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The Abominable Showman. The Great Befriender. 🌱. He/him. Elon is cisgender.
Darug country
Joined December 2008
You visited my profile to find an insult for me instead of investing in thought? Congratulations, you can now reply that I have my pronouns in my bio so everyone knows you're a dullwitted bigot incapable of independent ideas.
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Hey @NelsonAlexRE you know soliciting for rent bidding, and not offering rentals at a fixed price is illegal right? @consumervic
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Tried watching this The Sopranos show you all talk about. First word I hear is “woke.” Turned it right off.
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Good job that, as an Australian resident, I was entirely unable to read JCap's short on $wtc at $34.
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Though these two companies have claimed only a small portion of my effort and funds they now appear to be set to eventually take care of a decent chunk of my retirement needs if I just do literally nothing but check they aren't frauds from time to time.
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Just when $PME was gearing up to overtake $WTC as my largest position, Richard had other ideas. Both modest investments, held without selling for years, very occasionally topped up on dips.
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this is my favourite reddit screenshot i think about it so often
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We have just published our analysis of the FY 2024 Pro Medicus #ASX $PME results. (Disclosure: Held) As always, it's free to read 👇 https://t.co/JlAifpXPKv
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Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong? When you key in 50 + 50 and hit the equals key, it’ll give you 100. Multiply that by 2 and you get 200. That’s correct. But type in 50 + 50 * 2 and it spits out 150. What gives?
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https://t.co/6ovW755Kz1 4.5 years after episode 25 - it’s episode 26 of the Cheerful Despair podcast!
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Real estate agencies are making it impossible to do recurring bank transfers by CHANGING THE FKN ACCOUNT EVERY MONTH, in order to force tenants to use their platform for a fee. This particular agency is Morton, but they’re not alone.
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Anyway just saying hello to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed Cheerful Despair and miss it. Hope you're well.
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Hard Rock International has denied it is involved...
Snowy 2.0’s luckless Florence tunnel boring machine is stopped again, this time after reportedly taking a wrong turn and getting stuck in hard rock
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Work with Dan. I haven't done it but if ever he recruits for an idiot I would.
Hello folks, if you want to come work with me, we're hiring a senior frontend engineer in Sydney, shitposters preferred -
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the ongoing effort to categorise all things as woke/not woke provides the following updates: fruit ❌ sandwiches ❌ quinoa ✅ sushi ✅ please update your records
We just saved you $107 million on school lunches. Despite the shrieking from the left, we’re not cancelling the programme. We'll be doing more with less money to feed kids the fruit and sandwiches their parents would, not woke food like quinoa and sushi. Bon appétit.
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the podcast in question was on 17 Feb 2022. choose your "experts" wisely.
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11/ And really, it would be smarter not to tweet this. But I want people to KNOW what insecure housing looks & feels like. Even from a relatively privileged position. People are doing it HARD right now. Thanks to @purplepingers for his advocacy. This must change, @ChrisMinnsMP.
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Every beautifully shot video promoting The Masters showing the pristine greens and the dappled light through the trees should have a huge disclaimer across the screen saying "this golf course permitted its first black member in 1990"
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bonus spinnidge
imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.
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