Mark Garcia (Hilow)
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We did it y’all, we’re MMEers!
For the first time in my DFS career, I am maxing the Milly Maker. Such a juicy slate with oodles of uncertainty to leverage, I simply can’t be confined to 5-9 rosters this week. RIP in peace SE/3-Max lyfe.
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Brandin Cooks. Marvin Jones. Corey Davis. What do these players have in common? They are the WR1 on teams with bottom five defenses and low Vegas win totals. Oh, and they’re available in rounds 9, 12, and 13, respectively.
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Welcome to the world Benjamin William! Born 30 November at 2014 MST. Mommy and baby are healthy and resting.
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Am I taking crazy pills or does Cam Akers have almost zero shot of paying off round one ADP? I’m not seeing this one y’all…
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Claire Juniper Garcia, born 0048 on 19 January, 2023. Mommy and baby healthy and resting. Now to finish some Edge games!
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A bit of personal news:
I am joining
@NBCSEdgeFB
/Rotoworld for the coming season. I will be contributing a weekly DFS article every Monday for the duration of the season. I look forward to working with the fine folk over at NBC and am grateful for the opportunity! Let’s go!
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As the political landscape ramps up, gentle reminder to keep that shit off fantasy twitter. That is all.
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As much as that debilitating stomach bug sucked, I’m making the best of a shit situation by quitting nicotine cold Turkey. I’ve dipped, chewed, snused, and zynned every day since I was 21, today is day 7 of zero nicotine.
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My daughter decided six months ago that she wanted to save enough money to buy her own Nintendo Switch. She asked her grandparents if she could pick lemons and grapefruit to make juice and sewed scrunchies to sell. Today, she hit her goal!
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Being a former member of the United States Navy’s F/A-18F Tactical Demonstration Team, flying air shows and flyovers all over the world, I’d like to take the time to educate the public on flyovers, what they mean, what they do, where the money comes from, etc etc... A THREAD
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman's mics were hot and they're just as tired of the NFL's military flyovers as we are
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Ten whole years ago I married my best friend. Happy anniversary love!
How it started: How it’s going:
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Gardner Minshew doesn’t read defenses... he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Dinosaurs looked at Gardner Minshew the wrong way... you know what happened to them. Some kids can pee their name into snow... Gardner Minshew pees his name into concrete.
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Rounding out the crew with a baby BOY! Two girls, two boys! We can field a hockey team now with mom and dad included 🤦♂️
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Michael Gallup
Who is a player that is not being drafted in the first five rounds this year, that you think will go in the top two rounds next year?
My picks: Kareem Hunt and JK Dobbins
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NFL needs to go to two bye weeks per team. What’s the downside for them? Players want it, extends the season (their goal), provides better product to the fans RE injuries and missed games, etc etc.
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Did your “provider” say to sit Latavius Murray? Did they recommend Josh Jacobs? Are you falling behind because you’re following the wrong people? Hi, I’m Hilow, and I approve this message. Follow me to the promised land.
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My take on the Dalvin news. Uncertainty and ambiguity is your friend.
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It’s not public knowledge to all, but I just celebrated my 5-year survivorship from this shit disease. To all those currently fighting, have fought or know someone close that has, keep your head up. Reach out to wives, husbands, friends of those fighting: it’s as hard on them!
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🚨🚨 A THREAD 🚨🚨
Akiem Hicks, one of the top run stoppers in the league, is out indefinitely. Alvin Kamara is battling a high ankle “issue.” Latavius Murray is priced at $5100 on DK.
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🚨A (game theory) THREAD 🚨
-expect OBJ and Jarvis to carry significant ownership this weekend. Chubb is currently projected for sub-8% ownership vs MIA. That’s a mistake. He has seen 25/24/28 RB opportunities (carries+targets) the last three weeks.
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Hi, my name’s Hilow, and I’m here to admit I might have gotten Josh Jacobs wrong in season-long... throw the TDs out the window, what I didn’t believe was an increase in designed targets, which happened today. I’ll take that L.
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Dan Campbell: “Jameson Williams is going to play a lot in preseason.”
Everyone: “Holy shit, did you see that Jamo stayed in the game when the starters came out today?”
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Stoked to contribute to such a great team. Want to thank
@ScottBarrettDFB
,
@GrahamBarfield
, Joe Dolan, and the rest of the Fantasy Points team for the opportunity!
Join us in welcoming Mark Garcia (
@HilowFF
) to the
@FantasyPts
squad! 🔥
Mark is a United States Naval Academy grad who studied game theory at Harvard, Stanford, Yale, and Northwestern! We are excited about the value Mark will provide to our readers!
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So we did a thing for the kids for Christmas today.... three days after welcoming our fourth child. This is fine.
