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Start at Houndstooth. Get the stone buenaveza. Get another. Get another. Walk to quick grill. Order the messy fries with extra ranch. Eat them with your hands. Head west. Bypass Innis and laugh at the people who paid cover. End up at Jackie’s. Have a White Russian.
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Mark Sears is going to go down as one of the greatest athletes to ever wear crimson at The University. Just a kid from Muscle Shoals.
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Auburn fans trying to explain why the guy who just went undefeated against AP top 10 teams, won the Sugar Bowl against Texas, and is one of the best offensive minds in college football isn’t a good coach
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95% was Bama btw🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Need an episode of scared straight but it’s Tony Brown and Reuben Foster screaming at the defense in the meeting room while holding pitbulls on leashes
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With the NC State loss Alabama has officially become one of the final 3 teams remaining in the NCAA tournament. That is the farthest a team from the state of Alabama has ever gone in the NCAA tournament.
The second closest run was Auburn in 2019, who made the final four.
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How to guard
-two hands on the ball handler always
-if they start to turn the corner hip check them
-If they try to create separation hip check the ball handler
-If the ball handler picks up their dribble, slap their arm from above
Masterclass
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Number of trees killed:
Harvey Updyke - a couple
Jimmy Rane - billions.
The hypocrisy is unreal.
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This is pretty embarrassing, even for Georgia.
Can’t imagine a Bama player yelling,“I’M 4-0 COACH!” after winning a rivalry game.
Forget the fact that it’s a team sport, the first thought was a personal record. What a difference in culture.
#RollTide
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Our defensive coordinator got arrested last night and somehow the barn is still in worse shape
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Mark Sears had 25/9/4 this game
For the Bama fans talking about Mark Sears owning KD (one in particular) This is what happened the last time they played and Auburn won the game lol
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BAMA FANS:
Drew Timme still has 2 years of eligibility (Grad Transfer + Covid Year).
He took an official visit to Alabama.
How would you feel about Timme Time in Tuscaloosa👀👀👀
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Crazy way of saying 7 double-digit losses in 3 years
Tennessee is 7-0 coming off a double-digit loss under Josh Heupel… just saying
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I know they lost but don’t let Payton Thorne’s performance go unnoticed
5-16🔥🔥
91 yds‼️🙏
2 ints👀👀
They lost tonight, but Auburn’s QB looks primed for a big revenge tour next year😈
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The closest Brandon Miller ever came to committing a crime
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Auburn’s AD after having to pay Hardin’s buyout, on top of Gus’ buyout, on top of Bruce’s new contract
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Brandon Miller, a 20 year old superstar who would could’ve had a fun night out after a huge blowout win and 30 point game, decided to be the designated driver for his friends instead. His friend made a stupid decision, and he’s getting his name dragged for it. Horrific journalism
Far and away the most complete and compelling second-by-second account of that fateful morning in January.
Don’t miss this one.
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UConn fans when another fanbase has the audacity to have fun on twitter and hopes that their favorite team wins a basketball game
12 bookmarks from a fanbase who has proven they don't know ball and thinks that speed is what will end UConn. Amazing.
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Is it really?
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Tonight
Brandon Miller:
- 35 pts
- 41.7% 3PT
- 6 reb
- 3 stocks
Jabari Smith:
- 3 pts
- 25% fg
- 5 fouls
- 19 min of cardio
Levels
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Mizzou went 0-18 in conference and has as many Q1 wins as Auburn
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So true while we’re on the subject here’s my favorite play JQ ever made
JQ plays for your team… I don’t want to hear about “toxic”
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The fact that Missouri is the 4-seed in the SEC tells you the state of the conference. This also tells you that Alabama “won” a down year in the conference yet again.
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Grant stole the show but we lose by double digits without Rylan last night. Guarded their best players all night long and had 19/4/1 on 5-8 from deep.
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What’s Bruce Pearl’s record vs. the guy who’s got an X over him
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Sure Will Wade got a technical but at least there isn’t an active federal investigation into him and his basketball program
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Talking trash while photoshopping your logo on to our coach that you wish you had is crazy
The Texas Longhorns are gonna hand this man his worst loss at home during his entire coaching tenure at Bama this Saturday.
