Get the fuck in

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A signed first edition of “Sucking off Tramps” by @HisHolyLord

RT if you just shat a fucking horse 🤙🏿😎

RT’d as a public service announcement

Thank fuck that’s over. Awful man

ACTUALLY

THIS PERSON IS NOT ME

Has anyone got any brilliant ideas for a tweet concept I can steal?

I’m so lonely

James Bond is a cunt

I’m gay lol

Will you be my friend?

Punani 7/10 Cock 10000000/10 Me luv da cock

That Sue Pollard oooooh I’d love to eat her fucking arse out

I’m just back from a lovely day sucking off tramps 🤙🏿

NO ACTUALLY FFS

2026 is looking like the year I turned a corner ‘shitting in my own fucking pants wise’ Only twice so far this year 🙌🏻 GO ME AND MY FUCKING SPHINCTER 😍

Tweet concept theft ⤵️