HealthCaliphate
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Big-Government Web Site. Loves long walks down hospital corridors, anthrax and other progressive causes. Curing Tea-Party ignorance 140 characters at a time.
Joined October 2013
Why yes, they did put us in charge of the website. After all, we were so experienced from the last one. Why do you ask?
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Just kidding. Seriously, we didn't think it was possible to screw up more than we did. Thanks, team! It's a new record!
Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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Our web site is "full of glitches" only in the sense that the universe is full of subatomic particles.
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Honestly, hard to feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to put confidential data on our website. Didn't you people see the roll out? #FoolsAndTheirDataAreSoonParted
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washingtonexaminer.com
Information from 75,000 people who use the federal government's Obamacare website was hacked earlier this week, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid
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For those asking, yes, they did put us in charge of IT for the FBI. Once they figured out we couldn't build a web site, they had to find *something* useful for us to do.
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Absolutely. You men, and others identifying as men, wouldn't want your hysterectomies and mammograms to not be covered!
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We tried it at ten bucks a bug for the web site and it doubled the national debt.
Defense Dept bug bounty chief: “Every department in the United States government needs to have a program like this"
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We feel their pain. Take it from us, web sites are hard.
Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announces launch of https://t.co/JyvSKwbt4O web site to promote traffic control initiative. Here it is:
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If we were pushing ObamaCare today, we'd have had Pajama Boy in RompHims instead. Would have been a much more effective pitch.
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YES!!!111! THIS! How will men GET THEIR MAMMOGRAMS?!
So everyone understands: 'competition across state lines' means no regulation of health insurance at all. That's what it means.
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Sssshhhhhhhhh... Anyway, they say that like it's a bad thing. #MedicaidRules
New data reveals that Obamacare insures far fewer than 20 Million—most were forced onto Medicaid.
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"Death spiral" is such a harsh phrase. We prefer "gentle glideslope to single payer."
#DeathSpiral update: @asymmetricinfo pretty much predicted this on @fixitshow
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IDK, seems like it could be good for business. A rare silver lining to a Trump presidency. #MakingSmallpoxGreatAgain
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All this talk about "exposing fake sites" is making us a little nervous here.
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Psssst, don't tell anyone that more than that are dying now because we made insurance unaffordable.
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