#ThisIsTexas
#HookEm
🤘🏽
#TEXvsBAMA
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Not enough
@JarinStevenson
flowers being given. Biggest game of the year, and a kid who should still be in high school absolutely stepped up in the biggest possible way. Gonna be a monster when it’s all said and done
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Oh buddy let me tell you about Dothan, AL
idk why but the way ann arbor is almost perfectly contained by a single highway loop around the edge of the city is just so funny to me. are there any other north american cities like this
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What are we actually looking at here
Alabama guard Mark Sears was not named a finalist for the Jerry West award, after being snubbed for the Bob Cousy award finalist list yesterday.
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The fact that Auburn Basketball has won a championship in 4 of the last 6 seasons (covid season excluded) is absurd. Happy Birthday
@coachbrucepearl
we appreciate you.
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Anyways, here’s John Petty setting the then record for most 3PT FG’s in a game against LSU his senior year
It just be funny cause you bitches have so much to say about our players but nobody said nun when Oats ruined John Petty & JD. lol
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@JoeGaither6
@GriffenRylan
this is very nice of you, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that you can go ahead and get out of the portal now
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Nate Oats when Bruce Pearl plays Johni Broome at the 1 and Labaron Philon is forced to guard him (those are the rules)
Bama went to get Cliff so Johni wouldn’t cook Nelson anymore only for Johni to play the 4 and cook him again while Dylan plays the 5 with Cliff
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These were better imo
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“Cormac Ryan what are your plans now that your 15 year college career is over?”
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You’re telling me will anderson just cooked an nfl right tackle like it was nothing but only got held one time all of last year? Ok
The Bama NFL staff have been reprimanded for not posting Will Anderson first career sack on Sunday and he was held on the play. Great debut
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Last nights crowd in Coleman of 9,073 would leave a grand total of 48 empty seats in Auburn’s Cracker Jack box
The fact that no one is at this game actually makes me mad. And it’s not even my team.
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Whole fanbase wanted a “Scoot Henderson” we haven’t forgotten
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Number of tournaments won in the month of March since they’ve both been in the SEC
Nate Oats: 2
Bruce Pearl: 0
Until Nate Oats wins in March I’m not worried ab him 🤷🏻♂️
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No disrespect to Scoot but I can’t believe people watched him do this and were about to jump off a bridge after he got picked over a 6’0 point guard from the G-League
Considering all of the circumstances, one of the most truly remarkable performances I’ve ever seen in a sport before
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How it’s gonna feel when I see Bill Obrien’s name on the Epstein client list
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Told a UConn fan today that I’m looking forward to the game and he shot me in the kneecaps and is now holding my son for ransom
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Chuck saying “Alabama’s the best team in the country” is going to hit so different tonight
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The last two point guards Alabama took from mid majors turned out pretty well. Excited to see what Aden can do at a program with better resources next year🔥
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Ain’t no way he posted a poultry science degree they are not beating the cow college accusations😭😭😭😭
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Nate Oats once scheduled a game against the actual Chinese men’s national team during a preseason foreign tour, the man is truly sick in the head
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@barstoolsports
Here I’ve attached a picture of Jalen Hurts doing something he never did at the University of Oklahoma
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“I promise I won’t cry, it’s just a single frame from a tv show”
The frame:
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Imagine having to have a get back tour because you couldn’t beat Yale
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Still thinking about how Grant dunked on Clingan so hard that they just stopped the game
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The 2022-23 Alabama men’s basketball team was better, but when the 20-21 team was clicking it was something else. The feeling I had watching John Petty hit 700 three pointers vs. a Will Wade LSU team on the road has to be the closest thing on earth to being high on crack cocaine
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Been reliably told by barners this kid can’t be a fan because he didn’t go to school there
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No one has made more money off of the death of Jamea Harris than Joseph Goodman of al dot com
The NCAA Tournament is in Birmingham. For the family of Jamea Harris, the presence of Alabama basketball in the city is a source of pain and trauma. Birmingham was Harris' hometown.
Joseph Goodman: Family of Jamea Harris can't avoid Alabama basketball
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Literally all you had to do was not lose to South Carolina by 30 points
Alabama’s best wins are a one-point win over a horrible Texas, a six-point win over a falling apart Ole Miss, and a four-point win over a worst-in-the-SEC Texas A&M. Yet, they’re still going to be ranked above us with the same record.
