Hoerner Burner @HoernerMVP X Profile

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

Followers

4K

Following

145K

Media

11K

Statuses

85K

Nothing good ever happens to HoernerMVP

Provo, UT

Joined July 2021

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

7 months

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. INTENTIONALLY missed this pop up. 👀

867

788

36K

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

6 hours

Has someone Kirkified that video of all the kids saying “I am Charlie Kirk” yet??

2

0

3

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

7 hours

https://t.co/JjGOfMj1gJ

7

2

60

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

13 years

Obama keeps namedropping Bill Clinton-- he is no Bill Clinton.

314

1K

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

7 hours

https://t.co/LkREkYDZhc

0

3

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

11 hours

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen

Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸

@TheRicanMemes

17 hours

🤣🤣🤣

3

0

17

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

11 hours

People hate on this humble demon btw

Tyler Milliken

@tylermilliken_

15 hours

Pete Crow-Armstrong says he would’ve given the Platinum Glove to Ceddanne Rafaela if it was up to him: “The two dudes that won it are pretty damn good. If it wasn’t league-based, I would have given it to Ceddanne… I love watching him play center field. I think he’s the best in

2

1

26

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

14 hours

The Brewers couldn’t be bothered to show an ounce of fight after this so my working theory is that they literally thought this was the World Series and didn’t think they had to show up after this

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

This was their World Series btw

2

1

10

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

14 hours

LMAO

Derrick Goold

@dgoold

1 day

I had an NL MVP ballot this year. This was my final vote, submitted to BBWAA. Love you, Phillies fans.

2

0

18

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

16 hours

This is probably the best regular season game I’ve ever watched

Marquee Sports Network

@WatchMarquee

20 hours

The Cubs allowed 10 runs in the 8th inning. The Cubs won this game. Throwback to a thrilling Friday 1:20 game at Wrigley Field 👀

1

0

12

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

Counterpoint: Trump being so bad that even the worst guy ever thinks he’s a terrible person is the flex they think it is

Phil Labonte

@philthatremains

2 days

"the worst guy ever didn't like Donald Trump" isn't the flex you think it is.

0

8

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

He had done all of that before this year

Ja🔴

@ProjectStrider

1 day

Rookie of the Year ✅ 5x All-star ✅ Comeback Player of the Year ✅ 6x NL East Champion ✅ World Series Champion ✅ MVP✅ Completed baseball at age 27. 🐐 https://t.co/DIQnbY0sLO

3

0

35

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

So we let Senga2Alvarez make a tweet

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

14 years

wah, wah it's child porn. bro is 2 years old. relax

0

12

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

These people won and they’re STILL being Japanese soldiers

Beaneater Buzz

@BeaneaterB

1 day

Mariner fans about to go full on Cub fan.

1

0

63

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

This was their World Series btw

Ryan

@BrewPack8

1 day

Game 5.

42

6

453

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

Credit: @batflipcenter on Insta

0

1

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

Close enough

BBWAA

@officialBBWAA

1 day

Full NL MVP voting All ballots here: https://t.co/lLd3r2KiR3

2

0

17

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

Nico Hoerner, PCA, Michael Busch, Seiya Suzuki Where’s Chourio?

AT

@YankeeWRLD

1 day

NL MVP voting results

10

1

97

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

@bichette_mvp

1

0

2

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

1 day

https://t.co/S3wYdabGGS

6

1

15

Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

2 days

Bro

Republican Accountability

@AccountableGOP

2 days

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

1

0

44