HorrorGirlProblems (Angel Melanson)
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Whimsically macabre. Putting the romance back in necromancy. Goth Ducky 💚🦇 Building a horror empire, join me. I am your density. | | | | |Editor @FANGORIA .com
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The Pride fundraiser seems to becomes increasingly important each year. Yeah. Each year. This shit ain’t new. And it’s put on by folks doing it for the right reasons. Not for profit, clout, or approval. Anyway… let’s break the fucking record.
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Aubrey Plaza and Kat Dennings in the same week
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You guys. My parents are out of control.
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN is HEATHERS for goths who grew up reading Poe and Shelley. (And for those who wish they did). A goth teen dream.
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I came for the Neve and stayed for the Sweet Tooth. Was *not* expecting quite this level of horror, cannibalism and carnage in TWISTED METAL. An absolute brutal blast.
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If someone had never used Shudder, what are the three movies you'd show them RIGHT NOW?
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This is the culmination of so much blood, sweat, tears and more tears. Years and years in the making. Worked my ass off to make the life I was after, grateful for every single person along the path who has supported, encouraged, championed and loved me 💚🙏🏽
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When an installment in a horror movie franchise includes “The Final Chapter” in the title...
Narrator: It was not.
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Horror is such a personal thing, it’s always so weird to me when people want to talk shit about someone else finding something scary. One of the hardest questions people ask me is when they ask for “scariest movie” recommendations. I’m gonna have follow up questions.
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I do imagine Brad Pitt five feet in front of you is at least mildly alarming, like staring directly into the sun, making you lose your train of thought for at least a moment
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I always think it’s weird when people think going to the movies alone or out to eat alone is *weird* so there’s that.
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Guys! Dad did it! And now we need a name for my new little brother 💀
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What’s your favorite Fleetwood Mac song outside of Dreams and Landslide?
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I don't need your astrology sign, just tell me your SCREAM franchise rankings. (JK give me your sign, too.)
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If you creeps wanna watch a HorrorGirl show, I will of course host it 😂📺💚
I think it’s time
@shudder
bit the bullet and gave
@HorrorGirlProbs
her own platform to do her thing on their feed regular-like.
She’s a great face for
@FANGORIA
and monster kids all around. Charming and energetic, with a genuine love for what she does.
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Thirteen minutes into Fear Street Part 1 and can’t stop SCREAMING ABOUT THE SOUNDTRACK
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I’m not ashamed to admit
#TheFirstOmen
horrified me to the point that I had to come home and fall asleep watching cartoons. Arkasha Stevenson has crafted a beautiful nightmare and we need more Nell Tiger Free in everything, please.
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My nephew just called me to ask if he should sign up for Shudder. Could not give more of a resounding FUCK YES. If anyone here is wondering the same thing… a resounding fuck yes.
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One year ago, I stole away for a little extended writing retreat. My life was at a crossroads, filled mainly with very stressful question marks but it felt like a precipice. On the verge of something. And then I got the call asking if I’d like to join FANGORIA full time.
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You think this is a fuckin’ costume? This is a way of life 😤
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Tell me this doesn’t look like the opening sister ceremony to some wild Midsommar style shit
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If I wear a blue shirt and dance like this all night, will people understand?
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1) I love The Weeknd 2) He’s also my fave giallo killer
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Likely the only thing I’ll say on this because I don’t like to give toxic shit oxygen. As your resident Fango lesbian it sucks to see shit like this. Really and truly. But grateful to work for a company who doesn’t back down from bullies and bigots.
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2022: the year I met Neve Campbell. 🔪🔪🔪😆
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Car full of dudes bein’ creeps in the grocery store parking lot, lurking, revving engine, yelling shit out the window, waiting/more lurking. And I’m just wondering…in what fucking universe they think anyone would find that charming? Cool? Not horror movie creep shit? Do better.
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LGBTQ+ Horror bloggers, vloggers, writers, creators please raise your hand. Everyone else please tag your faves 👇🏽
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HOLY SHIT! First episode of the new season of Creepshow is incredible. Screaming with joy.
@Shudder
out here killin it 🔥
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This has been an exhausting day, trying to figure out anything and everything to save my girl. Thank you for all the love and support, if you’re able to donate anything at all or even share the link, Ookie and I would really appreciate it 💚
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Oh no. Is it happening? The Hartnett’ing?
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My heart feels like it’s in more pieces than I could ever collect on my own. Luckily I don’t have to. Thanks to everyone who has let me break apart while holding me together with so much love.
Frankenstein Boo Melanson
My fox. My rose. My bat.