Please tell me Bama bias doesn’t exist.
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Good morning, enjoy this video of JQ owning Auburn’s best player. Let’s go win another SEC championship next week.
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Me too! This is my favorite Grant Nelson shot:)
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Three players drafted and finishing 10th in the conference is crazyyyyyy
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Bruce Pearl: Alright CBM good play! Don’t do anything stupid to cost your team the game!
CBM:
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Hilarious the circus surrounding Brandon Miller (accused of no crimes) last season versus how people don’t say a word about Terrance Shannon (accused of crimes) this year
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Seth and Jaheim nicer than me, I would’ve been doing that Fortnite dance in his face ngl
Walter Nolen leaves the field in tears.
With six sacks you know this defense wanted this one badly. Alabama escapes 26-20.
#Aggies
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Nate Oats beats blue bloods in recruiting because his system is better than theirs, straight up. Our NIL collective is fine, but UK/MSU/Arky etc. can pay more. He's just straight up beating them out for blue chips because his system is that much better, and he doesnt get tired.
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I watched auburn fans gas up KD Johnson for 3 years like he was a good player, do not let them tell you they didn’t want Aden back
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I know for a fact that a school with a 37% graduation rate is not talking about spelling
Im pretty proud of the people calling us a community college and overrated… I didnt know Bama fans could spell
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Oats has the best eye for guard talent in the country, and it’s not really close. He basically just told Pearl he doesn’t know how to use Aden lmao
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They hate you, Biz.
They say you’re a bust, Biz.
They switched up on you, Biz.
How will you respond, Biz?
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Imagine a 3 year rotation piece leaves and the best you can do for him is memes cause he has like 3 highlights and lost you countless games
In honor of KD, gunna drop a thread of the many great Memes he brought us
I’ll start with the picture that started it all
Reply with yours here 👇
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Good day everyone, Jahvon Quinerly plays basketball today
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This is going to send the new hoops arena to 2030 isn’t it
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Oh sweet so about the same size
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This is one crazy banner for a participation trophy
@DJSlayerRelic
@HoopsOnlyGump
Thats definitely don't count. That's like handing out participation trophies 😭😭😂😂I can tell how yall were as kids.
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JQ still has that fanbase in a vice grip
GOT TO SMOKE THAT JQ PACK IN PERSON LMAOOOO
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There will be no KD Johnson hate from me. I hope he plays at Auburn forever! Should see big minutes in every Auburn game
Never realized exactly how many people hate this Man until this week😭 he lives in so many heads
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I would trade every national championship in the Saban era to lose 15 straight times to my biggest rival then finally beat them in the regular season in year 16
Alabama has the best coach in CFB history. They have every financial advantage. They have the SEC offices hand them breaks left and right.
But they’ll never have this feeling.
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Jabari Smith on the 22-60 rockets: 12/7/1, 30% 3PT
Brandon Miller on the 20-60 hornets: 17/4/2, 37% 3PT
Dude been ballin’ all year. Easy to do on a 20-60 ball club tho 😂
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BOGs assemble in downtown Tuscaloosa at 5:30 we are going to jump off of the Lurleen B. Wallace bridge.
Alabama asst Antoine Pettway meeting with Kennesaw St today, source told
@Stadium
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If Pettway gets job, it would be historic - at least since I recall.
Would mean all 3 of Nate Oats’ assistants get head jobs in same cycle.
Charlie Henry: Ga Southern
Bryan Hodgson: Arkansas St
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@ClayTravis
Oh look, the 50th L take from clay Travis in the past 48 hours. Just say you hate black kids and The University and save us some time
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If Nate Oats beats those two programs for Fland I’m gonna lose it
After canceling his visit to Maryland, Elite combo guard Johnuel “Boogie” Fland is focused on three programs.
Story:
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I love that barners are choosing this play to gather around and point at for the reason they hate Alabama so much. Anyone with a baseline knowledge of basketball knows this was an elite play by JQ. They just don’t have a player on their roster that can make it, and it upsets them
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Contractually obligated to post this periodically
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