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Everyone out here attacking Cole Beasley for being vocal about his own damn choice. He doesn’t owe you anything, he’s a grown ass man and a human being. Goddamn give it a rest.
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I unapologetically believe The Eliminator blows Weekly Winners out of the water as far as contest structure and sustainability goes.
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Honestly hilarious to me because I’ve been one of their biggest supporters and my account was restricted TODAY. And no,
@UnderdogFantasy
, I’m not sending you a bank statement with income lmao gtfo
DraftKings and FanDuel want to limit your choices, and they don’t want you to know that.
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Is this the part where CEH truthers say “I told you so?” 🤦♂️ worst horrible draft pick bailout of all time
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Want the true weather forecast for games?
MIN/GB and LV/CLE are shit shows. NE/BUF tiny bit less so. TEN/CIN the least of the shit shows.
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Decade in review
-Graduated USNA ‘10
-married love of my life
-completed flight school
-bought first house
-2 combat deployments
-3 kids
-represented the Navy flying air shows in the F-18 for 2 years
-transitioned from active duty to reserves, sold house, changed jobs, moved home
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So I guess it’s a JD McKissic, Brian Hill and Debo Samuel kinda week, huh?
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Yea, I get it, Terrace Marshall, Jr…. But the Panthers have a bottom 3 OL and it’s clear DJM is the underneath option again with Robby working intermediate. So we expect a rookie, playing with a bottom 3 OL and Sam Darnold, with CMC healthy, to light the world on fire?
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For the first time in my DFS career, I am maxing the Milly Maker. Such a juicy slate with oodles of uncertainty to leverage, I simply can’t be confined to 5-9 rosters this week. RIP in peace SE/3-Max lyfe.
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The perfect 10/10 night for 4 grand and the rest of my BB entries LFG
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“We’ve put in the work. We’ve spent countless sleepless nights preparing for this moment. Now is our time. Today is our moment.”
-Me, in my dreams tonight, probably
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Everyone remember this fucking asshole from earlier this year? Telling people he didn’t have time for their questions/team and now dogging on another member of the community’s analysis. Don’t be this guy, a fucking asshole. That is all.
in case you were wondering what the worst dynasty analysis in the world looks like. 😲🥴🤢🤮
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Kitchen is done! Big reveal! Before and after pics of the journey...
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Imagine being able to draft Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce on the same roster… this is a Calvin Ridley/Kyle Pitts tweet
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I’ve seen a lot of joking and shot-taking regarding Ukraine. It’s easy to feel removed from acts of war until/unless you’ve experienced it firsthand. Please take a second and think about the people, military and civilians, losing their jobs, their homes, their lives…
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As political season ramps up, can we please, for the love of God, keep that shit off fantasy twitter?
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As the season comes to an end, I wanted to take the time to give back for the overwhelming support from the
#OWSFam
this season. I’m giving away three copies of my Game Theory Roster Construction course on
@oneweekseason
. Like and RT to be entered!
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Guys...
I’M BACK!
Disney was great, but I’m back to the grind now.
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Per
@JosinaAnderson
, Kareem Hunt has informed the team that he wants to be "paid or traded." Last round D'Ernest Johnson isn't going to be around much longer, nor is 9/10th round Hunt.
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Working for the Navy this weekend. My grandmother always made me a strawberry yogurt pie and taught my wife how to make it after we got married. My grandmother passed away last week and her funeral was Friday. My wife and kids sent me to work with the perfect tribute today!
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Everyone waking up realizing their CeeDee/Ra stacks are fighting against 40% of the finals pods with the same stack
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Everyone enjoying their fifth round starting RB Dameon Pierce shares?
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My sister graduated medical school today, drop a message here so I can show her how fucking badass she is
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Gardner Minshew is 1.7 fantasy ppg behind Lamar Jackson lolz
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Great tournament, great cause, great fun. Maybe fifth time’s the charm?
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Anyone like Corey Davis this weekend? No, just me? Fuck
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She’s home. ‘74 stingray convertible, my next big project. Need to drop the tank, redo the fuel and brake lines, and rebuild the engine… but damn what a beaut
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The EV of a BBMV finals team went up 27.7% compared to BBMIV. Yes, getting rid of the regular season prize was the right move.
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It seems I have to once again say this: DON’T PLAY PATRICK LAIRD IN DFS!!!!!!
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Let’s jump back to dynasty, would anyone be surprised if Quintez Cephus ended his career as a top three WR from this class?
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Gardner Minshew averaged over 33 pass attempts per game in 2019. A few things are evident:
-Gardner is the starter.
-33 pass attempts per game average is the floor.
Why is DJ Chark not being talked about more...?