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What are your ultimate crying movies? Some of my greatest hits:
Titanic
Romeo & Juliet
Love Actually
Selena
The Notebook
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Big Fish
Edward Scissorhands..
I’m sure I’m missing some sobby bangers
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One of my favorite parts of the epic
@FANGORIA
archive issues… these mail order ads 😍 I think
@kinky_horror
would appreciate this one 😆
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SCREAMing, crying, throwing up. Kirby is BACK!
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During lockdown I’ve been taking dance lessons at the Deadfuck School of Dance
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While researching things I could do, realized it might be helpful to some of you as well, so put all links so far into a post. I'll update as I come across more.
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Snack perfection 👌🏽 First batch ‘o the season 🎃
#TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob
@kinky_horror
#childrenofthecandycorn
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No.
I *love* her.
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I’m sorry, but are you telling me Annie was expected to cook for 50 children + ten counselors on this tiny stove?
#FridayThe13th
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Any fans of 2001: A Space Odyssey? I’ve tried so many times and have yet to make it very far. Maybe in a theater, undivided attention, captive audience would help?
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Look who’s home! And you all raised 100% of the funds. Rollercoaster of emotions this week, particularly in the last 24 hours but gratitude above all. Thank you for making this possible and bringing my girl home to me. More updates to follow but for now just… thank you. 💚
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This is not a drill! We are in double-digit territory, folks! Happy 99 days to Halloween 🎃💚🦇
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Happy 90th birthday to the boy who changed my life when we first met, all those years ago 💚😊Karloff, Whale and Pierce blowin’ minds through the ages ⚡️
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Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing over it in your head
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing over it in your head,
#filmtwitter
!
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“Have you ever watched a horror movie that made you cry?”
Lots. This one destroys me no matter how many times I’ve seen it.
Have you ever watched a horror movie that made you cry and if so, which one?
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Weirdest game I’ve ever played. Do you guys know this one? Took me a minute to figure out I was supposed to just shoot the flesh off of my shackled prisoners in my torture chamber.
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Watching SCREAM 2 and during Randy’s “A lot of shit happens at the movies” bit I couldn’t help but scream “Fuuuck me, I wanted to grow up to be Sidney… I grew up to be Randy!” Sid/Randy lovechild?
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Who’s your favorite lesbian character in horror? Horror movie/show or horror adjacent
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In 2021
@FANGORIA
asked me to host the
#ChainsawAwards
virtual red carpet and it was a dream come true. In 2022 I was at Fango full time, hosted the pre-show and even popped in for the main event. 2023 I’ve finagled my way onto the red carpet and I guess we’ll see what else 😝🩸
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Tell me your favorite Halloween episode from a series. A well crafted Halloween episode is my kink. 🎃
I want to taste the candy corn through the screen 👻
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‘Ol Leatherface Phil. We did our own stunts. Hire us for your horror films.
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Happy happy birthday
@kinky_horror
!!! 🎂💀🎃💚
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to THE LAST DRIVE-IN co-host and Fango contributor Diana "Darcy the Mail Girl" Prince!
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Spill your guts. Tell people you love ‘em when you love ‘em. Don’t wait on that shit.
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I severely underestimated The Chain
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Quick update: Ookie is out of surgery and did so well. Surgeon was shocked it hadn’t ruptured, but she is a mythical miraculous beast. Overwhelmed with all the support so far and so grateful for you all 💚
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Took this silly photo as a joke for my nephew, turns out I actually like it.
Holy hell thank you for the tremendous outpouring of love this week. You all are amazing, I came to rep hard for you horror fam, hope you felt it major 💚🦇 My heart is overflowing. Appreciate you all
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V/H/S/99 is now streaming on
@Shudder
and it’s a hell of a good time. Best enjoyed with Totino’s pizza rolls.
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This quote + this image on a t-shirt NOW. Official movie merch.
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And she’s back! Ookie the now Stitch-less Wonder!
Sweet girl is getting her sutures out this morning 🙏🏽
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I do believe there is something to an abundance of focused good vibes and positive, hopeful energy. Taking my girl in for emergency surgery so please send all the good vibes you can muster Ookie’s way 💚
We’ve years of adventures ahead of us yet.
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It can’t rain all the time 🐦⬛🖤Stay safe out there on Devil’s Night.
