do not extract” tag on her body bag. Sorry.
This has nothing to do with race there were other medical issues with her body that we cannot disclose.
Welcome to Israel
@JerrySeinfeld
.
Actor and comedian Jerry Seinfeld who landed in Israel today is expected to meet with the families of the hostages during his visit.
Thank you for your support 💙🇮🇱
Another sample collected then summarily discarded. This was not racially motivated, the sample was simply deemed “unclean” for purely scientific reasons.
My deepest condolences to Gadi Eizenkot the former chief of staff and the current member of Israel's war cabinet for the loss of his son Gal while fighting on the frontlines in Gaza.
A nation with leaders like this can't be defeated.
BREAKING: HAMAS LEADER ABU OBEDIA SAYS ISRAELI FORCES WEAR DIAPERS
Abu Obeida:
“The IOF is the only army in the world who wears diapers, more specifically pampers.”
Baruch Dayan HaEmet
This was 25 year old Sgt. First Class (res.) Joseph Yosef Gitarts of the 179th Reserve Armored Brigade’s 7029th Battalion from Tel Aviv who was killed in action in Gaza
May his memory be for a blessing
שוב פותחים את העיניים לבוקר שמתחיל בצורה הכי קשה ושוברת לב שיש עם עוד הודעות "הותר לפרסום" יחד עם תמונות של חללים גיבורים... תראו את החיוכים שלהם, כמה כאב ואיזה אובדן! סגן ירון אליעזר צ’יטיז, בן 23 מרעננה, סמ״ר איתי בוטון, בן 20, מפתח תקווה וסמ״ר אפרים יכמן, בן 21 מנווה דניאל.…
כ-100 שאיבות זרע בוצעו מחיילים ואזרחים שנהרגו מאז תחילת המלחמה: סא"ל נטלי ברדה ממחלקת הנפגעים בצה"ל חשפה בוועדת הבריאות בכנסת כי עד אתמול, בוצעו כ-70 שאיבות מחללים מאז תחילת התמרון הקרקעי בעזה. בסך הכול, מפרוץ המלחמה נערכו 88 שאיבות מחיילים שנפלו, ו-10 נוספות מאזרחים
@diklaaharon
One in eight widows of fallen soldiers since October 7 are pregnant, per
@N12News
.
Their children will be born without fathers, who fell defending their people from terrorists who burn and abduct babies.
☠️ The israeli admits an officer seriously wounded in a Hezbollah rocket attack on Friday has succumbed to his injuries.
🔻Staff Sgt. Daniel Nachmani, 21, of the 188th Armored Brigade's 71st Battalion.
I’m sorry you had to see this picture…
@BadEmpanada
@AvivaKlompas
We extracted the semen but now we are trying to find how to convert the semen to judaism. Or find a nice jewish mother who needs a donor.
Nine IDF soldiers fell in one day yesterday. May these heroes rest in peace. 💔
Roi Tal from Kfar Yehoshua
David Schwartz from Elazar
Yakir Hexter from Jerusalem
Gavriel Bloom from Beit Shemesh
Amit Moshe Shahar from Ramat Yohanan
Denis Krokhmalov Veksler from Beer Sheva…
⚡KARMA is a bitch
The Israeli soldier who took official approval from the competent authorities in the IDF to blow up an entire building in Gaza in order to give it as a "birthday gift" to his two-year-old daughter yesterday was killed by Hamas.
"This bombing is a gift to my…
We managed to extract this brave hero’s semen but high command told us to discard the sample for some reason.
We thank
@IOFCummandoH3H3
for working long and hard to secure the sample regardless.
loosing a friend is hard
loosing a friend who got murdered because he was Israeli serving his country is the worst feeling ever
I miss you Ohad
you did not deserve this
you are a hero
* جيش النطف*
حد عارف إن اسرا.ئيل لغت الاذن القضائي
لسحب نطفة (سائل منوي)من جنود جيش الاحتلال بعد مصرعهم ؟
طب عارفين ليه أهالي الجنود بيبقوا عايزين الجثة بسرعة حتى لو نتنياهو يتشال فيها
ليه ؟
الموضوع كبير وعامل قلق وشغل أساطير
بس دي حقيقة
القيود المفروضة على سحب النطف
اتلغت بسبب…
Baruch Dayan HaEmet
This was 21 year old Staff Sgt. Efraim Yachman of the Givati Brigade's Shaked Battalion from Neve Daniel who was killed in action in Gaza
May his memory be for a blessing
The son of one of Hamas’ leaders, Ismail Hanyeh, is buying expensive jewelry in Qatar shops while his brothers and sisters are suffering.
The son of one of Israel’s leaders, Gadi Eisenkot, fought and fell to protect his brothers and sisters.
Israel will win🇮🇱
☠️The israeli army admits the elimination of an officer killed in the Gaza Strip:
🔻Sgt. Maj. Adi Shani, 39, of the 6036th logistics unit's patrol company
I have no words. Heartbreaking. 💔
Israel had a difficult day yesterday with the fall of 21 IDF heroes in the war in Gaza. 17 names have been released.
Each life, a story of courage and sacrifice for our nation. We shall never forget their sacrifice.
🕯️Major General (res.)…
הלוחמים גל איזנקוט, בן 25 ויונתן דוד דיטש, בן 34, נפלו בקרב בהגנה על חיינו.
״אל תגידו בגת״ נאמר בתנ״ך.
כביכול לא לספר לאויב על האובדן שלנו, ״פן תעלוזנה בנות פלשתים״.
אך העובדה שרמטכ״ל צה״ל בעבר, וחבר קבינט המלחמה רא״ל (מיל) גדי אייזנקוט חינך את בנו-שלו להילחם למען הגנת…
Sorry for the lack of updates. We’ve been so overloaded that even the PR team have had to get our hands dirty working in the field. We are drowning in work and HQ has limited our ability to report.