Israel state - חשבון מדינת ישראל (parody)
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Don't panic, We are just targeting Hamas
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I'll open a lawsuit against the person behind these antisemitic memes
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Today, I received my DNA test results. The result proves that I'm an Ashkenazi Jew indigenous to the land of Israel.
This is our answer to the Anti-Semites who call us European Colonizers.
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Meet our Israeli protestors advocating for peace in streets
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@Israel
@cogatonline
Excuse the new admin please
He forgot that we bombed the Nuseirat Refuge camp and Nuseirat bakery in central gaza 4 months ago
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@Israel
Just 60 years ago we were bugging for a shelter in those countries, now we stole a country 💙
Never give up always chase your dreams.
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Refuting every claim we make is utterly antisemitic
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Which one do you love more?
I personally prefer the top right one.
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My favorite Israeli dictionary
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨
Hamas uses fast food to hide weapons because fast food is fast, which is hard for the
@IDF
to catch due to its speed 🚅
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My Polish father after stealing a Palestinian house in Sheikh Jarrah
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@netanyahu
Keep going Crime Minister, the US just rewarded us with another 26 billion dollar, they're fueling our crimes
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Staff Sergeant Abigail Windberg, She has ancient Jewish roots in the Kaifeng community in China.
She was stripped of her humanity and decided to join the
@IDF
army to defend our colonies in Palestine.
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I'll block anyone who says I'm German
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Meet Jessica, a 22 years old Israeli Chai praying for peace in Gaza
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨
These are not toys, these are weapons the
@IDF
found in baby incubators inside Al Shifa hospital.
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@Israel
Of course we will be happy!
I just came from Brooklyn, I stole a Palestinian house in the west bank, I have two passports, and I made the Palestinians miserable
#AmYisraelChai
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@JustLuai
Hitler and a Jewish girl happily smiling in germany.
This is the Nazi germany that the media doesn't show you.
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Me after seeing my DNA results
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I'm really proud to be a Zionist, This is our trademark!
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I can't believe we are losing against these Hamas bastards
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Those who didn't realize that we are anti Israel parody
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@benshapiro
I hate the fact that what we are doing in Gaza is more documented than the Holocaust!
We need to find solutions for this otherwise we will lose the social media war
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My brave son is Killing hamas bastards
Her son:
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We have the right to self-determination
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Our
@IDF
soldiers seem to love Hitler and Nazism, that explains their moralities in the battle field
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 ⚠️ 🚨
Israeli intelligence revealed that more than 7880 ants were directly involved in the 7th of October operation
🔴 Hamas used ants to dig their tunnels system and guard hostages
🔴 Ants were spotted celebrating the 7th of October operation
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Breaking records 💙
We are at the top of the list of the top paid actors in the world for 2024 💯
#AmYisraelChai
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Breaking 🚨⚠️
Again this is what we have found in a random house in Gaza.
No words.
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨
This is what the
@IDF
found in a random house in Gaza
🔴 Hamas are using the Israeli flag to wipe their butt, which means " we will wipe out the only Jewish state Israel"
🔴 This toilet paper is produced in a large scale, which means "we…
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@YosephHaddad
@Reuters
You're no longer useful for us as a propagandist
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@DrLoupis
@MannieMighty1
You're antisemitic, the Jews have the right to self-determination and they should control countries the way they want!!
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Dear Pajeets, After building the third temple, we will build toilets for you as a reward for your phull support 💙
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The question is for Pro-palestinians, is it because we are Jews?
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My account is hacked by hamas
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@HananyaNaftali
Hey Naftalie, we said 1200 last time, let's unite our propaganda otherwise no one will believe us
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Thank you our indian friends 💙 🇮🇳
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🚨 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞rs
Qualifications:
🔴 4 years experience in diaper industry
🔴 No moralities, no humanity
🔴 Willing to fight in the Front Lines
Note: We pay good.
#hiringalert
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My son keeps asking me the same question everyday, while I totally ignore the answer.
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Us after we take Lebanon, Egypt, Syria, Jordan and Iraq
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An iconic picture of an Israeli dinosaur in the mount of Jerusalem 66 million years ago.
#AmYisraelChai
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