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Hey guys I’m launching a hostile takeover bid to merge ALL bands that exist. Waterparks merged w MCR, Foxy Shazam, 5SOS, Chloe Moriondo, Heart Attack Man, FOB, Bad Suns, IDKHow, Hunny, Zeph, De’Wayne, Plain White T’s, twenty one pilots, Jhariah, more Deal set to take effect 2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALREADY DARK AT 4:27PM? FUCK GLOBAL WARMING MAN

NOW REMAKE LOST WITH THEM CAST AS JACK AND SAWYER

EXTENDED ANY MINUTE NOW VERSE 2 SAID SOME OF MY FRIENDS JUST STARTED HAVING KIDS YOU CANNOT IMAGINE HOW INSANE TO ME THAT IS BECAUSE I REMEMBER WATCHING HIM KILL TAMAGOTCHIS NOW WHY DO I FEEL PRESSURE FROM THIS https://t.co/gjPWXvvHAo

WHO GIVES A SHIT

ALL DAY YESTERDAY GEOFF WAS LIKE MAN I NEED A HOLO CHARIZARD GOD I WANT IT SO BAD AND I OPENED THAT SHIT IN A BOOSTER PACK RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM LMAO HE WENT TO BED MAD AS HELL

IT’S DECEMBER. WENT TO THE MALL, MET THE MAN. PLAYING ST LOUIS TODAY, DENVER AND SLC NEXT! WHAT DO U WANT FOR CHRISTMAS BABY tickets: https://t.co/aqtylsZZq4

THEY GOT 3 AI HIMBO KURT COBAINS???? AND HE’S WEARING HIS OWN MERCH IM CRYING MAN

MAN FUCK THE MALL THAT IS NOT ARIANA GRANDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF I HAD A HAUNTED DOLL LIKE ANNABELLE ID BE SHOOTIN AIRSOFT PELLETS AT ITS HEAD IN THE BACKYARD

~*I HATE AWSTEN KNIGHT SO BAD *~

TOO MANY ARTISTS TOO COMFORTABLE WITH IT, JUST TO BE CLEAR IT’S FUCK AI IN MUSIC. FUCK @SUNO AND EVERYONE INVOLVED. ART HAS NEVER NEEDED SHORTCUTS. ART DOESN’T NEED TECHBROS. NOTHING YOU “PROMPT” WILL EVER BE WORTH SHIT AND IF YOU NEED A COMPUTER TO WRITE YOU’RE EMBARRASSING.

CHICAGO RULES SO MUCH MAN I LOVE CHICAGO THANK U CHICAGO YOU’RE THE MAN CHICAGO, STAY BLESSED CHICAGO, WHEN IM BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL IT OR WHATEVER DJO SAID #CHICAGO

is that not the same fucking person

LADY SAW ME AND I DIPPED SO FAST HELL NO KEEP YOUR SNAKES AWAY FROM ME MAN CHICAGO IS SO WEIRD!!!!!!!! ALSO WATERPARKS IN CHICAGO AT SALT SHED TMRW MAN

WENT IN TO HOTEL AND THERE’S FOR REAL A GATHERING OF SOME CULT TYPE SHIT IN ONE OF THE BANQUET ROOMS I PEEKED IN AND THEYRE FOR REAL ROCKING BACK AND FORTH AND CHANTING AND CLAPPING AT NOTHING, NO MUSIC, NOT A SONG, I TOOK A VID BUT I’M NOT POSTING - @MNIGHTSHYAMALAN GET HERE NOW

For christmas I don’t want any material gifts, I just need a few of you to drag out the founders of suno and make them swallow rocks until everything goes dark

ok but lemme guess, I’M the weird one for saying I’d smash the haunted grandma

TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