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@HeshimaSpeaks
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My personal diary that happens to be relatable ✍🏾[email protected]
Joined April 2016
These rent prices are looking very RELATIONSHIP to me.
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And this is why no amount of “budgeting” can excuse the fact that inflation is robbing us blind.
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I can confirm this and the stairmaster will have you SNATCHED.
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Update: I will not be participating in any drinking activities until 2023.
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I will NOT be at this same place in life by December 31st and you can mark my words on that.
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I be overthinking but then again….I be right too.
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Y’all we finally made it. Clocks spring forward tomorrow and the sun won’t go down until 7, who want something on the grill?
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Healthy….it’s called healthy. 🥹.
What is it called when you been in the honeymoon stage for the entire relationship?.
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We smoke a lot of weed.
genuine question how is everyone just continuing with their lives without breaking down crying every few hours.
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Easily the last words my grandma wrote to me in a card. Context: I am adopted.
Your favourite tattoo on your body?.
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Dealing with a narcissist will have you thinking you’re wrong for being mad at the abuse they caused you.
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I mean literally tea is the natural cure to everything:. Sick? Drink tea. Detox for 🍃? Drink tea. Need help sleeping? Drink tea. Period cramps? Drink tea.
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It’s really the little things that cause so much happiness as an adult.
Groceries delivered.No replacements.No substitutions.No refunds .Every item found!! 😫
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Being inconsiderate is such a terrible flaw to have tbh.
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I love receiving confirmation that I made the right decision.
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You give mf’s the benefit of the doubt and they turn out to be just as shiesty as you thought.
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Today I went to therapy, took myself to a movie, and took myself to my favorite restaurant and I feel….amazing.
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Studs,. The problem is y’all dating these women who don’t understand that YOU are a bad bitch as well.
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If you’re gonna make a scene to call me beautiful at the gas station, please pay for my gas beloved.
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@JustusKz Imagine that being my grandmothers handwriting from a card. Y’all be unprovoked assholes on here😂.
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I’ve spent most of my life not speaking up on the things that bother me and it’s been amazing to see the amount of people who have dropped out of my life now that I like a lil tussle.
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Am I having an identity crisis or am I just underpaid and can’t afford the life I want to live?.
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Due to me being a complete idiot in the first phase of my le$bean dating life, I am now following the rule where I will not ask you to be my girlfriend before I experience you under stress, see how you handle money, traveling together, and experiencing you in different settings.
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Why all the bottle girls gotta be fems?. Studs want this money too, I’m starting a group for the bottle studs.
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People disrespect you in the wildest ways then be like “just get over it 🤠”.
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@Italianotnice Go head and travel to get it cause that’s gon be the last thing you travel to get 💀.
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Don’t let these filters fool you, I loveeee a good no filly.
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Mhmmm imma do both.
Trust women or have waves 🤔.
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Chill that's southern Virginia. NOVA is a separate state
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Why is it so hard to believe that a relationship simply did not…work out. Not everything gotta have drama, beef, or a dramatic ass ending.
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Y’all said you wanted a black owned, queer owned, unisex clothing brand?! 🧏🏾♀️
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I was real nervous about bringing my girlfriend to Thanksgiving but this morning they all went to breakfast with her without me since I had to work so…I guess she’s a keeper 💀.
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Pay attention to how people treat you while you’re grieving because that’ll show you the exact role they need to play in your life.
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As a stud, posting your girl is a death sentence to your socials cause I have never lost so many followers all across the board lmao.
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Your parents are already disappointed in you, get the face tat.
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Ain’t no way I could be straight cause I just got my first pap smear and my ass almost lifted off the table.
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Working two jobs. One for bills and the other so baby doesn’t have to lift a finger.
what is relationship math? 👀.
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As a stud, I’m really tryna figure out why God blessed me with the FATTEST wagon that the girls be flying all over the country to accomplish.
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Can we all agree that Ezee is the most annoying stud on this planet?.
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Y’all thought I was playing about this huh?
Why all the bottle girls gotta be fems?. Studs want this money too, I’m starting a group for the bottle studs.
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How did people not know Hrs and Hrs was for the gays…. the title is literally HRS AND HRS?!?.
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@unclelondonn__ There’s this new show on Hulu with sterling k brown that everyone keeps talking about.
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Got my hair retwisted and a new thigh and hand tat…y’all need anything from the store?.
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Idk what yesterday was giving but….it was giving what needed to be gave.
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Why slide in my dm’s as friends if you know you have the intention of something more…that’s weird.
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@YourModernMocha I started with 10 minutes but now I start out my workouts with 15 minutes on the stair, and after my workout is complete I end with 15 min on the treadmill or elliptical! . Once it starts feeling easy, increase by 5-10 min and you’ll be a pro in no time 🫡.
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Y’all not gon like this one but as a masc presenting woman, I’m down for paying for my girl on most dates but girl bffr I’m on the SAME pay scale as you in the eyes of Corporate America. So the fems need to be opening them telfeezy wallets sometimes as well.
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Something about ‘girlfriend’ sends chills to the lips.
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My girlfriend told me she was taking a nap and she gon call me talkin bout pick her up from the airport in an hour???!.
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What’s the pettiest reason you’ve cut somebody off for?. I’ll start. Shordie wasn’t drinking enough water for me so I had to let that thang go.
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You cannot say you love someone and speak fear into their dreams/passions in the same breathe. Love your folks delusionaly or don’t love ‘em at all.
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Dating has showed me that most people do not understand mental health to the extent that y’all practice and preach on social media.
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It’s always “wyd for your birthday” but never “pack a bag and meet me at the airport.”.
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Let me know when y’all finished writing the dyke rule book.
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My girl FaceTimed me in the middle of a function drunk asl to sing Cash Shit with me because she knows that’s my song I——-🥺.
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I have been working a full time internship since October and that was the only thing I could find post grad. Today….they offered me a permanent position and tripled my salary 😭🙏🏾.
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Get you a partner that surprises you with gifts that fulfill your inner child 🥹
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BE (and I cannot stress this enough) YOUR OWN PERSON.
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Now this what we call a RANG😍.
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Making friends in my 20’s has been harder than my whole college experience combined.
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