If we’re skipping your city it’s because we have warrants for our arrest there.
Most likely public intoxication related but I can’t speak to the variety of the charges.
‘Emo bands need to bring back ridiculously long song titles that don’t make sense’
No they don’t. They chose their path. Some of us never abandoned the culture.
‘They named this song Featuring Mark Hoppus, like the guy from Blink-182. Though, Mark isn’t actually on the track. Funny thing is though, he noticed and then asked if he could feature on one of their future songs.’
Stoked to announce we’re doing a headlining tour
Support from
@HeartAttackMane
@SpanishLuvSongs
and
@benquadok
Spotify Presale: Tuesday, Aug 1 @ 12PM EST
pw: WWIW
Artist Presale: Thursday, Aug 3 @ 12PM EST
pw: Noshoes
General On Sale: Friday, Aug. 4 @ 12 PM EST
Hot Mulligan: *a song about capitalism and the rapid decline of society for young adults as a result of what we were taught and what was done by generations prior*
The fans:
Can’t determine if our fans consist more of teenagers who are down bad or 30 year olds who miss the the glory days of emo and wish they could feel again
We hear you. We see you. And, we understand.
Many Hot Mulligan fans (thot mulligans) are expressing that they are lactose intolerant.
The truth is, we’ve been waiting for this moment—your death.
Hot Mulligan and all of their fans have been a stain on this earth for too long
I told a customer I liked his Trash Boat hoodie and he told me he’s been super into Hot Mulligan lately as well
Thanks man, here’s your Turkey Tom no tomato
I used to spend hours on hours driving absolutely nowhere late at night with my friends while listening to Real Friends and more.
I hope some of you do the same with our music.
Those nights will always be amongst some of my most important and favorite memories.
In an effort to bring awareness to our album dropping May 12, we’ve released this special merch item for a limited time only. This item is special to us because it speaks in conjunction with the subject matter of the record, but most importantly reminds us of whence we came.
Been seeing a few “hey I thought you guys sucked, but now I think you’re pretty good” posts lately.
Glad you like it now; sorry you got dumped before Christmas.
Our sophomore LP, You’ll Be Fine, is available everywhere now on
@nosleeprecords
.
This record is very important to us, and we hope you like it as much as we do.
Been on tour with
@waterparks
. Finally met
@awsten
. Asked them what’s wrong.
He said, ‘I don’t know. As if I care.’
Then he spat in my face and started driving our bus away with all of our gear in there?
Lol. Never meet your idols :/ worst fan experience I’ve ever had
It is incredibly weird to receive any amount of praise from select people after a certain amount of time being in a band. Family and other people that weren’t there for the come up love to talk you up once there’s something they can brag about, but it’s not lost on me that so
One time the princess peach girl who I actually only went out with a couple times messaged me to let me know her new boyfriend said it’s one of his favorite songs and then she unfollowed me
s/o the local Michigan band that was all in their 30s and wrote a diss track on us when we were all 19-21 bc they opened for us and they said ‘they just think they’re so cool’
Like yeah bro, I did kinda. I was 19 and playing shows is cool. I hope you wallow in your Ls
Gonna say this one time and one time only because it sucks to let people down so frequently when met with this request, but we will not under any circumstance sign, draw, or write anything for you to get tattooed on your body. Thanks for understanding.