Sir Noel Jesus KBE
@HisHolyLord
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Piss Sensei. Moonraker is the best Bond film. I put metal in the microwave (perfectly safe). Knighted for services to tweets.
Pissy, France
Joined July 2017
£400 per bar is normal Tony's Chocolonely price tho?
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Why is it so hard to build a tank or an aeroplane? It's Just gluing some metal together and stuff.
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Lol, imagine the modern Yookay approach to something like this.
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Hi @Ofcom I typed in "tits and fanny" into Google and was horrified at what came up. Can you please advise?
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BAN THE INTERNET, VPNS, THE TELEPHONE, THE VHS PLAYER, TOP SHELF GROT MAGS AND THE FREEMANS CATALOGUE
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BREAKING: X (formerly Twitter) has just been TURNED OFF in the UK. If you are in the UK and can still see posts/tweets, you are schizophrenic and are merely having a psychotic episode.
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🎶 Woah oh here she comes, watch out boy she'll suck you off, woah oh here she comes, she's a spunk guzzler 🎶 That song is about @SaintBelta's missus.
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This video looks ok on my phone but X has turned it to mush.
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The real perpetrators of this whole grok affair are women who opted to grow breasts. THEY DISGUST ME.
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Sex is bad and wrong and tits are the devil's dumplings. BAN TITS
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Watching the first batman film, and Bruce wayne drinks lovely 80s bottle of la piat dor with Vicky Vale. Probably bought it out of threshers.
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DELETE THIS
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Literally exhausted with all the fingering I've been doing today.
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Getting a few ticks on the plus column in before the big purge.
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