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I'm not scared to die But I am afraid they will play all the wrong songs at my funeral

Looks like Trump face has 25,000+ cases.

We have proven that if the movie “A Quiet Place” happened, Americans would be out in the street with fucking tap dance shoes on

Told y’all mofux I was gonna get #wap #wingsandpoutine @MeghanIsAJoke @jeremypysher

By Meghan DePonceau https://t.co/GKHbIEYa16

OMG! @HotBunsPodcast 's own @sarahmben curated a book featuring writing by so many amazing Denver Comedians! 100% of profits will be split between Black Lives Matter 5280 and The Denver Justice Project. https://t.co/oevMRs1Hby

Hot Bun's own @sarahmben curated a book featuring writing by so many amazing Denver Comedians! 100% of profits will be split between Black Lives Matter 5280 and The Denver Justice Project. https://t.co/EIHYntDoAM

The worst part about dating a ska musician is discovering their checkered past.

“But I told him ‘don’t worry, bud, I’m like a bee; I'm way more scared of you than you are of me, so I’ll only shoot you if I think maybe you are considering even kind of having a weapon on you.’ And that was a great friendship.” By @hannahjonescool https://t.co/EKPxTSRxWT

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"Most bookstores exist to spread education, stories, information and knowledge in general through the love of literature. We exist because we like getting money." By @DarthVaderploeg

Read @WestishNews It makes other people's faces less punchable

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No Proof Eastern Colorado Exists By @badCodyUllrich One-hundred pedestrians on 16th Street were asked to name a single Colorado town east of Fort Morgan. Zero polled had an answer. https://t.co/i0hOYiihQE

If the medical professionals briefing our President on the number of deaths due to Covid-19 would call them all "Trump Supporters" "2,000 Trump Rally Attendees died yesterday Mr. President" We will have a national plan within the week.

"These tests might not give you correct coronavirus results, but they will get you high... VERY HIGH" explains Dispensary Owner Bill Meyers, “I just took one a half hour ago, and I feel great. I can’t wait to take another test later.” https://t.co/MsX5I6hlBd By @MeghanIsAJoke

Reopen the economy! Don't wear masks! Just write THOUGHTS & PRAYERS in permanent marker on your face instead

Who doesn't need a laugh right now? @DavidASachs spoke to the comedians behind @WestishNews, Denver's Onion-style satirical news site. You might have seen their headline, “Lakeside Amusement Park to Reopen: ‘Why Would We Suddenly Care About Safety Now?'”