Langdon B
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Psych Nurse, Writer, Avid GIF giver. SAG/AFTRA 🩶Dogs Thrillers Crime Trek Who 🩶 #WritingCommunity #amquerying Kill the Messenger; Murder Board coming soon
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I tend to tweet in spurts. (Which, I suppose, is better than Tweeting in squirts.)
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My neighbor was one of the last living Tuskegee Airmen. He just died from COVID. He would have been 101 on January 2nd.
💔💔💔
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I got the house!!! 🌟✨💫😃🙏🏼
Ok, THIS is the one! I applied last night and should know today.
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This is the house I’m applying for later today. Wish me luck, family!
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Anyone else struggling a little with their feelings of simultaneous glee and guilt???
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Hey - how does “Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” sound to you?
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Hey
@MSNBC
I have the answer: When Nicholle Wallace returns, replace Katy Tur with Alicia Menendez.
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Joe Biden just now: "I trust the scientists...I don't trust Donald Trump."
Agreed?
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🔥🔥BREAKING: Carl Bernstein echoing Pelosi's concerns (& many doctors) that trump is in "an altered state." He even says it's time 2 consider
#25thAmendment
. Amplify this, Resistance. If we make it trend (again!) MSM has to cover it & GOP must pay attention.
#25thAmendmentNow
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Per CNN, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy attending church tomorrow morning with Joe Biden.
A ray of hope???
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@BlueDotRedStat3
ME. And I’m a nurse working the front lines every day. (I mask everywhere, don’t eat inside and socially distance. It’s that simple, ppl.)
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Ok, THIS is the one! I applied last night and should know today.
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Ronald Reagan had full blown dementia in his last years in the Oval. President Biden has normal “senior moments” (that start in one’s 40s & that EVERYONE experiences). So sick of the BS right-wingers and press.
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Seth Abramson has receipts. (Pro-tip: Seth Abramson always has receipts.)
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@itsJeffTiedrich
@marcorubio
Every time Marco Rubio tweets a bible verse am angel gets cancer.
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I have never been more proud of my Irish heritage. This is hilarious - watch until the end, sound on. (& now, I also really miss my dad.)
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Show a picture of your rescued animal.
Mine: the lovely lady Shotsi.
Show a picture of your rescued animal.
Felix & Alabama.
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True story: I received a fairly prestigious award in my field today…They asked me to speak to inspire other nurses (to move to the state.) I submitted the title; they rejected it I can’t imagine why.
“Nursing in Florida: Where Dreams Go To Die.”
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Fun Fact for Saturday Morning: the Proud Boys logo is two cocks kissing. 😂😂
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@MuellerSheWrote
Good God - I had never seen all this put together. This is horrid. And it makes me really wonder what else he’s done….
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Jake Tapper just said, “The stain on the Trump brand is a blood stain.”
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@NotoriousOHM
Steve Kerr speaks for the majority of us - he took a big risk; I’m proud, grateful and maybe just little more hopeful.
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Wow. Cannot thank you all enough. But honesty, send your love and prayers to his wife, Georgia.
💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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I confess, I really do love Twitter. But sometimes it still baffles me.
I post what I think is a finely crafted tweet and gets meh.
I tweet a picture of a cat’s asshole and it goes wild fire. 🤷♂️
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YOU WILL FU*%ING LOVE THIS - DO IT NOW!
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you know why Rikers Island is trending...
Any suggestions for location of a Trump Presidential library?
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Nicolle Wallace said Trump's performance tonight at the
#PresidentialDebate
was "an assault."
Do you agree?
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Honest question: is there any way to stop the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett tomorrow???
I’m getting more worried, more angry...
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Trump takes a dump - 20 new pardons, including of war criminals.
GOP party of Law & Order? They never get to say that again.
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If you’re a genius - you see a good
Dog.
If you're right-brained, you'll see a fish.
If you're left-brained, you'll see a mermaid.
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Anderson Cooper just bitch slapped Rick Santorum on live TV. Delicious.
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@106th
@Phil_Lewis_
Same, Mark. I am confused, and devastated. No, I’m angry, because I’m assuming people gave him a lot of hate online. And I don’t get into Internet drama often, but I am honestly worried about him. He’s been nothing but love, and it’s clear that he’s really sensitive.
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@Bill_Maxwell_
Whippings. Daily. In public. (Charge with pay per view and national debt also eliminated.)