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Reposting this to wish a v happy birthday to Friday The 13th, Part IV: The Final Chapter. Deadfuck Forever! 🥳💚
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The best humans raise others up and give folks a chance to shoot their shot. There is no greater example of this than birthday boy
@PhilNobileJr
Wish him a happy birthday and make sure you spell CHAIN SAW as two words when referring to the OG, in his honor 🤘🏽The greatest 💚
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I know *most* things about witches 😉 Someday I’ll take a new SUSPIRIA tribute pic, this is not that day. Happy U.S. birthday to one of my absolute all time faves, dripping in gorgeousity. A whole meal for the ojos 🔪🔪
Do you know anything about witches?
This day in 1977: Dario Argento's masterpiece SUSPIRIA was released in the U.S.
The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film. Are the first 80.
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Happy Devil’s Night. It can’t rain all the time 🖤
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Hey gang, is this too underdressed for
@fantasticfest
??
We're thrilled to announce that the legendary Malcolm McDowell
@McDowellMalc
will be joining us this year to receive a well-deserved Lifetime Achievement Award🎉
@leonardmaltin
and
@jessiemaltin
will be hosting a special Maltin On Movies conversation with him at the fest.
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The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is… they’re dead.
Thrill me. Sleepy, disheveled post-wedding girl
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Happy September, creepies! And now I get more powerful by the day, until I meet this season’s final spooky bitch form ✨🎃👻💚🦇
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Charcuterie is my jam so my dad made me a completely custom board 😭😭 And my parents gave me a spread to properly break her in 💚💚🦇
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“I’m gonna’ take you on a date. We’re gonna eat cheeseburgers and listen to The Pixies. And make out. And have the best night of our gawdamn lives.” - my new dating profile headline, thanks
#fearstreet
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Happy birthday to one of my most beloved 💚🔪🔪🔪
From the first minute to the last minute, it's a nerve-shattering experience!
In 1977, Dario Argento's horror masterpiece, SUSPIRIA, was released in the US on this day.
Do you know anything about witches?
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I almost threw up in
@HorrorNights
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER and more tales, sights, (no smells) from opening night coming to the Fango site soon!
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*creepy flash bulb sound effect*
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Fangirling harder than Marjory Stewart-Baxter and Hubert Cumberdale combined! Salad Fingers at CreepIE Con 💚 Not a nettle in sight
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What’s your fave horror movie you’ve ever watched with a crowd? Or one you *wish* you could watch with fellow creeps? (“crowd” does not include all the weird bare feet theater nightmares you all were posting about 😣)
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“We could be having Halloween eight times a year” motion to get on board with the Celtic calendar, please
#TheLastDriveIn
#BlackSunday
@kinky_horror
@therealjoebob
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Here to tell you beautiful creeps: Dreams really do come true 💚🦇🥺
Join us in wishing a happy birthday to
@horrorgirlprobs
herself, Angel Melanson! Fango’s Digital Editor, the host of Convo x Fango and The Terror Television, and VP of Spooky Fun Vibes and Positive Energy at Fango HQ.💚
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It seems I have a mosquito bite on my ankle, so…
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Dad gifted me his old 35mm Pentax, I found two rolls of undeveloped film in the camera/case. Going to have it developed as a surprise for my parents, but just stopped to ask myself… Is this a dangerous game I’m playing? 🤔😳😂
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Can’t begin to explain what it feels like to read shit like this. Angry of course but goddamn it’s hurtful, I wish “painful” was not the prevailing emotion, it’s a strange thing to think anyone outside of myself + my partner would have the audacity to think they’d have a say.
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Update! Hospital said Ookie is already eating a bit, no fever, and being prepped for discharge this afternoon!!! 😭🙏🏽 Our girl is gonna be a-okay, gang 💚
This has been an exhausting day, trying to figure out anything and everything to save my girl. Thank you for all the love and support, if you’re able to donate anything at all or even share the link, Ookie and I would really appreciate it 💚
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The hate has been LOUD, but you’ve already been hard at work drowning it out with love and support. Let’s break the fuckin’ record.
@FANGORIA
Pride Shirts pre-order is live! Big thanks to
@frightrags
100% of profits going to
@lgbtcenterorl
Get yours:
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Once upon a time I came out, took off running headlong into happiness and never looked back 💚 Whether you’re out or not quite there yet - you are seen, loved and supported. Take it at your own speed, write your own story.
#NationalComingOutDay
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This bitch is BOOSTED (and pale) and feeling much better about breathing on my fam this holiday season 💉💚
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Sorry I didn’t see your tweet,
I’m over my minutes.
Twitter is temporarily limiting the amount of posts a user can read daily, Elon Musk announces:
• Verified accounts: 6000 posts/day
• Unverified accounts: 600 posts/day
• New unverified accounts: 300 posts/day
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