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Hey guys, remember all those Auden Tate shares we grabbed 2-3 weeks ago? Jalen Ramsey just got traded to LAR. Yea, this is the week we start him. And we didn’t have to blow a bunch of FAAB or burn a waiver priority...
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Who wants a preview of everything that’s changed (or remained the same) for all 32 NFL teams and how we leverage that information for early season DFS contests (in both written and podcast medium)?
@oneweekseason
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Sod is in! Got two planter boxes left to build and a swing set to put together and it’s a wrap!
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Priority waiver adds:
-Damiere Byrd
-Diontae Johnson
-Ty Johnson
-Darrel Williams
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James Conner is out. Jaylen Samuels is now $6300. Jaylen Samuels is a trap at that price vs LAR. These are the facts.
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“You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and the manner in which you live.”
-Stuart Scott
These words gave me hope as I was battling cancer myself, with two invasive surgeries from July-November 2014. Stuart Scott was my hero when I needed one.
✊
Stuart Scott's inspiring words still resonate with us ❤️
Today, he would have celebrated his 55th birthday.
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All these reports on PHI backfield saying Swift almost exclusively being utilized in the pass game in camp. What I hear is “Penny is the primary early-down dude behind the top OL in the league.”
Rashaad Penny has been a 9-10th round pick all draft szn.
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Had ourselves a sweat today boys. Swapped off Kittle this morning in favor of Ertz (would have multiplied the day by 10 had I kept Kittle).
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Noah Fant worked out like a hole in the head. Time to drink.
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JFC people. Vaccination cards, wrist bands, public ridicule. What’s next, serial tattoos? This is wrong on so many levels.
The NFL and the NFLPA are also at odds over the use of wristbands to identity unvaccinated players, per sources. The NFL is allowing clubs to to make players wear bright colored wristbands, which the NFLPA believes is unnecessary. Talks to continue.
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If you didn’t draft CMC 1.01 knowing third-string, seventh-round rookie QB, Mr. Irrelevant himself would become the checkdown king after an in-season trade for CMC, were you even drafting bro?
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I have a confession… I can’t stop drafting Marvin Mims
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Over three years ago. I haven’t lifted or done cardio much at all since they passed. Today, I vow to get back in shape as a tribute to those warriors. Gone but never forgotten.
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Are we really still understating the significance of a move like Joe Judge to Brian Daboll?
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Stoked to finally announce that I’ll be hosting the First Mover Podcast only on PlayerProfiler network this year! Come check it out!
The
#FirstMover
Podcast is ready to kick off the 2023 NFL Season!
PlayerProfiler has the honor of introducing
@HilowFF
as the new host of First Mover 🔥
Tune in for the high-end
#FantasyFootball
game theory you NEED at 8pm EST!
📺:
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You guys like WR2+ at WR4- prices?
Draft Boyd and Jarvis.
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Again, I don’t normally do this, but there’s one WR who is being so grossly undervalued heading into 2019 that it’s comical:
Corey Davis.
Being drafted as a WR4. He’s a WR2 y’all.
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Guys, just to reiterate, DON’T PLAY LAIRD. It’s literally defying every piece of sound process and trying to create something that isn’t there. Just play Tim Patrick if you must play a cheapie (even then, it’s thin)
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If Breida misses this week, Kyle Juszczyk at $3100 on DK is mighty enticing. Beathard targeted RBs 30% of the time last year and Alf Morris doesn’t catch many balls. Add in the fact they should be trailing all game and this could be the sneaky-cheap cheat code of the week
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Day 37 and going strong. Urges come far less frequently and leave faster. 💪
As much as that debilitating stomach bug sucked, I’m making the best of a shit situation by quitting nicotine cold Turkey. I’ve dipped, chewed, snused, and zynned every day since I was 21, today is day 7 of zero nicotine.
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🚨🚨 Priority Waiver Adds 🚨🚨
Yes, Edmonds and Ty Johnson yada yada yada (Edmonds was a preseason rec and Ty week 4 rec), you’re not here for that.
-Jonnu Smith
-BaeSean Hamilton
-JD McKissic
-Corey Davis/AJ Brown (one week matchup fill-in)
-Olabisi Johnson (one week start)
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We tried to tell y’all
Tony Pollard has looked better on film this season than Ezekiel Elliott.
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Unfollow guys who are too big to discuss your team, and follow Hilow
#ForThePeople
you have a fantasy team so you can make fantasy decisions, not me.
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Just chillin watching Smithsonian channel, show called “Carriers at War,” and found something 😂 pretty cool show.
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Browns: we want an adult at QB.
Also Browns: *aggressively pursues the dude with the most baggage in the league currently*
Case Keenum:
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This is what home school looks like 11 days after giving birth. I dunno how she does it man.
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18 hours total over the past two days in the sun, but the tree house/swing set is done!
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