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Good morning. Prepare to fall in love.
Sharing Al Green with the next generation YES! Wow they both can sing 🎶
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Wow - I can’t keep track of just how many newspapers’ front page headlines and editorial boards are calling on tRump AND GOP enablers to resign. It gives me a little hope. You?
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@kylegriffin1
Voters, yes! But, we could fix this now! Eliminate the filibuster and an act the women’s healthcare legislation that has been blocked.
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Is it just me or do the new photos from Odysseus the Lunar Lander make the moon look like the Eucharist?
First moon landing in over 50 yrs, some of these new images are absolutely Amazing! :)
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My COVID thoughts (other than rage & grief) - we need to activate the National Guard to get immunity. We need to administer over a million vaccines per day.
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Loving the Biden/Harris team so far.
Who wants to see Sally Yates for Attorney General?!?
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FYI tomorrow is Betty White’s 99th birthday.
Let’s wish her a fabulous one.
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@DrLovlie
Thank you so much, Dr.. That was the best and most concise thread I have ever seen on the topic of how to respond to all of the BS messaging and talking points from the NRA and rabid gun supporters. I cannot thank you enough. I will be sharing it, and using it. Often.
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Most of my friends are animals. At least I’m not Ted Cruz. 😆🤗
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Good morning. My thoughts on this past Weekend:
Truckers be damned, I’m still moving back to NYC in 2 months
John Oliver is a national treasure
True Detective: Night Country was perfect in every way.
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Where are my Miami/Dade Democrats? You’re the majority there and Republicans are outvoting you!!!
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John Bolton unleashing on Trump tonight (CNN). Wish he’d done it a liiiiiiiiitle earlier...
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I could totally live (& write!) here.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
Whoah - Steve Kerr speaks for the majority of us - he took a big risk; I’m proud, grateful and maybe just little more hopeful.
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You know you’re getting old when this birthday present actually excites you:
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Spent the day packing (ug) and with my friend Henry. Yes, he’s a goose. And a very good goose, at that. 🤗
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I didn't think Joe could get better.
Today, he did, deriving an amazing address (slash pep talk) to all of Americans.
I feel better. You?
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New state, new job, new (positive) attitude. Much love to everyone.
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Who’s gonna Boop back?
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@MuellerSheWrote
So glad this is getting attention. The initial headline on the breaking story just said White House. That pissed me off so much, so good to see all the follow up reminding everyone it was the Trump White House. Dr. Ronnie was the Candyman.
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Just found out I'm getting the COVID vaccine Friday! Relieved; grateful.
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Ok. So apparently Georgia gonna require me to make coffee.
Question: with or without whiskey?
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Can you spuddle?
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OK, I know that this gas station chicken salad sandwich is going to be good. The package said it’s quality. Right?
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@MeidasTouch
Mitch McConnell must have had an IV in each hand; they clearly infiltrated. They are bruised, swollen. There also might be Betadine (surgical scrub) staining them...
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Super excited my all time favorite band The Go Go’s have been nominated for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame! And major kudos to Fela Kuti, Kate Bush and Chaka Khan.
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This one’s for the Ladies.
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It just started raining in LA; first time in like 10 months. Maybe it’s a sign of America washing away the orange stain...
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@thomaskaine5
Overjoyed! He and the team have accomplished soooo much (& prevented a lot of bad sh*t). Love them!
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Fox News: “...where facts go to die.”
~ Jake Tapper, just now.
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Happy New Year, Twitter Family. Let’s make it a great one, together.
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@JRehling
@CNNPR
@kirstiealley
Exactly. As a nurse (and hell, as someone with 1/2 a brain) I thank you.
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Editing my
#WIP
- printed the novel and it’s 568 pages. Have some major cutting (& rewriting) to do. Any suggestions from the
#WritingCommunity
#writersoftwitter
? Thanks!
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In case you were wondering, this is totally me:
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Anyone else remember when saying Trump was trying to destroy democracy was hyperbole?
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Who else hopes Rashida Jones replaces Chuck Todd on Meet The Press?
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I always vet new followers. What words, phrases, etc. are deal makers for you?
Wins for me include:
Resist
Black Lives Matter
Dogs
Animal Lover
Writer
Dogs
Comedy
anything intelligent, beautiful, inspiring
And, Dogs.
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