Mike Hirschman
@Hirsch_Tweets
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Former SID. Now a beach bum in Garden City Beach, HS sports official, TV stats guy, @LittleLeague volunteer, husband to Kristina. United Hockey League survivor.
Lewisville, NC via Cherry Hill, NJ, Newark, DE, Bangor, ME, Lynn, MA, Asheville, NC, Newark, DE (again), Greensboro, NC & Princeton, NJ.
Joined February 2010
This guy tried to lecture us on geography. I see two continents. And neither is called “America”. Guess that’s just more revisionist history.
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show reminded millions of viewers of something geography never forgot: America is a continent. The United States is just one country in it.
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Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out
if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?
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if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?
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We need to conduct an environmental impact study to determine the “carbon footprint” of all of these private jets that flew in for and from the Super Bowl last night. After all, many of the people privileged enough to afford them lecture us peasants about how we need to reduce
Last night’s #SuperBowlLX private jet exodus was wild! Five Bay Area airports (SFO, SJC, OAK, LVK & HWD) together saw a 1,136% increase in bizjet departures during the immediate post-game hours—compared to the previous Sunday. 🏈✈️
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Last night’s #SuperBowlLX private jet exodus was wild! Five Bay Area airports (SFO, SJC, OAK, LVK & HWD) together saw a 1,136% increase in bizjet departures during the immediate post-game hours—compared to the previous Sunday. 🏈✈️
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Lindsey Vonn has more guts than most! We live in a time when Professional athletes take paid games off to rest! Meanwhile this lady tore her ACL 9 days ago and strapped on a knee brace and competed in the downhill competition! #warrior 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #shegone @TeamUSA @lindseyvonn
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This is the jump year in the calendar for those who understand scheduling. So if your schedule starts in 2026, everything is the latest it falls in the calendar. Will be latest World Series. Will be latest Little League World Series. Also pushes NBA Playoffs and Stanley Cup.
People upset next year's national championship is on Jan. 25 also learning next year's Super Bowl is on Valentine's Day. Just a weird calendar year.
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How to tell if someone is a Republican, a Democrat, or just a Southerner. Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
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Today’s Twitter winner @ScottHsports
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1978 NFC Championship Game intro graphic. CBS spared no expense in making this state-of-the art, cutting-edge graphic. Much respect.
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If you told someone 5 years ago that these 4 teams would be in the same football conference in 2026 there would have been some confusion.
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🚨#BREAKING: It has been revealed that former NC governor, Roy Cooper, appears to have given over 50 criminals early release, WHO HAD BEEN SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON. Yes, you read that right. This includes a man who r*ped his 12 year-old step-daughter. Absolutely horrifying.
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Love it! But it makes too much sense for current @mlb leadership to enact it. @Plesac19
@JennSalerno310
@shegone03
Honestly, I wish @MLB would pay for a #SuperBowl ad to air at the end of the game that simply says, “Welcome to Baseball Season.”
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And guarantee most of them frequently scream global warming.
More than 1,000 private jets will travel to the Super Bowl this year. In addition to the standard operating costs, each of these planes will pay a $3,000 to $40,000 special event fee just to park. https://t.co/urkOokpdEF
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LBJ definitely raises an eyebrow.
U.S. Presidents’ Net Worth Before and After Presidency 🇺🇸 George Washington — $2M💰 $2.5M 🇺🇸 John Adams — $800K💰 $700K 🇺🇸 Thomas Jefferson — $3M💰 $200K 🇺🇸 James Madison — $500K💰 $300K 🇺🇸 James Monroe — $1M 💰$50K 🇺🇸 Andrew Jackson — $500K💰 $1M 🇺🇸 Abraham Lincoln — $85K💰
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