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A signed first edition of “Sucking off Tramps” by @HisHolyLord
Retweet if you can't find that thing that you put down five fucking minutes ago.
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RT’d as a public service announcement
@SaintBelta According to Dave Attenborough just before sunset is the best time to see a Beaver. 👍🏻
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THIS PERSON IS NOT ME
THIS IS A FAT IMPOSTER
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2026 is looking like the year I turned a corner ‘shitting in my own fucking pants wise’ Only twice so far this year 🙌🏻 GO ME AND MY FUCKING SPHINCTER 😍
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Tweet concept theft ⤵️
First pant shitting of 2026 has just occurred here.
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