unCORKED Comedy Show
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Comedy show for all palates. Every Tuesday 8pm @Infinite_Chimp in Denver, CO. hosted by @MeghanIsAJoke
Denver, CO
Joined February 2017
Excited to announce @WestishNews is Live! Thanks to @hannahjonescool Fake Denver News. Mile high lies. 300 days of satire a year. Please follow on Facebook / Instagram & Twitter for your daily dose of Mile High Mockery. https://t.co/Msm4yWZbs2
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I'm not scared to die But I am afraid they will play all the wrong songs at my funeral
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If you love your local mom & pop shops #saverestaurants has been added to the revised HEROES ACT in the house Share & tag your reps to help pass it @RepDianaDeGette
@CoryGardner
@MichaelBennet
@JoeNeguse
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Civil war in 6 months Real life Handmaid's Tale in 4 years Nuggets in 7
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We have proven that if the movie “A Quiet Place” happened, Americans would be out in the street with fucking tap dance shoes on
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UNCORKED IS BACK! Tuesdays 8pm @Infinite_Chimp SOCIALLY DISTANCED Pre sale tickets only #denver
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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a yoga instructor with a pussy #defundthepolice
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Kanye is declaring his presidency bid too late to be on the ballot in a lot of states. I wouldn't count him out though, based on his success with Late Registration. #Kanye2020 #KanyeWest #kanyewest2020
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The worst part about dating a ska musician is discovering their checkered past.
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Today’s my cheat day, unfortunately I don’t have a wife anymore
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heading south to start performing back alley vasectomies
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“But I told him ‘don’t worry, bud, I’m like a bee; I'm way more scared of you than you are of me, so I’ll only shoot you if I think maybe you are considering even kind of having a weapon on you.’ And that was a great friendship.” By @hannahjonescool
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